Are you lost needing femoid advice post here - For the poor bastard's who dare or are just curious

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Lemmingwiser said:
"It's your fault kiwifarmers that you can't construct a forum post about my ill-explained problems that will solve them. I know I paid licensed professionals have tried and failed, but I expected better from a forum built around making fun of an autist"
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I think you guys sometimes underestimate yourselves..... the largest group of amateur autism researchers in the world.
 
r9k-speaks said:
Durrr I said a euphemism for cumming and you thought it was cumming?

Like you guys are just disingenuous at this point. This thread is just a bait thread to farm for lolz.

Seriously. Go fuck yourselves you fucking sociopaths. You'll die alone. No one will ever give a shit about you.

But I'm sure you'll get all the lolz you want before the maggots eat your body.
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I fast-forwarded from page 72 and saw this, what the actual hell just happened in this thread
 
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Joshua Connor Tomar said:
How do you order breakfast without fuckin it up like a retard? I just don't know what I want
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I always look up the menu online before I go anywhere, and if I'm worried I'll mess it up (or have my mind go blank as soon as they ask for my order) I'll just write it down on my phone or something.

r9k-speaks said:
I think you guys sometimes underestimate yourselves..... the largest group of amateur autism researchers in the world.
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The most charismatic person I know has autism, and it was quite severe in his childhood. He learned how to interact with people and pick up on social cues by studying psychology and how to read facial expressions and now he's excellent at reading people. Don't use your autism as a crutch for why you can't do something or an excuse to avoid learning and growing, or you're going to end up like CWC.
 
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Pizza Time said:
Don't use your autism as a crutch for why you can't do something or an excuse to avoid learning and growing, or you're going to end up like CWC.
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Become famous? Get my own fan website? Have people send me money and gifts and get a g/f?. By that metric I'm doing much worse lol
 
Pizza Time said:
On second thought, maybe you should stay on the path you're on now. The lolcow board is always in need of more threads.
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Sorry I'm not interesting enough for that. I just collect crazy shit I find on the internet to post elsewhere.
 
Agares said:
How does one even read /r9k/ the "right way"? I was there from 2014-2016.
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I mean, you came to /r9k/ in 2014, after everything everywhere on the internet went to shit. /r9k/ was basically like a more original /b/ before, and people were more wise to trolls. It was always a sadsack, "feels" kind of board but there was a self-awareness that is severely lacking these days.

(Hell, people here don't seem to realise that /r9k-speaks/ is obviously trolling, especially with that regdate and username.)
 
I know some of these quotes are old as hell and idgaf
RX-78 said:
Giving birth to her child is the single most natural thing a woman can do, where as being sliced open and having her infant cut out of her may as well be an alien abduction nightmare made real. Everything from hormonal balance to her subconscious state is completely fucked sideways by a c-section preventing the infant from passing through her birth canal, which denies that primordial bonding from properly taking place in almost every instance of the procedure. Ask a woman who has had a c section and, more often than not, they will quietly admit that there is a niggling little feeling in the back of their head that tells them their child never really felt like "their's".

TLDR: it causes the big mommy energy to fizzle out.
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This is retarded and based on a small study that's not very conclusive. Yes there are hormonal changes going on during labor, but these hormonal changes are what initiates the labor and prepares your body for the post-pregnancy phase. All the hormones and psychological changes that bond a mother to her child occur during the NINE FUCKING MONTHS she carries the child. Do you think a woman who has a quick and easy (from an evolutionary standpoint, a desirable) birth will be less bonded to her kid than one who has a long, laborious birth because the baby is sitting in her cervix and vaginal canal for longer?

I was born through emergency c-section, my subsequent siblings were born vaginally, and I have the closest relationship with my mother out of all my siblings and she has many times privately confessed that I'm her favorite kid and the kid that made her want more kids.

ReasonablyRetarded said:
If there's any kiwis with particularly bad PMS or even PMDD:
Is there anything a spouse can do to help in any capacity?
Asking because my girlfriend and I have talked about it and neither her nor I know if there's anything I could do to help her manage it.
I don't want to just wait out the 5-7 day storm each month because it's draining for the both of us having to deal with her getting angry if not downright furious at the most insignificant of things.
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What are her actual PMS symptoms? Is she moody, or is she moody because she's in pain/uncomfortable? I used to have horrific periods that were so painful my teeth would chatter, and I've learned some things that have made them far more manageable. I still get a bit emotional, but not being in intense pain has reduced my mood swings a lot. Shocker.

r9k-speaks said:
Who are the Women gonna tell? I don't know all of even my own sisters relationships and hookups. All I know is the guys she officially introduced.
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I believe at this point that you're just fucking with people, but for any bystanders, women talk about their sex lives with their friends. Normal women won't go into graphic detail, but most women know if their friend is out with one-night stands every weekend or not. I've only known two or three women in my life who would hook up.
 
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Shidoen said:
What’s good music choice for a driving date?
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Edit: this r9k-fag is clearly a new sock of the other faggot who was shitting this thread up (and the rest of the site) a couple weeks ago, crying goblin or whatever his name was. Same kind of demented questions, same autism, and on top of that he appeared not long after the previous fag vanished.
 
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RX-78 said:
Mother nature doesn't care about your feelings.
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Says the person who spouts woo woo magic crystal and astrology-tier bullshit about labor being some spiritual event that causes a woman to love her child. Labor is your body violently expelling something, same as taking a hard shit or vomiting or passing your uterine lining during your period. It does not cause you to all of a sudden love your child, although the psychological affects from the experience (anticipation, pain, then relief) make holding your baby that much sweeter. Labor does not make you bond with or love your child, carrying and nurturing it for the span of your pregnancy does.
 
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Big Miss Steak said:
Says the person who spouts woo woo magic crystal
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You're confusing me with one of the other posters, I was the one who provided citations to support his statements and if you're so upset that you can't even tell one poster from another despite wildly different pfp's then not even God can help your histrionic ass. I don't care how big mad you are, scientific studies drawing the same conclusion prove you dead wrong.
As I said before, mother nature doesn't care about your feelings and you should be used to it by now.
 
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I'm just gonna put it like this.

If I take a shit, and that shit happens to come out of my pisshole instead of my asshole, I'm not gonna magically think it's not my shit. It is. It just came out a different way than usual.

Saying the same thing wouldn't apply to childbirth, which in itself is a much more intimidate act, and involves bonding with an actual living thing for nine months, is not just outright lunacy, it's fucking psychopathic, and any person who would "quietly agree" that their child is not really theirs just because it was delivered via c-section was never really going to love that child in the first place, and they should not have children in general.
 
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