Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Mushroom King said:
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Only the true boglim can pull it from it's stone.



Cobra is gaining weight because his liver is unable to process the alcohol he is drinking. The liver instead creates or dispenses something called ascetic fluid. This fluid fills a person's abdomen as it grows, anyone with a round belly that pokes out with fat hanging off of it is likely not simply fat, but also an alcoholic. One of the side effects of drinking every day, all day, is that the ascetic fluid in the abdomen depress organs including the stomach and lungs, making you feel 'full' and unable to take deep breaths. He doesn't eat much because the ascetic fluid in his abdomen is making his stomach feel small or bloated and making bouts of hunger more bipolar. If he hasn't drank for 2 days, he will get ravenously hungry. If he keeps drinking, he will be less and less hungry until he routinely goes 3-14 days without eating food, just drinking. Also, I'm not disagreeing, I'm hopefully just explaining why alcoholics do what they do.

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Obviously the ascites sufferer on the left is far beyond Josh, but it explains the weight gain, gourd head and swollen face.

t. recovering alcoholic

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His arms and legs will begin to get more and more skinny and he will try to hide it, watch his forearms and his calves. This sounds schizo, but you will see.
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Not to sperg, but this is incorrect. The reason cirrhotics develop ascites is the liver doesn't produce albumin anymore which is very important for keeping fluid in the vessels through osmosis. There are 2 competing forces responsible for determining where that fluid goes. Hydrostatic pressure which is your BP basically and Albumin. The liver doesn't produce the fluid itself.

"...anyone with a round belly that pokes out with fat hanging off of it is likely not simply fat, but also an alcoholic."

^^This is also wrong, you can be fat for multiple reasons including fluid building up, from just consuming more calories than you burn daily, etc
 
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Sinbad the Sailor said:
Any normal person faced with doordashing and wellness checks would immediately shut it down. Even someone who is not normal and extremely obstinate like Josh has retreated from streaming. This is why they're the cancer that kills the content.
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Learned helplessness sucks ass, toobz.

He's learned that there's nothing* he can do, the troles will always retaliate. Job at Wendy's? Troles. An easy way to obtain food, without ride bike? Troles. Rant and stream? Troles.

In studies on learned helplessness, they had to manually go in and help the dogs they were testing in move, because the dogs would just lie there and take it. Like Josh and not getting help with stuff like doordash.

*there's always something he could do, but I digress
 
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anliteralidiot said:
Learned helplessness sucks ass, toobz.

He's learned that there's nothing* he can do, the troles will always retaliate. Job at Wendy's? Troles. An easy way to obtain food, without ride bike? Troles. Rant and stream? Troles.

In studies on learned helplessness, they had to manually go in and help the dogs they were testing in move, because the dogs would just lie there and take it. Like Josh and not getting help with stuff like doordash.

*there's always something he could do, but I digress
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Yeah it’s a really odd psychological issue. There’s things you can do but on an unconscious level there’s this feeling that it’ll be futile. It’s the ultimate defeatist mindset and why severe depression is so debilitating. For us we see Cobes getting constant harassment from trolls texting him and we think “literally just change your phone number you retard” but for cobra he figures even if he does change his phone number it’ll only be a matter of time until it gets leaked and the harassment starts up again so why even bother? His teeth are already fucked so why bother brushing them now? He’ll get kicked out of any establishment he goes to so why bother? Live streaming will just end up getting bullshit sent to his door so why bother?
 
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Slim Boglim said:
Anybody else watching lukefoods? He fits that that “autistic guy reviewing food” niche well if you’re a fan of reviewbrah and cobies you might get a kick out of this dude he’s pretty unintentionally funny but in a wholesome way. The end of this one fucking killed me
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Sounds a bit like darf to me at first lmao
 
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Agamemnon Busmalis said:
He likely told Cobra there simply isn't anywhere else to live if he fucks this up. You can only trash your reputation with so many landlords before you become blacklisted.
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honestly, casper isn't that big of a town. it's mostly "do nothing" town where nothing happens. however, since cobra is now a major lolcow; I'm sure he is infamous in town now . no one wants to rent a place to a guy who gets swatted and have random people come over to visit.
 
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Slim Boglim said:
Anybody else watching lukefoods? He fits that that “autistic guy reviewing food” niche well if you’re a fan of reviewbrah and cobies you might get a kick out of this dude he’s pretty unintentionally funny but in a wholesome way. The end of this one fucking killed me
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lmao I work with a guy like this. Love him to bits, he's great. bless this sperg's soul.
 
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The Southwest Strangla said:
honestly, casper isn't that big of a town. it's mostly "do nothing" town where nothing happens. however, since cobra is now a major lolcow; I'm sure he is infamous in town now . no one wants to rent a place to a guy who gets swatted and have random people come over to visit.
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That's what I was thinking. It's a moderately-sized town without a lot of rental properties, especially compared to a city. Landlords will get wind of a problem tenant with evictions on his record pretty quickly, they all have an incentive to avoid them.

Seems likely the Conquistadors refused to go the term of lease route like the first apartment and instead formally evicted him, so that put Clint in a corner as well. Casper's done well as a result of the oil/gas boom in the Great Plains over the past two decades, landlords can afford to be choosier with their tenants.
 
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That's what I was thinking. It's a moderately-sized town without a lot of rental properties, especially compared to a city. Landlords will get wind of a problem tenant with evictions on his record pretty quickly, they all have an incentive to avoid them.

Seems likely the Conquistadors refused to go the term of lease route like the first apartment and instead formally evicted him, so that put Clint in a corner as well. Casper's done well as a result of the oil/gas boom in the Great Plains over the past two decades, landlords can afford to be choosier with their tenants.
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wait, the last place evicted him? I thought that was a meme or something. I thought it was another term of lease. yeah, that fucked him up. eviction will fuck him up for renting for the next few years. however, if he's paying off that trailer, that could fuck with his SSI since the SSA also will adjust how much you get a month from any property you own. It's kind of like owning jewelry or expensive shit, they will think you can sell that shit, so you don't need the full amount they are willing to give you. I could be wrong.
 
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The Southwest Strangla said:
wait, the last place evicted him? I thought that was a meme or something.
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I'm not sure, it just seems likely with the way things have turned out.

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I thought it was another term of lease. yeah, that fucked him up. eviction will fuck him up for renting for the next few years. however, if he's paying off that trailer, that could fuck with his SSI since the SSA also will adjust how much you get a month from any property you own. It's kind of like owning jewelry or expensive shit, they will think you can sell that shit, so you don't need the full amount they are willing to give you. I could be wrong.
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Not owning the lot itself may change the way it's treated, but that's way outside my area of expertise.
 
AnOminous said:
Also the stuff looks really good, if way too much for any normal person to eat at a single session. He's also right about the if you're the only white guy in a chicken place it's probably good thing.
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Looks much more appetizing than EXTRA CHEESE. EXTRA BACON. EXTRA ONION. ANCHOVIES. JALAPENSOS. BUTTER CRUST STUFFED LOVE
 
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anliteralidiot said:
Did you get the garlic butter cups?
I got them for the first time thanks to m'jord. They're tasty, but they leave a wacky residue on the tongue.
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I used to get them every time I got Little Caesar's for DND night back in the day. It's absolute soy slop that doesn't even have any real garlic or butter in it.
 
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