Horrorcow smartschoolboy9 / Stefanie Schoolie / truth_sticks_11 - Man from Doncaster, England who has a fetish for school uniforms, heeled miniboots and may or may not be a pedophile.

IdesofAugust said:
So there was a "Zia Patel" who went to Stockwell Park School at the time that SSB9 is fixated on (1974-79), and it's also a name he used on Facebook as an alt to LARP as a schoolboy who was "friends" with his Stefanie Stansfield profile. Could this be his birth name, which was changed in the 90s when his mother apparently died and he started dressing as a schoolboy? He's obviously some kind of jeet looking at his face, so if he actually went to this school when his "brother" David was supposedly harassed that might be his actual name. This little tidbit seems overlooked ITT.
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Zia Patel was(?) a woman, first on the left in the front row here. This picture's from the "We Survived Stockwell Park School!" Facebook group, afaik it's from some time in the 90s.
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Teq said:
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what the fuck is this bio?
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Translation: (Or attempt at one): No follow requests from pervs, (???), uses distorted filter of sorts, saying the photos are edited with the race changing and made to look older stuff I'm guessing. And the age being eleven of the non existing girl.
 
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cartelgore said:
Translation: (Or attempt at one): No follow requests from pervs, (???), uses distorted filter of sorts, saying the photos are edited with the race changing and made to look older stuff I'm guessing. And the age being eleven of the non existing girl.
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It's more like, "no follow requests from perverts, who are wilfully being perverts, that are awful and using race-changing pictures that make them look older, but still like impeccable schoolboys"

basically the same shaming stuff people noticed on the instagram
 
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jogging1530 said:
My guess is she is her sister. Would make sense that she knew about his troubles at school and would match him possibly being Indian (as Patel is a famous Indian last name).
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Could possibly be that, some siblings have large age gaps, but I'm leaning towards Zia being David's aunt or just a teacher. If he is Indian, I bet his birth name is something like Davendran/Davinder/Dinesh/Dev. Eventually he might've changed it to David or slowly gone by David in his teens. Don't know if racism was a factor in that.
 
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Not in the highlights but I assume the white face and red lips might just be him trying to be a white person. Especially as a minority in his area, a Victorian pale white schoolboy makes sense. He's autistic enough to know a huge black nigga in a school uniform doesn't fit right
proangelwhangs said:
Perhaps the suspicion that it's an 'ARG' comes from how it was presented all at once by a bunch of zoomies who think VHS degradation is scary.
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The thing that makes me question it is A.Its presented as this guy has been a lolcow for decades B. You only just learned about him.

It has that sort of weird vibe of someone trying to create a legacy whole cloth. "What do you mean you don't remember X? It was a beloved TV show we all grew up watching as a kid"

Only instead of that it's some lolcow from long ago. "you don't remember X? Everyone was talking about him, he was a massive joke, also all the Info about him seems to have just arrived this week"
one_time_user said:
Um, this guy ABSOLUTELY deserves a thread here, my skin hasn't crawled this hard in a very long time. People saying 'why hasn't anyone taken photos of him before' need to realize that when you grow up with these freaks in the background you don't think anything of them, they're just part of the flavor of where you live. I could start a thread on our local weirdo, pigtails baby doll stroller man except there's not one single photo of him online. Dude has been around for over 35 years rocking curly pigtails, a tattered tutu and a burnt up baby doll in a stroller. Scary motherfucker, everyone here knows of him- not ine person knows his name or has ever taken a photo.
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That's not true though, literally Chris Chan had tons of appearances online from people in the Charlottesville area going "look at this freak" before people doxxed and started trolling him.

Pretty much any forum in the late 2000s that had a thread about local weirdos had someone talking about the "boyfriend free girl" sign. If anything, especially with the "stranger danger" era of the UK in the early 2000s a guy like this should at least have had local news reports about him. This is literally the sort of creep inside edition and other tabloids made their mark making fun of in the 90s.

You really telling me every teenager wouldn't have been posting about a middle aged creep in make up online?
Shape Rotator said:
David Firth has been involved in this nearly from the start
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This confirms for me its real. That and articles are a lot harder to retroactively fake.
F40PH said:
I found a Digitalspy thread from years ago where someone felt compelled to mention a preacher in Doncaster town centre as a local freak,
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Exactly, people forget pre-reddit the internet had thousands of found and each one would have a "thread with hot naked chicks" and "local weirdos" and "yearbook thread" and "political thread" and other standards. And we all know how annoying British people are. So you'd assume they'd all talk about this guy like he's their neighbor.

Him being a nigger is also a huge sus part. This guy was literally an entirely different color from 99% of people in the area, that alone should have had people thinking he's off. Or at minimum talking about him. "you're black? That's crazy. Do you also love schoolboy uniforms and little boys? Oh I'm sorry the only other black guy I know was into that, and latex"
Generic Anime Girl said:
this is some old dude who probably got noticed online because of the instagram algorithm
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You're probably right. Considering how people are just learning about Patrick Melton despite him being the comedy podcast king of the late 2000s. As a semi fan of ARGe especially of the VHS kind. The latest you can really set things is the late 2000s, and just bullshit about forums/Myspace pages closing. But there are archives of Usernet too so if anything is too weird it would have popped on their radar.
Shape Rotator said:
Here's a Usenet post from 1999 describing a man in Doncaster who fits SSB's description.
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Yep it's real.
Spergerella Junior said:
Real horror story pedo men around that all the kids knew about, but there never any lynch mobs by parents or arrests
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This is literally why Elms st was created, a bunch of dudes realized they all had the same story of a "type of guy" and parents going full lynch mob and thought "imagine if he got revenge" and that's how it started.
 
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I wouldn't be surprised if he isn't a frequent visitor to Mencap in either Croydon or Norwood. Have lived in that area for work (long story) but there are tonnes of mentally ill folk living in 1 bed flats around South London (on PIP). His weird song about trams makes me think he frequents Croydon on a regular basis.
 
lil retard said:
No one knows for sure. The theories range from he wants to be white to he has vitiligo. It's allegedly silver and not white, by the way.
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From the pixelated images i that there is from this guy it doesnt look like vitiligo, from the images online i find vitiligo tends to appear on the edges where the parts of the face connect, for example there are a lot of pictures of people with vitiligo that manifests in places such as the nasofacial junction, orbitral rim, melolabial fold and labiomental crease, which in smartschoolboy9's case is not true. Now that i think about it he likes dressing as a little girl it could be make up, and thats why the powder or white stain seems to be silver. He could've bought a eye shadow (not really likely but still) and put it all over his face.
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