So, I just ran into something that makes me question people's general literacy and intelligence, and its something Animation-related.
It is also Garfield related, so get ready with the Quinton memes.
So recently I re-watched the movie Garfield: His 9 Lives (I used to own the comic book at one point but I don't know where it went, thankfully I found a cheap replacement on ebay). Oh, just to say this real quick.... anyone who criticizes the "Diana's Piano" segment of the film is wrong. We do not criticize acts of God here.
(But to provide a quick review of the movie as a whole, I feel like its strongest when it deviates from the comic. The parts adapted from the comic tended to work better in the comic for various artistic reasons, from jokes being delivered better to just the art giving it a different feel--the modern Garfield life and the one with the little girl and the kitten in particular worked way better in the comic. I'm also a little more partial to the comic's version of the Lab Animal story--the movie version is beautifully animated but it unfortunately delivers a less f*cked-up ending).
Aaaaaaaanyway........
Okay, to explain this without major spoilers, both the book and the movie have a scene revealing that God has cat-eyes, the intent clearly being "God is a cat and that's why the almighty is partial to them."
You would THINK this would be obvious. The very first thing in both versions of the story shows a door opening to reveal God and the narration specifically says "one day, God said..."
I mean, put two and two together: that means this being is God, right?
.... not to the internet, apparently.
I was on Youtube just now, saw a video about "Garfield Lore" by someone named Chuupo who... completely misunderstands this and instead thinks it means that the Garfield from the "Lab Animal" story evolved into a celestial being! And on further searching and reading his comments, this is apparently the standard interpretation!
No, dumbasses! The joke was that God is a cat! How do you miss that? Does Atheism make people so retarded that they can't even understand religious-based humor?
I think even Matpat would look at these people and say "I'm sorry the Educational System failed you."
Anyway, had to get that off my chest.