Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 27.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 15.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 127 37.4%

  • Total voters
    340
He has to be alone in that house with April or his brain is mega-fried by the coke and alcohol, maybe both. I refuse to believe that a normal person with free time is going to be around jumping from stream to stream to comment on videos and super chatting nonsense. Just play a videogame, get a hobby, learn and instrument.

It's pretty funny and weird for us though so keep it going, Balldoman.
 
Something must have happened or be happening to have triggered this latest multi day rant, with Balldo dragging his sore ass from one end of the Internet to another, means he's either not got his kids or he's ignoring them again too. He's such a louse.
Remember that we have to apply unemployed logic here. We have jobs so we can't imagine spending hours and hours tweeting / superchatting / word vomiting at all corners of the internet.

Nick doesn't work. I'd bet he spends his whole day locked up in his "vault" or in the shower on his phone doom scrolling the farms and looking up livestreams where people he knows are going to show up so he can insert himself into the conversation.
 
EDIT: The Rules of the Board of Continuing Legal Education in Minnesota set out the process of what happens if you don't keep up with CLE. From my reading of it, if you do not comply with the requirements as set out, the board sends you notice of your non-compliance. If you still do not comply, you are reported to the court, with the Board of CLE recommending that you be put on "involuntary restricted status"
Interesting, I will link this post in my post.

So, I am quite convinced that his license to practice law was revoked because he did not pay his fees, which is hilarious if it is just $274. Maybe he'd have more money laying around if he hadn't defamed Montagraph.
I don't believe for a second he doesn't have the money.

This is Nick Rekieta. That thing is precious to him. He lords it over people to appear smart and claim others are dumb. He lords it even over other lawyers like Sean. He'd ask his dad for money if he has to. He'd have April turn tricks on the streets of MSP if he has to.

I will believe he is a complete retard and forgot before I believe he doesn't have the money.
 
Seems like April and Nick are burning out from constant drug use ATM. They've both been unbelievably unhinged over the past few days and their brains are absolutely fried.
What's strange to me is that neither of them have been caught with anything in their systems. I'm pretty sure they're still getting drug tested or did they find a way to get out of that?

If so what the hell could they be doing to get this stupid?
 
April Law is explaining on Twitter how she is not part of "that house" anymore, and why she goes to Rekieta's dungeon to participate in her legal proceedings:

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lmao "my laptop camera is broken and i cant fix" Is something a faggot catfish would say online to avoid verification. A cheap USB webcam is like nothing, but yeah go into the crackden coom dungeon instead.
 
This lady’s interview was fantastic. She shared that she herself was a child of a drug addict, and at the end she said that from her experience, Nick’s kids know way more than he thinks. At 7, she knew when threesomes were going on. She said kids are curious and eavesdrop to know what’s going on. And if he thinks he’s keeping them from what he’s up to, he’s wrong. Those poor kids. (:_(
Rekieta, a very busy man, was found responding to more comments under Wil Herren's latest interview video:
If Rekieta's kids could tell their story, the things that would be uncovered. The PTSD they're going to suffer, the years of therapy. Don't know what goal he was trying to accomplish in the comment section, but it made things worse.

:wow: He definitely types like he's been sober since June 5th.
In Melton's chat didn't he say he'd been sober since May?

As of November 1st, Nick Rekieta is no longer authorized to practice law in the State of Minnesota!

https://archive.ph/bitJC
I don't think he holds a license in any other jurisdiction, either.

NON practicing NON lawyer.

EDIT to add: I anticipated this might finally happen, so I keeping checking this past week (including yesterday), and it flipped over to Not Authorized today.

He's probably got the money, so I think it's the CLE credits that fucked him. Somebody pointed out earlier they were due this year.

EDIT 2: Archive link added for posterity.
This had nothing to do with the numerous ethics complaints against him? Wondered when those were going to be decided but don't know how the process works.

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lmao "my laptop camera is broken and i cant fix" Is something a faggot catfish would say online to avoid verification. A cheap USB webcam is like nothing, but yeah go into the crackden coom dungeon instead.
Only $12.99. Gets to her in 1-2 days.
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Melton recently hinted that Nick might have had video cameras all throughout his house recording, and that Aaron is in for a big surprise once the trial is over. That would be crazy!
Boy, that sure sounds like witness intimidation and potential revenge porn threats!

But seriously, this non-lawyer non-streamer retard can't even start up a stream! Or maintain a law license! Are we supposed to believe that:
  1. not only does he have a fairly robust interior camera setup on the inside of his house (for reasons), likely including his own bedroom (given the veiled threat)
  2. it's working and has been for the last ~year
  3. the recordings stay around for at least 6 months (or he flagged to keep them)
  4. his internet is good enough to upload all that data since it's likely some crap cloud solution
IDK, maybe all the above is true, and Nick just keeps pounding his pencil dick to old vids of Aaron plowing Qayla. Maybe some day he'll make April cum (without a balldo, even). Maybe this extra video will show Aaron feeding the kids spaghettios! Or how clean the how was and is!

Also, the idea of shipping a fridge to Melton is stupid. Those things are heavy AF, even the small snack ones, and sending one UPS to Vegas would cost more than renewing one's law license!

Pressing X on this. I am fairly sure the police would want this and be entitled to it. I also doubt Nick would want records of his crimes and atrocious house.

I was never a lawyer, little baby child, and my name was never Nick Rekieta. Those are merely your delusions, child. You have been informed, many thousands of times, that my channel was never a law channel, and you will stop referring to it as a law channel immediately.

Wait for the knock.

He would deny the name his father gave him!? Despicable!

What I find more offensive is the "why don't you try and DM me." He is still trying to privately gaslight people like a control freak faggot.

I am fine with this. It will eventually leak.

I am more surprised HE does not realise this...
 
Well Balldo's Gate, looks like you got another one. I look forward to the next one(s) that does exactly the same things as all the other ones.

Nick chats on Eric Hunleys show:

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We know who he dislikes now...
Dude, I remember from my high school days people saying stuff like this - "HI YOU GAIS X OUT OF Y OF YOU PEOPLE ARE COOL!"

He is devolving by many years within a matter of months. What's next, by the end of the year he's going to be learning to read from children's books?

It's also possible Vic or another of his former clients is considering malpractice litigation. I know I would if I were they.
I wish, but that's not gonna happen. To either his credit or dismay, however you look at it, he is far too nice of a guy to do something like this, even though I think he would have a great case to make, and I think he should. It really would be his ultimate failure as a YouTuber coming back to get him - the very case that launched his YouTube career, he played a part in it failing, and now he (really Ty himself) would pay for it.

But even though Vic has cut ties, he's not going to do this.
 
Guys it's November. The harvest is coming in
The usual start date for the corn harvest in Minnesota is September 29 with a typical end date of November 28.

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2022 Corn Harvest: Rekieta banned from YouTube, Locals thirstposting arc, bottle up ass, Hedonism vacation exposed
2023 Corn Harvest: Rekieta's 6 hour Eric July meltdown stream, comedy show with the Imholtes - polycule begins
2024 Corn Harvest: WTF?

Would have been $274 if paid on time and CLE completed. Late fee is $75 plus $250 if you let it go to involuntary restricted status.

CLE requirements are 45 credit hours over 3 years. Can't be reinstated until those are done. And 45 hours means - if you're not with an employer who covers the costs or provided qualified CLE - consistently plugging away at free ones for 3 years or paying a couple thousand for a pass to paid courses.

Iow, he'll now owe around $600 to get reinstated plus if he hasn't finished his CLE reqs, need to find free courses or buy easy access to paid ones for $2000ish.

Eta: someone above pointed out the difference BTW not authorized for no payment of fees vs not reporting CLE, which gets you involuntarily restricted (unless you timely request an extension to report). That's correct. Reinstatement for fees only is $100, not the $250 for being out on involuntary restricted status.

However, shockingly, those two things (missing cle reporting and registration fees) often go hand-in-hand. So (possibly) add the $100 to my number above.
He's listed as "CLE Status: 1" which I believe means that he should have turned in the CLE requirements by August 31 for the three year period ending June 30 2024. Would he have been moved to involuntary restricted with respect to the CLE requirement before being dinged for non-payment of fees that were due in October? I'm wondering if what happened is that he requested an extension until the end of the year for the CLE and then afterwards realized there wasn't enough free courses for him to complete it. Or maybe CLE was the one thing he kept on top of?

Use thumbnails.
 
Also, I think he's so brain damaged he forgot how to count properly. There's six people on the panel.
This is the sort of shit I mean. He's doing shit like this all the time now. If it wasn't a repeated pattern, then fine, everyone fucks up speaking time to time, no biggie, but taken with everything else, Nick is showing signs of cognitive damage.
Don't just take my word for it, go watch his videos from 2019, shit even from the Depp Trial when he started to be a real fuck up, he was faster on his feet, he was coherent, he made sense, he didn't fuck up basic things. Compare that to now.
This guy's brain is literally pickled. The booze and coke and syphillis from cheap whores have Biden'd this dudes braincells.
 
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What's strange to me is that neither of them have been caught with anything in their systems. I'm pretty sure they're still getting drug tested or did they find a way to get out of that?

If so what the hell could they be doing to get this stupid?
I don't think April is getting tested because her bond was unconditional. No idea what the stipulations or occurrence for the child protection drug testing. As long as it isn't random piss tests, he can game the system any number of ways. No idea if he's on the patches, how they work, and what they even test for.

Tl;Dr: he's huffing the jenkem
 
April Law is explaining on Twitter how she is not part of "that house" anymore, and why she goes to Rekieta's dungeon to participate in her legal proceedings:

April has been tweeting quite a bit, ongoing right now, talking with not-Kinochet and a couple other accounts. Sorry if some were already posted.

April says after being asked if Rekieta is having a mental episode: "I'm not sure. I'm trying to figure that out."

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