Official Kiwi Farms Man-Hate Thread

[AmberHeardSupporter]

Stop typing and get to spearchucking moid

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

Stop typing and get to spearchucking moid

muzzleloader season doesnt start for another month.

 

[Big Miss Steak]

muzzleloader season doesnt start for another month.

If you shot a bow like a real man your hunting season would be longer (at least in every state I know of)

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

If you shot a bow like a real man your hunting season would be longer (at least in every state I know of)

>using a gay piece of string instead of a based barely contained explosion
lol, kek even

 

[Android raptor]

You know the only thing these dudes who go on about muh mammoth hunting and whatever would be able to shoot and kill is their wife and kids while sleeping.

Plus women have always hunted, it's never been a moid-exclusive activity.

 

[Big Miss Steak]

>using a gay piece of string instead of a based barely contained explosion
lol, kek even

Using your own strength in your arms and back for kinetic energy > pulling 5-ish pounds with your finger and a mechanism triggering a boom

Both are equally fun though I won't shittalk guns anymore

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

You know the only thing these dudes who go on about muh mammoth hunting and whatever would be able to shoot and kill is their wife and kids while sleeping.

Plus women have always hunted, it's never been a moid-exclusive activity.

nah leave the hunting to men
us ladies can just pick berries and have fun in the forest while the men go die over some mammoths.

 

[Lidl Drip]

These scrotes want wives and Mothers for their children, theoretically, but they don't want these women to be happy. They want a woman to be actively suffering while in a relationship. Because they think women deserve it.

Why the fuck would even the most conservative traditional of women sign up for a relationship with a man who wants her to suffer?

Moids are retarded.

Men want a tradwife but they don't want to be tradmen. They want to continue spending all day in their gooncave sitting on their ass while a woman takes care of them and raises their kids. They don't want to do any trad stuff themselves like go work in a coal mine or die in a war. Ask how many men would be willing to stop looking at porn/e-girls/instathots for their "tradwife". Hypocrites, the lot of them.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

Using your own strength in your arms and back for kinetic energy

better not be using a compound bow mfer.
chemical energy btfo’s potential energy

 

[Stan]

Funny how they dismiss real women’s daily, lived, and sometimes life-changing experiences with sexual assault, violence, and discrimination on the basis of/due to our sex, but throw up “the draft that never touched me” as a trump card.

Since I worked on clinical trials for the Pfizer vaccine, I am also extremely amused by the moid takes that "mandatory vaccination is like RAPE." The people I screened in to the trial were universally excited as fuck to get the vaccine b/c they were mostly workers at my hospital who had seen a bunch of people die horribly from COVID 1.0. But nah, getting a vaccine that makes your arm a little sore is like being raped. Forget the potential benefit to yourself and others. Forget the reefer trucks idling in hospital parking lots, holding scores and scores of the dead. Forget the ventilator shortage, patients suffocating for want of oxygen tanks. Moid bodily autonomy is the most important thing. For womz, not so much. We're expected to be happy that abortion is becoming increasingly illegal.

I fucking hate being on tinder. No men in tactical gear, barely any men with cats, too many stoners. Girls I match with only want a chick to have a threesome with their bf. I saw a nigga talking about his fart fetish.
it is beyond over. I am researching tulpamancy rn.

Have you considered marrying an acquaintance from your alma mater/high school/crew team/improv class? It is not the worst approach to finding men of some quality whom you feel you know. If you go the college route you at least know he was smart enough to get into the same college as you.

The cartoon Mulan had to use her feminine wit to turn otherwise brute force tasks into riddles she solved, and so the message I took away from it as a child was that men and women are good at different things and in different ways. Alongside that, I eventually gleamed the notion that brute force is often an inexcusable means to an end that isn't really what you were even going for, while using wit to overcome tests of strength still get you where you wanted or better without necessarily having to fuck shit up to get there. I was quite the tomboy who hated pink, dresses and the word "cute" for several years, and that movie legitimately made me take an uncomfortable look at the reality of the differences between men and women that would soon be my reality once I got old enough to no longer be stronger and faster than the boys my age.

I liked that movie very much. It goes hard from the start to describe why tradfem is restrictive and counterproductive. Mulan literally saves her dad's life (and the Emperor's life, natch) by enrolling into the army in his place. Also Eddy Murphy as the wee dragon Mu-shu omg lol. ("There's a couple of things they're bound to notice!!")

Also to all the libertarian lurkers out there: people are getting fired for viewing loli, in case that wasn't perfectly clear.

I think you can get fired for looking at normal porn on your work computer as well. Just in case the ""conservatives"" are reading.

For some women, natural births might be more pleasant if they have bad reactions to epidurals. Others really benefit from the anesthesia. That said, you can still have a natural birth at the hospital, and I’d recommend it in case complications happen where you’d need a hospital anyway. That’s at least my take. This dude has no idea how painful birth is, and the advances in medicine have made it loads safer than it used to be. Childbirth was one of the biggest killers of young women in the time before modern medicine. In undeveloped countries, it’s still a big killer for women, mostly due to lack of presence of proper medical care and antibiotics.

I was legit thinking it over, and I probably could have done it if I wanted to (baby was smallish, labor was very normal) but once my water broke the pain was overwhelming. We still had plenty of time though, it all worked out diamonds at the hospital, which is how you want that to go.

Homebirthing is really stupid, especially if it's your first child. There are places you can go to have a natural birth that are not hospitals but will have a doctor nearby for an emergency. There are so many things that can go wrong during a birth like cord wrapped around the babies neck or being compressed in the birth canal due to cord prolapse and cutting off the babies oxygen supply and a million other things that have nothing to do with being "old and fat". Those are just things that happen NATURALLY and in NATURE that means your baby dies. So if you are that invested in doing things "naturally" that you are okay with the natural consequence of a dead baby I guess go the fuck ahead. I can't even imagine being that retarded. You can just put in your birth plan and tell doctors that you want to have a birth without intervention unless medically necessary and they will respect your choice. And then wait until your wife starts begging for an epidural before you know it and hopefully while they still have time to administer it.

If I had let things happen naturally I would have had to watch a perfectly healthy baby girl starve at the breast because my milk wasn't coming in quickly enough.

Imagine having a child with a moid like this. Hope it's not a daughter. Pick-me's reproducing with bottom of the barrel scrotes is part of the reason there are so many dysgenic losers currently alive and seething about this thread.

If I'm in some kinda hostage situation I'd prefer a girl with the moid than a boy. He would teach the boy all his fucked ideas and habits, he would simply disdain the girl and let me teach her as I wish. Cozy Rozy style.

with the way so many men describe female genitals, i have to wonder, are straight men even attracted to women?
i'd expect "roast beef" and "axe wound", "gash", and anything to do with fish to come from homosexuals who are disgusted by the female form

but hearing it from supposedly straight men is very.... telling.

Even the ones that were supposed to be neutral words for the female sex are oddly vague: "box", "snatch", "fanny", "down there", "slit", "downstairs", "lady parts". Like they can't stand to imagine its appearance.
They actually are disgusted by vaginas, that's why don't want to give head to us. It's difficult to be into pussy-eating if you think the vulva is ugly, rotten, unclean, unkempt.

Do they really think that we lust over any cock we could manage to get the way they obsess over needing just any hole to fuck?

Men think that women are as obnoxiously horny as they can be, so yes. They do think women need to care about their fuckability rating from every moid they meet, and that raping is supposed to be a compliment to a woman's appearance. And from there, the weird non-threat statement we sometimes see: "I wouldn't even rape you!"

(This video will make you mad and anti-semetic, trust me.)

There was another deadbeat nigger that killed three people, AND he was living off his ex-wife because she was far more successful. She had to pay him $600 a week or something ridiculous like that. What a joke.

I also hate troons and troons are men so there's that.

The video makes me mad but not anti-Semitic. Jews murder Jews, whites kill blacks, blacks kill blacks, and mainline Anglicans are opening fire upon one another at church fellowship parties.

too lazy to take screenshots but i just saw a video on instagram of a woman giving tips on how to go for a run safely. tips included only using one headphone in your ear to listen to music, to carry a small pocket knife, occasionally look over your shoulder, etc.

and before even opening the comments, i KNEW that predictable males would comment variations of "lol no one wants to rape you stop flattering yourself"

literally 90% of the comments were like that. men really think women taking precautions to protect themselves is them having a big ego. fucking retards.

edit: the other 10% of comments were males spouting tryhard edgy shit like "lol that pocket knife won't stop me"

I don't run on the street for this reason. People notice someone running through some peripheral-vision mid-consciousness.

These scrotes want wives and Mothers for their children, theoretically, but they don't want these women to be happy. They want a woman to be actively suffering while in a relationship. Because they think women deserve it.

Why the fuck would even the most conservative traditional of women sign up for a relationship with a man who wants her to suffer?

Moids are retarded.

This is called misogyny. The men are sexually attracted to women, but they've been taught to be repulsed by the actual sight of pussy. And the more they think about it, the more it's the foid's fault for being unable to alleviate the guilt and dysphoria of fucking a woman you were trained to dislike.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

Men want a tradwife but they don't want to be tradmen. They want to continue spending all day in their gooncave sitting on their ass while a woman takes care of them and raises their kids. They don't want to do any trad stuff themselves like go work in a coal mine or die in a war. Ask how many men would be willing to stop looking at porn/e-girls/instathots for their "tradwife". Hypocrites, the lot of them.

The real question is how many have functional dick and sex drive without two bags of sex toys and drugs stuffed in them to get it up? For real i had a virgin pull out two full bags with sex toys a virgin what about scrote who has been with a woman?

 

[Big Miss Steak]

better not be using a compound bow mfer.
chemical energy btfo’s potential energy

Recurve bow, shoot off the shelf, shoot with fingers/glove, single bevel broadheads, helical fletchings

 

[Anne Hyroe]

I regret to inform you that the scrotes of A&N are at it again. They can’t decide whether they love the UK police for making rape victims feel bad or whether they’re still angry at the UK police for not investigating rape gangs. Just moid things.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

It started with a feeling of intense cramping and it just gets more intense from there. So it was like getting kicked in the balls every 5 minutes with increasing intensity

im really curious about this threads thoughts on how bad groin strikes hurt. idc about comparing it to contractions, pain is not mutually exclusive and im sure they hurt too.

heres a clip of a bad groin strike, bear in mind this guy volunteered to fight someone in a cage (probably above average pain tolerance) and fighters wear metal cups.

for those that seethe at the idea of conversing, you will still enjoy the video.

 

[suspended animation]

im really curious about this threads thoughts on how bad groin strikes hurt

They don't hurt me at all. In fact, it's hilarious when men get hit in the groin.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

it's hilarious when men get hit in the groin.

yes they are, afv had a reoccurring nut shot segment, good stuff.

 

[Dyn]

im really curious about this threads thoughts on how bad groin strikes hurt.

Getting hit in the balls doesn't even hurt that much, it just locks you up a bit so you can't move or breathe properly.

 

[Android raptor]

If you don't like getting hit in the balls just chop them off, it's a lot easier than women getting their uteruses removed.

Seriously I wish it was as easy for women to get hystos or even sterilized as tradmoids seem to think it is.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Bad woman biology takes . These faggots don't understand throughout history the infant mortality rates were ranging from 15 % to 66% this doesn't account for stillbirth and the average woman pushed ou 6+ children in her lifetime of which on average 2-3 lived this accounts also for" leaving out the infants " or " mabiki" and yet very few women were broken down by it. That oxytocin shit is there to wipe your memory away so you keep on chugging and pushing out kids. I literally couldn't remember the first 6 months plus a traumatic brith with my kid. Like literally there women out there who push out kids every year chasing that oxytocin dragon. These fuckers need to read a book on womans biology and pregnancy.

Ok, look: oxytocin does not magically, if-then erase recollection of pain, and certainly not for everyone. That’s just fantasy and myth, and overbroad. Here’s one discussion of the question, which links to some primary sources. https://theconversation.com/mondays-medical-myth-women-forget-the-pain-of-childbirth-12271

Literature review here: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/11251509/
(Conclusion: it depends, and many factors may come into play).

Experiencing pain does not make most people in most situations forever averse to the situation that is associated with it, including giving birth. And you may have experienced a 6-month blackout, but I sure didn’t. I remember all of it. I also did it more than once, and the childbirthing experience was not even a thought or concern when making decisions to have kids. Literally not a factor. It’s just pain.

One more representative article on the variation of experience:

However, one study that surveyed women in Sweden two months after they had been in labor (not including women who had elective C-sections) suggested that a woman’s recollection of labor pain specifically may have something to do with their first overall reaction of that particular birth experience. In other words, if a person evaluated their birth experience as positive when reflecting on it two months later, they rated their pain as less and less as time went on (they were surveyed again one year and five years later), more so than people who felt negatively about their birth process.
It’s also worth noting that not all people receive the same pain interventions during childbirth, or even handle or tolerate pain in the same way. Other women simply don’t have a bad or extremely painful experience in labor, as pain and how each individual handles it, is a very personal thing.
So you might say, it’s all a matter of perspective. Every woman experiences some pain during labor, but their personal experience influences their memories.
Your memories may even be influenced by factors such as the way you were treated by hospital staff, the comfort of your accommodations, the people you shared your hospital room with, the food you were fed, your emotional state, whether you had spousal or family support during labor, or whether or not you had a vaginal or C-section delivery, among many other things.

https://www.self.com/story/do-women-forget-childbirth-pain

 

[FarmVille]

Nothing much, just some degenerate “heterosexual” men happy to let us all know they’re so desperate for pussy they’ll fuck acne crusted furry TIFs