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He's been too busy vandalizing Transformers toys and crushing cabbages in Finland
Me when sex tape leaks
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Huge news regarding Sonichu Psychology/Luke Kientzle. Spooky, who played Billy Mays and Miyamoto, was tipped by an anonymous person going by “Gumballthecat” on Discord with new info and screenshots and did a stream about it last night.

At 36:42:
-Luke is a single father with a dead baby mama/dead finance(?).
-Spooky called Luke’s business number at an earlier date. No one picked up, but would keep calling him back just to say nothing. Spooky would later start getting dick pics from throwaway numbers.
-Spooky shows off Luke’s apartment, boss, and IP details.
-At 1:31:10 Spooky hops on a call with Gumballthecat.
-Luke may be potentially neglecting his kid.
-Luke accused Spooky of committing “sexual crimes.”
-Luke’s lolcow psychoanalysis videos technically go against the American Psychiatric Association, as psychologists cannot analyze people they have not personally examined, meaning he could lose his license.
-Spooky and Gumballthecat intend on calling the proper authorities to check on his child.


I’m trying to archive this but Preservetube isn’t cooperating with me.
 
Huge news regarding Sonichu Psychology/Luke Kientzle. Spooky, who played Billy Mays and Miyamoto, was tipped by an anonymous person going by “Gumballthecat” on Discord with new info and screenshots and did a stream about it last night.

At 36:42:
-Luke is a single father with a dead baby mama/dead finance(?).
-Spooky called Luke’s business number at an earlier date. No one picked up, but would keep calling him back just to say nothing. Spooky would later start getting dick pics from throwaway numbers.
-Spooky shows off Luke’s apartment, boss, and IP details.
-At 1:31:10 Spooky hops on a call with Gumballthecat.
-Luke may be potentially neglecting his kid.
-Luke accused Spooky of committing “sexual crimes.”
-Luke’s lolcow psychoanalysis videos technically go against the American Psychiatric Association, as psychologists cannot analyze people they have not personally examined, meaning he could lose his license.
-Spooky and Gumballthecat intend on calling the proper authorities to check on his child.


I’m trying to archive this but Preservetube isn’t cooperating with me.
all of this sounds like the usual opportunistic desperate attempt at lolcow spawning, completely randomly poking a guy, making out of park accusations and assumptions, arbitrarily bringing up innocuous and meaningless info and doxxing about the guy, fantasizing about getting him in trouble over random shit they probably don't truly care about and have no basis to believe in... and for what purpose? to say they did it?

also
>as psychologists cannot analyze people they have not personally examined
as a part of their work*

someone who just so happens to have studied psychology and even someone who happens to be working in the field can, just as much as a guy who hasn't, theorize about anyone's psychological state as long as they don't claim it to be a complete and official analysis that can in any way be acted on
a guy with a degree hanging on his wall just casually saying "hmm, i think dis motherfucker be crazy" is no different than me saying the same thing while nailing a can of beans to my wall
 
Fair 'nuff.
I actually got the same info from Gumball ealrier, I reckon last month, we investigated this together, but I didn't find it worthwhile enough to post.
At least the burden's not on my shoulders anymore.


Edit: Chris's online activity is still barren, but he still does like Bluesky posts once every few days. Don't usually show these because it's pretty barren, usually it's, like, pics of galaxies or Transformers, sometimes furries.

Today, though, he liked three new posts...two of which are very interesting.
(what has Christory been reduced to?)
First is this post advertising Item Label's new product range.
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Item Label seems to be Chris's new money waster and while we haven't seen any new purchases after the Cubepy, which he bought in late July and recreated in Minecraft in August, he has followed them intensively since.

This one I will leave in without any comment, as it speaks for itself.
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Chris is going to turn those into Sonichu and Rosechu. Mark my words.
Rosechu is based on the post dreamcast amy design. CD-Saturn era Amy would require more effort to change into Rosechu. Then again current era chris is even lower effort than prior chris' low effort shit and it'd probably be used to add to caden's money pile.
 
Rosechu is based on the post dreamcast amy design. CD-Saturn era Amy would require more effort to change into Rosechu. Then again current era chris is even lower effort than prior chris' low effort shit and it'd probably be used to add to caden's money pile.
What I meant prior is that Chris might buy this as a valentine's gift for Flutter.
 
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It looks too similar to that wretched shirt he was arrested in.

If anything was cursed, that Valentine's Day shirt was.
That's the one that Chris was wearing when the cops got him at that motel, right?

Those poor bastards...if only they knew what they were in for.
 
That's the one that Chris was wearing when the cops got him at that motel, right?

Those poor bastards...if only they knew what they were in for.
Hey, it's just another day for some people with that level of crazy.
 
"Punch him harder, hubby."
I'll be saying this till the end of time, but that statement, as well as everything else Chris has ever said when he pretended to 'see' Magichan and every other instance of him acting like he truly believes in the merge and the existence of OCs in this universe, sounds and feels exactly like what a person who doesn't truly believe in something-but wants to convince others than he does- would say
It's why I don't buy that Chris is trully schizophrenic or has any kinda disorder that makes him actually perceive the things he supposedly believes in happening in reality in front of him
At best, he wants to believe, and he wants others to believe that he believes
 
Heilberg was appointed to defend Chris. I don't get why that's supposed to reflect badly on him, if anything, he was trusted to do his best to represent a client who was going to be challenging. Everyone is entitled to legal representation.

It's not that defending Chris reflected poorly on Heilberg. Amongst other things, specialising in getting sex offenders off the hook has, and it's one of his main areas of practice.

However, had Heilberg convinced Chris to plead to the misdemeanor charge, he most likely would have been out in six months with time served. But no, he insisted on a battery of evaluations and tests, which all contributed to the felony upgrade, which I suspect, is because Chris can't keep his mouth shut and most likely incriminated himself without even thinking about. Heilberg could have just told him to sit the fuck down, shut the fuck up, and he'd be out relatively quickly.

But then Heilberg wouldn't've been able to a) continue billing his client and b) get the exposure (which, in the end, turned out to be none) of defending Chris-Chan, brave and stunning transwoman on the Internet harassed by dang dirty trolls and totally not a motherfucker.

Heilberg's a turd, regardless of his professional background. There's absolutely no way he was defending Chris out of some sense of justice being served: he was doing it because he saw something in it for himself.
 
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I'll be saying this till the end of time, but that statement, as well as everything else Chris has ever said when he pretended to 'see' Magichan and every other instance of him acting like he truly believes in the merge and the existence of OCs in this universe, sounds and feels exactly like what a person who doesn't truly believe in something-but wants to convince others than he does- would say
It's why I don't buy that Chris is trully schizophrenic or has any kinda disorder that makes him actually perceive the things he supposedly believes in happening in reality in front of him
At best, he wants to believe, and he wants others to believe that he believes
It sounds very sad and like someone who had no one.

Chris and Barb are much better apart. :tomgirl:
 
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It sounds very sad and like someone who had no one.

Chris and Barb are much better apart. :tomgirl:
The only thing that's apart RN are Flutter's legs.
I genuinely believe that if Chris hasn't yet been engaged with her, he is trying to.
Imagine if he actually leaves the US for good.
 
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Huge news regarding Sonichu Psychology/Luke Kientzle. Spooky, who played Billy Mays and Miyamoto, was tipped by an anonymous person going by “Gumballthecat” on Discord with new info and screenshots and did a stream about it last night.

At 36:42:
-Luke is a single father with a dead baby mama/dead finance(?).
-Spooky called Luke’s business number at an earlier date. No one picked up, but would keep calling him back just to say nothing. Spooky would later start getting dick pics from throwaway numbers.
-Spooky shows off Luke’s apartment, boss, and IP details.
-At 1:31:10 Spooky hops on a call with Gumballthecat.
-Luke may be potentially neglecting his kid.
-Luke accused Spooky of committing “sexual crimes.”
-Luke’s lolcow psychoanalysis videos technically go against the American Psychiatric Association, as psychologists cannot analyze people they have not personally examined, meaning he could lose his license.
-Spooky and Gumballthecat intend on calling the proper authorities to check on his child.


I’m trying to archive this but Preservetube isn’t cooperating with me.
UPDATE: Spooky made a video about Luke, including showing the text exchanges between the two. Notably, after Luke sent one of the dick pics to Spooky, he claimed to be a 7 and later 13-year-old.


 
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UPDATE: Spooky made a video about Luke, including showing the text exchanges between the two. Notably, after Luke sent one of the dick pics to Spooky, he claimed to be a 7 and later 13-year-old.


What a pathetic person, a guy who used Chris as an easy content farm, a guy who made up facts and people to gain fame, a guy who, after all of this fell, used his neglected child to defend against criticism while still being online...
Also, imagine your reaction to someone trying to call you be you sending them dick pics, then claim you're underage.
If that fucker even deserved my attention, I'd make a thread on him, I was close to actually making one, but then I just thought "why the hell should anyone give him any more attention".
 
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The only thing that's apart RN are Flutter's legs.
I genuinely believe that if Chris hasn't yet been engaged with her, he is trying to.
Imagine if he actually leaves the US for good.
Is he able to immigrate to Finland?
I mean, just the language barrier alone would be an issue, and I don't know how good Chris is at learning language

UPDATE: Spooky made a video about Luke, including showing the text exchanges between the two. Notably, after Luke sent one of the dick pics to Spooky, he claimed to be a 7 and later 13-year-old.


I still don't buy it, especially when most of the video is this guy going "oh noooo guys oh nooooo oh no no no what an oopsy doopsie oh noooooooooooooo" and just throwing out petty insults

I think being online for as long as I have, my patience for "callouts" and other such e-slapfights has grown thin
 
Is he able to immigrate to Finland?
I mean, just the language barrier alone would be an issue, and I don't know how good Chris is at learning language


I still don't buy it, especially when most of the video is this guy going "oh noooo guys oh nooooo oh no no no what an oopsy doopsie oh noooooooooooooo" and just throwing out petty insults

I think being online for as long as I have, my patience for "callouts" and other such e-slapfights has grown thin
If he marries Flutter, yes.
Besides, he has both intensively learnt Finnish on Duolingo and used English in the April 4 sighting.

As for the latter, the actual info on Luke is available online just by googling and it's quite easy to confirm, I've done it.
And yeah, he did use to write hate comments on SingstarWinner's videos prior to being exposed.
 
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