Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[pee pee pooner]

One question I have and I'm sure has been spoken of already is that when Rekieta was bad mouthing his congregation, he mentioned that they're all Protestants? If I recall correctly, wasn't he Catholic, well "Catholic". Seems really odd to me unless there doesn't exist any Cathedrals in his city.

There is a Catholic church less than 10 minutes from the protestant one he attends.

Attending non-Catholic service in lieu of Catholic mass when one is available is is a mortal sin (as is not attending mass at all).

May have been asked already in the hurricane of posts, but I'm curious : Would the sexual part of that charge explicitly imply molestation or could it be something like Nick drunk off his ass walking around naked with the kids present or leaving porn out where they could get to it? Is there any way for that specific charge to not imply something horrible beyond what we're already aware of?

The statue this is referring to includes both physical and sexual, so from the charge there is no way to tell if it was physical or sexual abuse or both.

"(2) A parent, legal guardian, or caretaker who knowingly permits the continuing physical or sexual abuse of a child is guilty of neglect of a child and may be sentenced to imprisonment for not more than one year or to payment of a fine of not more than $3,000, or both."

https://codes.findlaw.com/mn/crimes-expungement-victims-ch-609-624/mn-st-sect-609-378/

It doesn't seem like the drugs around the kids would count as that type of abuse so I wonder if there is something else pending. Maybe Nick's charges would count as physical abuse if it did result in injury to the kids or if he purposely gave the kids drugs?

 

[keke]

It's not even confirmed to be sexual. The documents states that there was either physical OR sexual abuse, and that Kayla allowed this to happen without intervening. What's mysterious is that nobody (that we know of) has been charged with actually committing said abuse. So the question is, who was Kayla allowing to abuse her children?

People have said a few times now it’s most likely a filing error/typo because it’s not mentioned until the last page yet her charges are the same as Nicks

 

[Harvey Danger]

You know who hasn't caught the shit they deserve yet? Nick's actual audience, his paypigs.

While KF was documenting Nick's descent, while he was defending himself and drinking more to own the prudes, he was also getting enablers sending $20 superchats cheering him on. "Thanks for the content, wow much lawsplaining, could you please drink a toast to my dead grandpa?" He got dozens of supporting messages per stream. His audience was watching the same things we were, but they egged him on and told him to drink even more. Plus the Locals hugbox, which enabled, encouraged, and even participated in his worst excesses.

I'm getting tired of all these supposedly-smart streamers deciding Kiwi Farms was the contributing factor. It's retarded to think an off-platform thread drove his behavior more than the thousands of people who actually interacted with him every day.

Talking shit in a forum thread does nothing, unless you're narcissistic enough to go read it. A few hundred autists and disappointed former fans (I'm both) who tell you to stop, vs the thousands of people cheering you on every time you screw up. Which is more to blame?

Fuck everyone and their sick cats, new jobs, dead grandparents, lolbertarian cheering, celebrity rubbernecking, e-celeb matchmaking, e-daddy fawning, and mindless degeneracy. If any part of the blame falls outside Nick himself, it falls on you idiots.

 

[AnOminous]

I WAS JOKING WTF!?!!

Maybe it really IS our fault. I have lost count of the times I said something as a pure shitpost that turned out to be true.

Maybe we actually are reality-bending monsters like Sutter Cane.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

This one has got to be in my Top Three Locals Copes. Cops spend the vast majority of their time wrangling druggies and white trash - not chasing bank robbers down the street like they do in cartoons or something. I would trust the average police officer to be able to tell the difference between drug sores and scabs from scratching mosquito bites.

It's official the Locals people are lower IQ than Ralph paypigs.

They're more retarded than Chantal's gunt guards.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

This is what I've been thinking too. This is anecdotal, but I know a few people whose parents were alcohol drug abusing sexual degenerates much like the rakieta's. And a pattern I noticed with them is their parents tended to include their kids in on their sexual degeneracy. Maybe it's the coom and alcohol that rots their brains and destroys their inhibitions. But whatever it is. They don't have a healthy set of boundaries with their own children. I'm willing to bet that the rakieta's have exposed their kids to sexual acts/pornography, either accidentally or (God help those kids) purposefully. Sexual degeneracy and substance abuse seems like it almost always leads you down the path of doing awful shit your kids. I dunno, my .2 cents so far.

Yes, witnessed it firsthand and in the case I saw, it ended with the kid becoming an FTM.

 

[The_Red_Man]

Attending non-Catholic service in lieu of Catholic mass when one is available is is a mortal sin (as is not attending mass at all).

 

[ForTheHoard]

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This one has got to be in my Top Three Locals Copes. Cops spend the vast majority of their time wrangling druggies and white trash - not chasing bank robbers down the street like they do in cartoons or something. I would trust the average police officer to be able to tell the difference between drug sores and scabs from scratching mosquito bites.

They're more retarded than Chantal's gunt guards.

 

[Butt_Pouncer]

You know who hasn't caught the shit they deserve yet? Nick's actual audience, his paypigs.

While KF was documenting Nick's descent, while he was defending himself and drinking more to own the prudes, he was also getting enablers sending $20 superchats cheering him on. "Thanks for the content, wow much lawsplaining, could you please drink a toast to my dead grandpa?" He got dozens of supporting superchats per stream, from an audience watching the same things we were, but they egged him on and told him to drink even more. Plus the Locals hugbox, which enabled, encouraged, and even participated in his worst excesses.

I'm getting tired of all these supposedly-smart streamers deciding Kiwi Farms was the contributing factor. It's retarded to think an off-platform thread drove his behavior more than the thousands of people who actually interacted with him every day.

Talking shit in a forum thread does nothing, unless you're narcissistic enough to go read it. A few hundred autists and disappointed former fans (I'm both) who tell you to stop, vs the thousands of people cheering you on every time you screw up. Which is more to blame?

Lawtubers blaming KF and noseguarding comes off as sour grapes in a way. As KF documented his decline and ended up being correct in the end. As they ended up backing the wrong horse, so they decide to double down and toe the line.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

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This one has got to be in my Top Three Locals Copes. Cops spend the vast majority of their time wrangling druggies and white trash - not chasing bank robbers down the street like they do in cartoons or something. I would trust the average police officer to be able to tell the difference between drug sores and scabs from scratching mosquito bites.

They're more retarded than Chantal's gunt guards.

what kind of skeeter is able to land at that bend in your arm and bite you without you noticing and swatting it away? I'm a firm believer in that those are track marks

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

So Kayla is charged with hpysical/sexual abuse or ading? I guess uncle Vito & Dax came over.

Maybe it's because Uncle Drex came over. How old is their oldest daughter again?

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Maybe it really IS our fault. I have lost count of the times I said something as a pure shitpost that turned out to be true.

Maybe we actually are reality-bending monsters like Sutter Cane.

I mean Null seems to curse everyone he talks to in some fashion.

Our destructive shit posts coming true might be an aspect of that.

 

[stupid frog]

- Nick schedule is 100% unchangeable with reh school year. He, wife, and nanny set their schedule and if it changes for them, then it breaks.

So April really is the nanny.
I know this is pre arrest/"old", but the thread is so fast, I didn't want it to be missed. I'm just cruising highlights, sorry for being gay.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Nobody put a gun to anybody's head and forced them to do cocaine or ketamine or get blackout drunk

I mean... between the three complete wastes of carbon there's a non-zero chance that someone had a gun pointed at them while in front of a pile of cocaine.

Kids present of course.

 

[AnOminous]

Lawtubers blaming KF and noseguarding comes off as sour grapes in a way. As KF documented his decline and ended up being correct in the end. As they ended up backing the wrong horse, so they decide to double down and toe the line.

Fuck them all. I hope one of those worms is reading this right now just so I can tell you all to go fuck yourselves, you pieces of shit.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Maybe it really IS our fault. I have lost count of the times I said something as a pure shitpost that turned out to be true.

Maybe we actually are reality-bending monsters like Sutter Cane.

Sam Neil laughing/crying is how I feel reading these threads sometimes.
Sometimes you have to laugh to not go crazy at how fucked these faggots are making everything for themselves and everyone around them.

 

[Captain Manning]

I would have to assume he was told they had a warrant, but that the officer with him didnt have a copy. I guess his wife was too dumb, panicked, or strung out to read a simple warrant at the house.

That was my presumption as well. Maybe the physical warrant was presented to Nick after they busted down the door, but Nick almost certainly had to know this was all pursuant to a search warrant and he was fucked. They almost certainly told him that when asking for the door code.

I don't think when the physical warrant was presented really changes much. The point is, they had a fucking warrant.

Nobody should think this is a "wrong house" raid. They specifically pulled his ass over, and asked for the door code. They were targeting the Rekietas.

 

[Mouse Cop]

I mean Null seems to curse everyone he talks to in some fashion.

Our destructive shit posts coming true might be an aspect of that.

It's just Internet figures in general. As far as I know, Null never spoke to iDubbbz. A small amount of fame will drive most people fucking insane, I guess. And unlike old school Hollywood celebrities, our beloved cows do not have PR firms cleaning up their image.

 

[Meat Target]

Maybe it really IS our fault. I have lost count of the times I said something as a pure shitpost that turned out to be true.

Maybe we actually are reality-bending monsters like Sutter Cane.

Why does it always have to be something horrible? Why can't we ever prophesy good news for once?

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

The thing that bugs me about the pastor is you'd think the one thing a sorta-related clergy member would try *not* to do would make this shit situation worse. Going to the police with the report he gave he had to know he was nuking the Rekeita's from orbit. He wasn't trying to help. We don't know what led up to this but I can come up with a few better options to try first before setting off a chain of events that ended with the police kicking his door down.