🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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AnOminous said:
I didn't do shit! You didn't see me and you don't have proof. Fucking faggot!
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look! look at this guy!

SOMEONE is jelly that their years of education and training and work as a lawyer has been COPEletely replaced by a bassed pdf editor

better hope you can still become a lolyer sponsored by BALLDO, the DICK on the BALLS™.
 
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Hüftpriester said:
Who would dare step to this man IRL?
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Also, imagine going to visit your son without feeling compelled to announce it on twitter. That's what someone who actually cared about his son would do. But as we all know, Xander is just a prop to Ralph.
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Is that photo real? Can't help feeling it's shopped.

Ralph's body proportions have always been grotesque, but that us just straight uo cartoonist.

Do we have a source clip of this?
 
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Telemeter said:
Is that photo real? Can't help feeling it's shopped.

Ralph's body proportions have always been grotesque, but that us just straight uo cartoonist.

Do we have a source clip of this?
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It's real. The source clip can be found here

There are a few clips in this post, your gonna want to watch the one that says something like "Ralph buys gifts at a tourist trap". Pantsu is holding the camera and I can't help but think she was alogging Ralph by filming his physique after Ralph humiliated her by showing her greasy hair.
 
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Everything said:
Reminds me of a resting T-rex
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Reminds me of this guy BigBob-ombSM64.png
 
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Hüftpriester said:
It's real. The source clip can be found here

There are a few clips in this post, your gonna want to watch the one that says something like "Ralph buys gifts at a tourist trap". Pantsu is holding the camera and I can't help but think she was alogging Ralph by filming his physique after Ralph humiliated her by showing her greasy hair.
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Thanks.
 
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5 Bar Days said:
Anyone know what this is in reference to? Tweet was deleted 2 mins after posting when I checked.
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It was around 9 AM in Merida when Ralph posted this, and I'm not sure what else he would be doing at this time except waking up with another one of the Xanax withdrawal seizures he recently said he's already had 6 or 7 of.
 
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Hüftpriester said:
Who would dare step to this man IRL?
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Also, imagine going to visit your son without feeling compelled to announce it on twitter. That's what someone who actually cared about his son would do. But as we all know, Xander is just a prop to Ralph.
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The funniest thing about his content spray is that you know he keeps it in his purse. Look at that picture and imagine him panicking while sifting through pill bottles and emergency tequila shooters to find his lady spray while some retard alog is yelling at him. He really is a big fat woman.
 
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Gaunt King Ithan Rilph said:
Who needs to pay $4k for a lawyer when you can have an AI write your legal documents?

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Judge: Mr Ralph, in the document you presented you stated ...
Ralph: Objection you honna, I did not write that document

I am entertaining myself thinking how AI conversation with judge would go.
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AI loops, just like Ralph loops. Not much difference.
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Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
If Ralph wasn't retarded he could get ChatGPT to write him a compelling document with areas he could cut and paste his evidence. But since he is such a fan of the written word I doubt an incredibly advanced AI could come near the eloquence with which he writes, in fact!
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He can't be that stupid...

Gaunt King Ithan Rilph said:
Who needs to pay $4k for a lawyer when you can have an AI write your legal documents?

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