Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Sharpeteer]

I think you guys are putting WAY too much thought into trying to figure out the Denny's cop "joke." The man is a drunken, coked up, brain damaged idiot that says shit.

Same could be said about just about everything Nick says now. Unless he has somebody competent and has no bias towards him standing next to him to translate, it probably doesn't have some kind of deeper meaning, and he's just a broke-brain retard that doesn't even know what he himself is talking about.

See the the infamous post BMJ and Patrick voters will never forgive @Balldo's Gate for:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-17433372

The best post.

April’s texts have put me firmly in the “lock her up” camp as she shows zero awareness or shame. Had she said “that mugshot isn’t who I am and shows me I need to work on my shit “ and I wouldn’t care but she has clearly taken no steps to better her situation or really acknowledge that she was doing something wrong.

She is THE de-facto homewrecker. Her entire time with Nick (and I'll say Aaron too) is nothing to be proud of at all - I wonder what the kids were thinking having to suddenly accept that this gross whore is now their nanny, yet she is constantly letting Nick Balldo her, and she's participating in the snorting. Idc if they had an arrangement where it was apparently cool with Kayla too for her to be there, she is the homewrecker, and that's her legacy. Whoever takes her in next has the exact same thing coming.

Do the world a favour and seek Canadian Healthcare immediately, you attention whore. No one cares about your gay little crusade.

Now whenever I click on these retards' posts from replies over the past several days to see, I get the Oops error. Nice to see we got good jannies. I also remember that user from a long time ago - still making friends I see. lmfao

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

It is why you have so many people clinging to firearms in the United States

What cucked shithole full of rape gangs do you hail from?

 

[Kopasea]

Still digging into things, but I noticed something odd in Nick's locals stream last night. I've been noticing that he wears a very brightly colored wedding ring sometimes. Nothing terribly odd about that, people have different tastes, however, the odd thing is that he wears a dark colored ring on his ring finger on his right hand.

So I googled what that meant, and here was one of the top results. From Quora. Top answer is:

Wearing a black ring on any finger except the middle finger on the right-hand means you may be open to swinging.

I must say that I thought it was a little far fetched at the time, I can't believe that I was proven right https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-14209462

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I must say that I thought it was a little far fetched at the time, I can't believe that I was proven right https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-14209462

Check their bumpers for pineapple stickers.

 

[Strix454]

A geography pin from yeserday's driving video. At 1:00 of this video, he is passing 2201 1st St S, Willmar, MN 56201. The location is identified by the "Cub" (foods) sign in the background. Its the only cub foods store in the area.

I also believe that the road sometimes thought to be 227 or something like that is actually 127. its the most direct road from Wilmar to his home in Spicer.

 

[roacheshateraid]

Still digging into things, but I noticed something odd in Nick's locals stream last night. I've been noticing that he wears a very brightly colored wedding ring sometimes. Nothing terribly odd about that, people have different tastes, however, the odd thing is that he wears a dark colored ring on his ring finger on his right hand.
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So I googled what that meant, and here was one of the top results. From Quora. Top answer is:

Wearing a black ring on any finger except the middle finger on the right-hand means you may be open to swinging.

I really only see 3 options on how to interpret this:
1. Nick is completely naive about this and it's a completely innocent thing (likelihood higher than 55%)
2. Nick knows what this means and is using it to troll the farms since he knows we'll dig into it (likelihood around 5%)
3. Nick has become a swinger and is wearing the signal for it (40%)

you really reaching w this one

 

[SusanHassle]

REGARDING THE SPEEDING TICKETS - a recent timeline on Kiwi Farms

The question is about the bodycam footage for the speeding tickets. I apologize if that was unclear.

It is a nothingburger, and we would only see Nick talking to cops and kvetching about his kids.

Those would likely be perfunctory, and boring as fuck, if the written reports are anything to go by. If anything exciting happened, I think our good friend Trooper Monson, and the other cop, would have noted it.

The only part I responded to was the part asking if we were gonna get bodycam of the traffic stops. I think it's a waste of fucking time.

Oh, really?

Yeah, most traffic stops are boring. Most.
But, big BUT, I won't put it pass Balldo to make a fool out of himself. Imagine this, Minnesotan non-practicing lawyer with licence plate LAWPOPE getting pulled over by cops and he starts to ramble on his sovereign citizen lolbertarian bullshit, now that's funny.

No one would waste time and money getting them, but there is a non-zero chance that the footage could be shown during the hearings as a supplement to Balldo's delusions.

Good, mod.

More seriously, it's an interesting idea. What we expect him to do vs what he should do vs what we want him to do.

REKIETA UNPAID TRAFFIC TICKET ALERT:

HE DID IT AGAIN!

Are we sure the traffic stops aren't worth a FOIA? They're community interest at this point, and would not be $3K.

 

[footballteam]

That appears to be a weird county road sign, not a state highway.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/County_roads_in_Minnesota
Most county roads are white squares with black text, but some are blue pentagons for whatever reason, depending on the county. Here's a junction sign with State Highway 227 (going from Nimrod... in 2009):
https://maps.app.goo.gl/9h5Bc1kRY6my5kaY9

I haven't finished indexing landmarks yet, but I am trying to backtrack from a MN 227 highway sign that appears at about 10 or so minutes into the stream. This appears to be a very short stretch of road, but I have not had time to follow up on it

Im not sure about the sign. But early in the video when he turns you can see this in the background, which in Spicer.



Then the end of the video you see him driving around the parking lot of a Walmart in Willmar. I believe he ends up at Qudoba/Tabacco store at the front of the lot.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

A geography pin from yeserday's driving video. At 1:00 of this video, he is passing 2201 1st St S, Willmar, MN 56201. The location is identified by the "Cub" (foods) sign in the background. Its the only cub foods store in the area.

I also believe that the road sometimes thought to be 227 or something like that is actually 127. its the most direct road from Wilmar to his home in Spicer.

Im not sure about the sign. But early in the video when he turns you can see this in the background, which in Spicer.

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Then the end of the video you see him driving around the parking lot of a Walmart in Willmar. I believe he ends up at Qudoba/Tabacco store at the front of the lot.

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Yeah the sign is either a glitch or a misread. Edit to add: 127 would make more sense. Here's a chunk of a junction on street view:

https://maps.app.goo.gl/5Ky7njFtCxToQMEm7

Here's his route at the end of the video, it's in Wilmar:

You can make out the turn off 19th onto 71 south, there's a Hardees in the background and a TJ on the opposite side of the street (after he turns a right turn with a black truck in the other lane).




And the walmart wine and spirts entrance:


He definitely parks at Sally's Tobacco #2 shop, but could be just parking there to grab a Qdoba, right before they close.

Last edit:
Here's the north end of the Adopt a Highway sign Himedall capture, just off the 23, with a paved road and the same 127 county road sign:

https://maps.app.goo.gl/PfuLCWCm8FJT6xSf8

The 127 isn't street viewed, so that's about the best we'll get from afar.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Well, at least he's starting to look human again.

 

[Chef Red Pill]

Probably, the bigger question is which name to choose?







Here's a new energy drink he should try.

Spoiler

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Trying new pussy is the reason he destroyed his life in the first place.

 

[Goofy Logic]

REGARDING THE SPEEDING TICKETS - a recent timeline on Kiwi Farms




Oh, really?

Good, mod.


Are we sure the traffic stops aren't worth a FOIA? They're community interest at this point, and would not be $3K.

From what I recall from watching his streams in the past, Rekieta has lectured a couple of times on what to say to the cops when they pull you over. At first blush it seems like the stuff a lawyer might usually say from his experience fighting traffic tickets, but his downfall now makes me wonder how much of that lecture is from personal experience behind the wheel as well.

 

[dustnight]

A geography pin from yeserday's driving video. At 1:00 of this video, he is passing 2201 1st St S, Willmar, MN 56201. The location is identified by the "Cub" (foods) sign in the background. Its the only cub foods store in the area.

I also believe that the road sometimes thought to be 227 or something like that is actually 127. its the most direct road from Wilmar to his home in Spicer.

He's literally just driving in circles

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Well, at least he's starting to look human again.

And that human is a mental defective.

 

[DuranceVile]

From what I recall from watching his streams in the past, Rekieta has lectured a couple of times on what to say to the cops when they pull you over. At first blush it seems like the stuff a lawyer might usually say from his expirience fighting traffic tickets, but his downfall now makes me wonder how much of that lecture is from personal experience behind the wheel as well.

He used to brag about getting out of speeding tickets by saying next to nothing when stopped. Maybe it was BS, or maybe the coke was doing the talking more recently.

 

[Sharpeteer]

And that human is a mental defective.

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Give him time, and he will look like that.

Then our ambient lighting and camera placement expert from Locals will tell us those are the reason for this appearance.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick explains why he philosophically and emotionally still has no time to do anything. What an incredible cope.

You'd think he'd have all the time in the world since those filthy stinking fucking kids aren't around any more. After all, every single time he previously missed a stream it was thanks to those worthless kids he hates.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Sean's chat during his snipe was wondering why Nick was doing u-turns (or at least odd turns) and whatnot during the driving stream. Sean suggest Nick may have been trying to lose a tail. Which could be real, or paranoia.

Oh Nick, you're such a loon!

 

[Owlbear]

He used to brag about getting out of speeding tickets by saying next to nothing when stopped. Maybe it was BS, or maybe the coke was doing the talking more recently.

The advice I have heard from real lawyers is that if you want to get out of a ticket, say sorry, be a young woman, and be nice to the cop, including answering the questions. It won't always work. If you want to beat the ticket in court, shut the fuck up. You are virtually guaranteed to get a ticket since you are "difficult" but you have a shred of a hope to win. Nick mixed these up.

 

[anionfarflung]

Nick wanted to become Dax, but he became Ralph instead

Are you implying that becoming Dax is a superior result to becoming Ralph?

All I'm hearing is, you're saying there's still a good chance I can save her.

Do you really want your dick or anything else to be in the same place Nick's dick has been?