🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Gator_Aids]

@LiveFromNS I’m not saying I disagree with the points you made. I suppose I’d argue that the purpose of Ralph is mainly to laugh at and call out all the terrible shit he does wrong. If he’s actually doing the right thing, based upon his current circumstances (which he completely created himself), shouldn’t we at least acknowledge or at the very least not shit on it?

He’s done things I’d consider depraved, evil and sick. Lots of mentally ill addicts have. I suppose it comes down to if we still see him as 1) human, 2) capable of change. If we don’t, then fine, fuck it, bombes away!

However, if we do, then you can’t tear the broken POS down when they do the right thing and then get mad when they don’t. To choose that means it could be chosen for any of us as well.

Don’t worry, he’s gonna fuck up again. Tomorrow. I promise. But for today, I’m gonna leave him be.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

I think it’s a good idea to remind everyone that was saw him with Cozy Rozy.com for a year, how he treated her, and how her living conditions were. The only reason he hasn’t done any of that to Xander is because he didn’t get a chance. He’s still poking the bear as he left some sort of note on his Xitter that he was keeping the RC car because he was told “it would ge too much trouble for someone’s household”, even after drunkenly showing the RP three times the week before.

 

[sufferhorse]

A SLICE of cake, a water bottle that he obviously just took from the uber ride (see the door), couple bloons. And about a hunge fiddy of chinese plastic.

Now SEE YOU IN JULAI XANDAH, DADDEH AINT COMIN IN JUNE BISH.

 

[HONKHONKTIME]

Ralph currently being ubered to see his son with two balloons, also got a receipt gay log so no I didn't steal them bitch
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https://archive.is/5lf7I

Yoo-hoo!?

 

[Um...]

you can’t tear the broken POS down when they do the right thing and then get mad when they don’t.

It’s motive that matters to me, not the act itself. His entire pig existence revolves around sticking it to the HATERS. Fuck yew Faith, yew can’t keep me from seein muh SUNN. Fuck yew Metokur, Imma celebrate wif muh SUNN! Yew don’t even have kids! Lookit all the birthday stuff Ah got fer muh SUNN! Suck it haterz! etc. etc.

 

[sufferhorse]

he's gonna spend way more money on whores and azul tonight in Tijuana than for his son birthday. and you all know it.

You wanna know why he couldnt use cash to buy the birthday stuff? because he needed to save it for the whores and drugs.

 

[Red Dye #5]

He also posted a close-up of the receipt:

Like I know it’s Ralph, but still.

 

[HackerX]

Honestly Ralph's persistent attempts of appearing like a caring father to his kid is more pathetic than anything.

Yet it goes one layer of pathetic deeper. He's not trying to "appear like a caring father" to Xanduh, Faith, or even himself. He's doing it own the alogs. The same alogs who have consistently provided Ralph with direction and insight he's incapable of finding for himself. Unfortunately, that insight is inconvenient for Ralphamale image so his BPD woman-brained decision is to do the opposite to own the alogs. (Now that I think about it, Ralph REALLY shouldn't get a motorcycle or visit Hunter in Colombia again. No don't do that, Ralph!)

Ralph, everyone knows you hate forcing yourself to unfrequently travel to Sandy Eggo. Everyone knows you hate spending a dime in relation to Xanduh. Everyone knows your projection "He looks just like me" is also a reminder of the Faith era, where many o'legal issues (criminal and civil) began and played a part in absconding the country your daddeh gave you. That's just Xanduh, too! You know he blames Cozy.tv Rozy for being a female and Amanda Morris running away.

And what advice did the alogs give? "Hey, maybe you don't want to procreate with a clearly retarded teenager." "Hey, you clearly view Xanduh as an inconvenience, at best. Maybe you should not fight for monthly, hourly visits behind a plexiglass window and being liable for child support." Ralph instead thinks " Nope. The alogs are tryna trick the Ralphamale. Can't have that."

So now we're at the point of him posting pictures of the first birthday he's ever attended for Xanduh. Isn't it the first "big" event he's attended on his behalf? It definitely wasn't last Christmas, which was really lulzy considering he was crying to the judge over his nationwide warrant that prohibited him from entering the country his daddeh gave him. Just another instance of Ralph forcing himself to pay the 'see your son' fee to own the alogs without ever following through on the 'see your son' part.

 

[Maker's Mark]

I think Ralph truly believes he has completed his life's journey by having kids. Hence why he is not making any genuine attempt to improve his life. When he is ODing in his Mexican crack shack or while his heart is giving out, he'll look up to the sky and say ''I won, Medicare! The Ralph bloodline lives for another generation. Unlike yours!''

 

[Die For Me!]

https://archive.is/ph04j

 

[Jump]

I think Ralph truly believes he has completed his life's journey by having kids. Hence why he is not making any genuine attempt to improve his life. When he is ODing in his Mexican crack shack or while his heart is giving out, he'll look up to the sky and say ''I won, Medicare! The Ralph bloodline lives for another generation. Unlike yours!''

That won't count. He has to tweet it, because the kids only exist to spite josh.

If he didn't have twitter to broadcast how good of a dad he is he wouldn't have even bother actually going to see them.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

https://archive.is/ph04j

Sorry Xanduh! Not my call, looks like I'll be the only one playing and having fun with the batmobile, bish!

 

[Jump]

Ralph pokes Jim a bit and Jim begins crashing out posting his anime dungeon lol.

Ralph may actually be on to something. I wouldn't be surprised if the whole cancer thing turns out to be a work.

Its been 6 fucking years! Why wont you die Medicare!

 

[Look--an Alien!]

You know, if Ralph hadn't pushed EVERYONE in his life away, he could tell this amazing visit story to someone besides a bunch of unrelated retards on the internet. You know, loved ones, friends, someone who would care...

 

[FiveStarAce]

This story is the kind of miserable that i don't want to ridicule. Go treat yourself to some Tijuana hookers, king.

 

[Major Child]

The lack of photos of Xander makes him seem like an imaginary friend (or headmate) that Ralph concocted.

 

[Jump]

The lack of photos of Xander makes him seem like an imaginary friend (or headmate) that Ralph concocted.

He isn't allowed to take photos of him at the visitation place.

 

[HackerX]

He isn't allowed to take photos of him at the visitation place.

I can only imagine how much that drives Ralph up the wall.

 

[sufferhorse]

so he almost hollered at his son for messing up his brand new 'cap' and pulled it back once he saw the supervisor watching him or something. then, as a revenge, he stole his kid's present, ON HIS BIRTHDAY

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

The lack of photos of Xander makes him seem like an imaginary friend (or headmate) that Ralph concocted.

FWIW & IIRC he only gets to keep 3 pictures per visit and can NOT post them on the internet. I don’t think he can share them over the internet either.