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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
The photo of the Sheriff standing there looks more to me like he just stopped for a chat or something. He probably noticed some of them from the road and went to wish them a happy new year.

Which of course is Transphobic Violence of insane levels. Even JK Rowling would be appalled.
I could imagine that he was called out to the property (hopefully not by somebody here, Kiwis please don't be fucking idiots), met with the first person he saw, had a bit of a chat, didn't have the expertise, time or authority to really look into the whole thing with any depth so took them at their word and left. Like he looks totally calm and unbothered in the picture, even just letting them take a picture without much fuss would indicate to me that this was a routine call and part of his duties and the implication that this was some kind 'swatting' seems completely laughable.

I think it would be in our best interests if the whole thing turns into a legal debacle between 'Bonnie' and the rest, especially if Bonnie is willing to stand behind his claims of extensive animal abuse, something that would have to be taken extremely seriously considering his close involvement in the whole thing, that would probably result in a far more thorough investigation of the entire ranch than anything random concerned Kiwis could prompt the authorities to do and would probably unearth (literally) some horrible revelations about what went down at the tranch, which these idiots won't be able to deflect by constantly crying about being assailed by evil transphobes.
Might have helped if he lead with the animal abuse angle, though. Not sure why he didn't.
Not that I know how the law works, but considering what he mentioned about the dead Alpacas was that he personally helped in burying tens of them, couldn't that mean he could end up being done in as well for animal abuse?
 
im wonering what are the odds these animals were buried competently considering how inept these people are.

burying them in a literal mass grave is gonna cause a bio hazard situation, the farm will get swarmed with insects and locust, maggots and with them will bring diseases which will surely poison the land. another idea is them burying the alpacas separately but in super shallow graves. like 3 foot deep graves. there's a reason we bury people in caskets like 6-7 feet deep

i think protocol would either be to bury them very separately or incinerate them to stop the attraction of bugs.
 
The very sad thing about all of this is that if it weren't for the obvious bad press that it would involve, I think the Tranchers would be thrilled to just offload all their animals onto Animal Control and wash their hands of having to deal with them. I feel like they'd be happy to have the animals off their hands financially and labor wise as well as a potential sob story about how their cute fuzzy alpaca were just ribbed away by discriminatory chuds, the only problem for them would be the optics of 'yeah they were actually so bad that Animal Control had to step in'..
They would have to have some way of blaming it on the evil tranny hating chuds first. That way it looks like they had no choice but to turn over their animals, and it's an "unavoidable tragedy" rather than a bunch of gross mutilated mental cases with no care or concern for anything but themselves.
ok but how?
alpacas are like one of the easiest live stock to take care of
they eat mostly grass and hell you can keep like 8 on a single acre easy because they only eat the top half of grass so it keeps growing
That's easy. Remove the grass altogether.
So, has any word of this reached any sort of normie news coverage or is it just our little secret?
Reporting on this would be transphobia.
Animal nutrition is a science. People get PhDs in this.
It might be a science, but that's for people who are trying to get the most out of their animals. The people who care and see them as an investment. The truth is, with any sort of competence the animals will live with very few problems if they're just given the minimum of nutrition. The troon wasteland doesn't even afford them that.
Does the death rate seem high? Yes. But I am just a faggot that was raised in suburbia and I am sure most here are similar or raised in the city.

“You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. No one is entitled to be ignorant.” - Harlan Ellison​


JFC, how do you even kill that many alpacas by incompetence?
By not providing even the very bare minimum of care. In this case, nothing to eat.
It can be a monument to what happens when we let troons run free. A warning to future generations.
In five to ten years we'll have plenty walking, talking examples of that in society. Zippertitted, crotch rotted, mentally ill trannies who ruined their body for no reason, or detransed after realizing they were sold a lie. Those birds are coming home to roost, and when they do the pile of shit they'll make will be unavoidable.
 
Okay, small time chicken owner here. I've lived on bigger farms, with more than poultry, but while things die, this kind of die off is terrifying, and entirely avoidable.

Any good farm, or even pet owner, would be panicking to figure out why so many of their animals had died. If it's a sickness, then it has to be dealt with before other animals are impacted. If it's a predator, we have to find out how it's getting to our animals. The rare time I've seen something kill most of our animals, my cousin stayed out all night in the coop, with a shotgun. Deaths like this are rare on a ranch.

And if you can't find the abject terror in someone knowing their animals were just starving and dying, without care, maybe you'll understand the economics.

These animals all cost money, bigger the animal the bigger the money. If one of my laying hens died, then that would be sunk money I've spent feeding her, keeping her warm, and the loss of potential profit from her eggs and offspring. I'm working my hardest to keep her and every bird I have alive, because I don't want to have my money go to waste.

30-50 alpacas is a lot of fucking money. It's a lot of spent money and wasted money.

Also, on factory farms, it's been a bad year for bird flu from wild migrating birds. Those 90 chickens were more likely from freak illness than gross neglect. Unlike these alpacas.

tl;dr Jesus christ if this was factory farm it would still be bad, are you stupid
You miss the most critical thing regarding the Tranch. Yes dead Alpacas are a major money hit. But with Troons its always somebody elses money. Just see the threads on the various Troon Commune cafes and cofee shops whos lifespans rarely reach 60 days.
 
I got to say watching tranny Twitter go woke schizo and trying to legal defense in the comments is very AIDS inducing
Pile-ons about animal welfare used to be reliably heterogeneous—everybody agreed to rage about that topic even if they agreed on nothing else. It’s remarkably depraved that the troon/troon ally bunker mentality extends that far.

I guess they have the fig leaf that the former Trancher is lying but somehow I don’t think that pictures of mounds of dead alpacas would make a difference.
 
Just remember that tax season we will get to see all the milk....

Imagine donating 88 Alpacas to someone thinking they'll take care of them then they fuckin kill about 30-50 of them.... [/SPOILER]

30-50 feral Alpaca were coming right for us

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Frankly I think Bonnie might have gone off half cocked on this one. He doesn’t appear to actually have anything much beyond “they didn’t welcome my BPD side-piece with open arms”. “They” including his lawfully wedded spouse, in this case. Maybe his hand was forced by impending property-possession shenanigans, but he’s not winning hearts and minds so far.

The animal abuse stuff won’t take hold unless his has actual photos of the Alpaca death pits. The tranny audience he’s hoping to appeal to won’t care.
Even the alleged cruelty to poor vulnerable FTMs isn’t going to get much traction with that group either because, well, they’re FTMs.

And he’s now busy alienating the only faction that might give a shit and actually criticise the Tranch, which is Twitter leftists.

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In theory, if they sell Alpaca meat, they could get back some of the money they lost. I dunno if that's allowed in US though. It's a little cheaper than beef.
There's usually regulations in place preventing farmers from slaughtering and selling the meat from their own livestock. It would have to be handled through a slaughterhouse, and they're definitely not taking a risk on diseased animals that are malnourished.
 
There's usually regulations in place preventing farmers from slaughtering and selling the meat from their own livestock. It would have to be handled through a slaughterhouse, and they're definitely not taking a risk on diseased animals that are malnourished.

Would be classic troonery to start Mad Cow Disease 2: AmHarder

 
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Penny may have been listening to advice from this guy:

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If I remember rightly he is one of two arms merchants who encouraged the tranch to buy lots of guns, and also camped there for a while to do larping security patrols.

lol this gay ass fucking retard, @paulsl_3, Paul S Liistro, who claims to have served in the Marines and as a police officer (this may relate to his 'service' as security at Anime Weekend Atlanta), did an episode back in 2021 with retard Robert Evan's 'It Could Happen Here' podcast about how the war against the brave unicorns proves that civil war is just about to break out in Ammurrica.
Apparently he currently works as a carnie at Walt Disney World, squirting grease onto the rides and leering at children.

Paul lives with his mother, Nancy Yates, at 8501 Lansmere Lane, Orlando, FL 32835.
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But remember that they got the alpacas for free as a donation. While they have to feed the 'pacas (at least a little), the one sale of wool they did was a disaster and they haven't been producing anything since. So they're literally better off with alpaca genocide and the reduced expenses that result. Tranchgenosse, das ist auch Dein Geld.
You miss the most critical thing regarding the Tranch. Yes dead Alpacas are a major money hit. But with Troons its always somebody elses money. Just see the threads on the various Troon Commune cafes and cofee shops whos lifespans rarely reach 60 days.
My point was more to the person who said it wasn't a big deal. Even if they're financially better off with no alpacas, I don't understand how anyone (tranch member or kiwifarmer) can say this kind of animal neglect isn't a big deal. Animals dying from a lack of food is always a big deal, and in the double digits? That's genuinely terrifying to me, as a big-hearted autist. (:_(
 
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