🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[BlueArmedDevil]

and thailand certainly would be cheaper for hookers than the us. not sure how price point compares to mexico, but im willing to bet it is cheaper.

Probably cheaper but with a higher chance of finding out they have a dick. Not sure that would dissuade Ralph though.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Ralph going to Eagle Pass?

Coach was the Ukraine front and now the gunt is the southern border.

Maybe he's doing a pincer maneuver with the Texas authorities? They're going launch their offensive soon! Biden can't stop the Ralph!

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Listening to friendly yet harsh advice from that gat dang Josh Moon is unexpected. Also you know what they have in Texas? Big old steaks.

 

[Steamboat Captain]

Someone keep an eye on /cow/. I wouldn't be surprised if he drops revenge porn on Pantsuela.

I think even Ralph isn't dumb enough to do that until he's safely out of Mexico

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

It is impossible. He has a felony on record. Refusal is automatic without a clearance letter.

he might have a felony but as far as i know she doesnt. as long as she gets her passport then nothing stopping her from flying to what ever country he is hiding out.

 

[Tsukasa Kadoya]

Even if he does get butchered by the cartels no one will know, since Cartel killings are a dime a dozen.

Probably cheaper but with a higher chance of finding out they have a dick. Not sure that would dissuade Ralph though.

100% chance of catching aids too. STD arc when?

Maybe he's doing a pincer maneuver with the Texas authorities? They're going launch their offensive soon! Biden can't stop the Ralph!

CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP!

 

[karz]

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PIGGERTITS PUT HANDS ON HER.. OH BOY. THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET INTERESTING.

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Jim Wins Again by Doing Absolutely Nothing.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

Lets not forget, Ralph now officially also owes taxes to Mexico as well, as the idiot decided to pursue a residence and has been there for over a year.

exactly
Hes a real idiot for not renouncing his citizenship. He probably would have been better off moving to a state sponsor of terrorism. Go be the only fat American in Iran instead of living in a country like Mexico thats run by the United States
Go all in, move to North Korea

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

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PIGGERTITS PUT HANDS ON HER.. OH BOY. THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET INTERESTING.

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Oh noez, Ralphabros. Ralph is down BAD! If Deni turns him in he’s about to be Down By Law

https://youtu.be/7OHg4Ayewao?si=K__ozU7ZyEzeWw6f

 

[HarveySperg41]

So will we get a Ralph in Mexican jail arc?

 

[Steamboat Captain]

she claims to be in russia last time i checked. in reality she is probably still in bongistan.

though it wouldnt be out of the impossible for her to fly to her true love ralph. for a while now she has been making off hand remarks suggesting she is interested in ralph romantically.



not bad rules. and thailand certainly would be cheaper for hookers than the us. not sure how price point compares to mexico, but im willing to bet it is cheaper.

Felons are barred from entry into the UK. It would be nearly a decade before he could qualify to legally do so

 

[Fornicario]

Probably cheaper but with a higher chance of finding out they have a dick. Not sure that would dissuade Ralph though.

As long as there's an asshole to felch Ralph will be ready to tounge-punch that O-Ring.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

So there you have it, the Gunt is the new Lowtax.

Serious problems with ego, personal space and personal hygiene? Check.
Quit college because of stupid reasons? Check
No real skills to fall back on? Check.
Managed to gather a respectable following over the internet, all too willing to give them money for no real reason, all through sheer luck? Check.
Threw away their gravy trains while seeking short-term cheap thrills? Check.
Got their faces caved in during a publicized physical altercation? Check.
Hooked on drugs, namely alcohol and serious prescription shit, more often than not taken at the same time? Check
Two failed marriages? Check.
Knocked up two random girls with problems of their own? Check.
Third girl became the catalyst of his final downfall? Check
Legit historic of spousal abuse and/or sexual harassment? Check.
Hugely in debt with no intention to pay for child support and legal costs? Check.

Next stop, an ignominious and unmourned death. Whether from his own hooves, his body finally giving in from the years of self-inflicted abuse, or through a murder most people saw coming, it remains to be seen.

 

[Lone MacReady II]

RALPH GONNA FLEE MEXICO

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For the memetic karma of Texas, especially these days, I hope Ralph gets "Face-on-Soccer-ball'd" real quick by the cartels. Stay the fuck away from Texas, boy.

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

"its not true its bullshit i did not hit her i did not! oh hi United States of America!"

 

[MexicanJumpingBeans]

It’s time to lead all of the Mexicans through Eagle’s Pass Ralph, you have finally found your calling beyond the Killstream.

 

[newuser131]

HE'S SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING FLEEING
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[Meat Target]

He never wins, the Guntdge. He is raging, raging. He says he will never skear.

Do any Spanish-speaking Kiwis have any good breakup songs for our poor hermano Ralph?

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I called it, he put his hands on the Mexicana. She already said she's going to tell her family, this could end up with Ralph in a barrel. Insecure retard.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I thought I was out of the Ralphaverse, but you keep dragging me back in god damn it.