Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AltisticRight]

The missing cabinet doors are a poignant reminder of a tragic loss.

This sounds like something a child would make up.
>Jimmy you need to take a shower NOW
>No mummy I don't want to my dirty clothes reminds me of Stacy

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Looks like Warski is up to 3-1.
(W: Donga, piggy and Skelly. L: Salt Papi.)
Total tardski victory.

 

[Grayback]

“Guys, really happy with my sobriety, been a year, so happy!”

“FFFFfffuck you DIE!”

Totally doesn’t sound like a madcuck seething.

Honestly more unhinged than Wings's "I hope you die in an automobile wreck" moment.

He blocked a twitter account of mine a few weeks ago for trying in vain to dissuade him from doing lolcow shit, apparently really not liking the word "lolcow" in particular.
But I don't know what the fuck else you're supposed to use to describe sperg-outs like this.

 

[200MB]

Imagine not know how to use a screwdriver to screw in hinges for cabinets.

Nick would call April to come rescue him if he got a flat.

 

[northstar747]

I don't even think it'd qualify as per se defamation to say I think Nick has some concerning positions on child sexuality and I would not trust him around minor children. How many parents do  you know that are on friendly terms with not one but  two open pedophiles?

back in 2018 when I watched his streams and he was still in trad dad territory he gave a very response to the topic of MAPS, about how children cant consent and how they depend on you etc .

Basically he knows better but fuck it

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

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I'M THE HERO HERE.

As I said before, who would believe April after the posts she made the last 48 hours?

Nick and April have some special ability to make Aaron look like a victim. It's quite impressive

 

[Edward Teach]

Holy fuck....I go away for a weekend and all this shit happens. I am going back to what I said a few weeks ago...Nick needs the shit beat out of him but now American History X style!

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

Jesus Christ, why does he keep going that hard on Aaron?
This is beyond petty revenge...

Did the coke really destroy his brain and turned him into a retard?
Is he doing this for sexual gratification, like "I stole your wife and now I'm going to humiliate you, cuck boi"?
Is he salty that Aaron fucked his wife Kayla? Is he just insecure?
Is he doing this to impress April to get more pussy, by shitting on her ex?
Or is his ego just that big? Does he think that he is some sort of rich aristocrat who is above the law, and now he is going to take his revenge at everybody who laughed at him and get away with it?

While it could be all of the above. Or some narc obsession with blaming Aaron for it all and trying to sacrifice Aaron to his narc self in an attempt to make it all right.
Aaron is also the only person who humiliated Nicky that Nicky thinks he can attack. He is the only viable target so it makes sense he would go into the paint as he has nothing else to do.

 

[Law]

Nick Rekieta is like a Soprano/Breaking Bad recurring character that got scrapped because his arc is way too fucking dark and depraved for the shows to stomach.

He would, however, be perfect on It's Always Sunny

 

[HackerX]

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The missing cabinet doors are a poignant reminder of a tragic loss.

Rekieta wouldn't lie about another man dying of cancer to make him look less bad over his BMJ-style cabinet doors, would he???

Looks like Warski is up to 3-1.
(W: Donga, piggy and Skelly. L: Salt Papi.)
Total tardski victory.

I'd even consider the L being a Tie. Yes, he lost in amazing fashion, but he showed up. That's better than anything Ralph has ever done.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

I see that Nick is back to Nerdposting on Twitter.

Things must be going very well inside the Balldobunker!


EDIT: He just announced a Locals stream. I’m mobile fagging, so can’t archive.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Oh Lord, it’s live:

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

A sermon about Psalm 23 and 24



Tweet alleging DV against Aaron Tweet | Archive

 

[stupid frog]

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LMFAO maybe this guy IS a comedian!

Nick is somehow more likely to die now than Warski; what a world

 

[yydszmiteg2]

Nick is a coward, and thus he seems to have an easier time intimidating and antagonizing women. The story of him cornering a female judge in an elevator really stands out but there's so many little things. He's reminiscent of Liz Fong Jones, and how (s)he'll have a problem with a man and decide to call up his wife for a "girl talk".

It's a common Narc trait. ReviewTechUSA is the same way. Talking to someone who he thinks he holds the whip hand over(Women and his male employee) he's all high energy. Talking to Keem he's much more respectful. Ralph is about the most well documented case going, can't suffer a woman laughing at him either.

Nick is somehow more likely to die now than Warski; what a world

*Faux southern gent Ralph voice*: Why won't you die Nicky.

 

[Grayback]

A sermon about Psalm 23 and 24

Psalm 23 is about just trusting in God and everything's gonna be okay.
It's the one with "though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psalm_23

Psalm 24 is about who does or doesn't get into heaven, saying:
"Who shall ascend into the hill of the LORD? or who shall stand in his holy place?"
"He that hath clean hands, and a pure heart; who hath not lifted up his soul unto vanity, nor sworn deceitfully."
"He shall receive the blessing from the LORD, and righteousness from the God of his salvation."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psalm_24

So, basically, times are tough right now. Nick is still under a lot of stress. Maybe even more stress. Things aren't going well.
But if he just trusts in God, then maybe everything will work out... r-right?
Of course it will. It's gotta work out, because Nick has a pure heart. The purest of hearts, even. Sure, he might keep fucking up, but as long as he just has good intentions and trusts in God, he's set.
So, you see, it's all gonna be fine, and the haters can go cry about it. Nick doesn't even hear them anymore. He is zen. Everything is gonna be oooookay...

 

[Red flaming panda]

>The prosecutor after sorting through all this shit with Nick, Ralph, and 500 other literal whos.

 

[AltisticRight]

I'd even consider the L being a Tie. Yes, he lost in amazing fashion, but he showed up. That's better than anything Ralph has ever done.

He still tried to fight the guy with 2 years of experience on his side, and had to drop weight as well. He went down with honour. It provided entertainment as well.
Such cannot be said about Skelly, or any of his retard gimp allies and friends (paedophiles).

 

[stupid frog]

>The prosecutor after sorting through all this shit with Nick, Ralph, and 500 other literal whos.
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Maybe he's hoping they won't find what they're looking for if he floods posts.

 

[Captain Manning]

Frankly, I think it's offensive as shit he's gonna keep trying to convince people he's any sort of Christian anymore. Nobody who knows who he is or what he's up to is gonna buy it.

He should just recite from Men are Better than Women by Dick Masterson. That is his prayer book, given to him by his personal god, now.

Alternatively, he could read from the Satanic Bible, by Anton "let's just rip off Ayn Rand" LeVey.

 

[Hellion]

A sermon about Psalm 23 and 24

Of course Rackets would chose a passage that says "your rod and your staff, they comfort me." lmao.