Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

I'm praying this is just another one of his delusions or lies. If not, then I really hope that child is taken away from both of them as soon as it's born. Chris can't even take care of himself, and he already raped his disabled mother. I shudder to imagine what he would do to the kid if it turned out to be a girl.

That aside, how the fuck did he get laid before me
 
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Been talking to one woman getting on real good as friends for a while now. Had a bit of a ball cancer scare last week though, luckily seems to have just been from gooning too hard. Was thinking about maybe just shooting that shot seeing what happens while I've still got functional balls. After seeing this fucking hell might skip the fancy shit and go straight to proposing and having kids.
 
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Zeus Blue Thunder said:
Guys...
Idk how to tell you this...
I was just talking with a few of my buddies about stream highlights, to have them added to the CWCki, and I saw Net Narcolepsy added some already...
And...uhhh
Here, have this clip.
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I have no idea where this question even came from or what Chris is talking about, but...

Chris expects a child this summer.
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What a thing to hear about on my birthday.
 
Zeus Blue Thunder said:
Guys...
Idk how to tell you this...
I was just talking with a few of my buddies about stream highlights, to have them added to the CWCki, and I saw Net Narcolepsy added some already...
And...uhhh
Here, have this clip.
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I have no idea where this question even came from or what Chris is talking about, but...

Chris expects a child this summer.
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Let's hope it's just another of CWC delusions, otherwise it's game over for the kid. Only god knows with what sort of giga-autism will he be born with if he's actually real.
 
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So Crystal Weston Chandler might actually be a thing. Imagine if Chris returns to his comics and makes a pro-natalist arc.
 
Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
I just had another thought, too. If it's a boy, the poor kid will grow up to be like 5'2 given the fact that Chris is 5'10 and Flutter is like 4'8.

Although this will probably make doxing Flutter easier for those who want to do that kind of thing, so there's that.
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wrong child chris seed is potent

bob juniour will be 6'7 and have a 30 inch dong
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
I just had another thought, too. If it's a boy, the poor kid will grow up to be like 5'2 given the fact that Chris is 5'10 and Flutter is like 4'8.

Although this will probably make doxing Flutter easier for those who want to do that kind of thing, so there's that.
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He will take after his strong Nordic ancestors and be 6'4 with a strong jawline and rich full hair, fair of skin and long of leg.
 
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