DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Shocked and Horrified]

sell his condo because he can't make a good living form scamming dents anymore, and that would force him to move back to his parents house with Khet and Jasper

Bold of you to assume Dave and Linda would allow him to move back in with them. Dave probably enjoys his retirement, and surely even Linda realizes what a loser she birthed. Phail is their fault, but I wouldn't be surprised if they have gotten over missing him, or the idea of a son.

 

[21stCenturyKid]

Bold of you to assume Dave and Linda would allow him to move back in with them. Dave probably enjoys his retirement, and surely even Linda realizes what a loser she birthed. Phail is their fault, but I wouldn't be surprised if they have gotten over missing him, or the idea of a son.

Not too familiar with Phil's specific family dynamics but a lot of lolcow parents seem pretty enabling (perhaps this very trait is what spawns lolcows). They might just let him back in then if it comes down to it. I think the cultural consensus also is that parents should let their adult children back in if they really have fallen on hard times, even if Phills troubles are really his own doing.

 

[Moar Krabs]

And need I remind of the halloween/covid arc 2 years ago.

What's funny about that was he still kept the stream up despite not being live so people could still donate to him despite not being their

 

[Iron Hamster]

He'll come back and pull the whole "My trolls and haters were so upset they couldn't illegally make money off of my work!" and then beg for tremendous amounts to make up for not streaming the previous day.

I have no doubt he thinks he can starve out the restreamers.

Maybe but some weird shits been going on during the streams, his begging has hit like an all time peak and he's crying. I cant tell if he's pretending to cry for donations though or its something else.

That alimony has to come from somewhere.

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God damn this hits me in the feels so much, I hope poor little Derish is ok.

Pouring one out for our fearless little coomer and wishing him a speedy recovery

That's over a year old dood

If it was a CT trip wouldnt he know when he come back ?

And he ain't about to leave khet alone to care for Jasper when she allegedly destroys shit on the reg.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Can you explain it in sandwich shop terms, please?

This is like if a sandwich ship were to bake 8 inches of bread, but only served 6 inch sandwiches. They would cut off 2 inches, and if you requested it, they would allow you the full 8 inches.

 

[Mr. Brown]

Bold of you to assume Dave and Linda would allow him to move back in with them. Dave probably enjoys his retirement, and surely even Linda realizes what a loser she birthed. Phail is their fault, but I wouldn't be surprised if they have gotten over missing him, or the idea of a son.

Phil is a stranger to them, they have seen him once since he moved to Washington.

It's so sad, no children should abandon their parents like this without good reason. It's kind of cruel.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

I've pointed out before that no matter what we speculate about DSP, it makes him seethe regardless cause we have fun doing it and is part of the camaraderie of this forum and Phil will just say his usual they make shit up all the while we can be as facetious as we want.

He has been purposely sandbagging his content so much that people cannot even stay awake during his boring sim slop games, that he has been the most entertaining when he's NOT streaming for a few days.

 

[Culex]

Everyone is missing the important issue. By the time he comes backs and builds up another goal reward, the pickle menu will be over at Sonic.

HE'S DODGING THE PICKLE MENU!

He already had the pickle menu during the clahset and vest begathon because supposesly Kat fucked up the “barbecue-style” dinner.

 

[UsedUp]

So do we think this experience will humble dsp if it's Linda's death?

 

[Moar Krabs]

So do we think this experience will humble dsp if it's Linda's death?

I could see him doing what that speedrunner guy did and do a mock funeral for Linda maybe even sing a song for her iykyk

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

So do we think this experience will humble dsp if it's Linda's death?

no, he will milk it for donos. this is a man who would light kittens on fire for a few bucks

 

[Lord_Point]

Over the past 10 or so pages, I have had to fix a lot of posts where an image was not posted as a thumbnail. If you are adding an image to your post, it needs to be thumbnailed because not everyone wants to see your gigantic cellphone image that takes minutes to render.

Here is how to add an image as a thumbnail:

Step 1: When you add your image to the post for the first time, it will be the original size of the image
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Step 2: Delete the image you just added from the post
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Step 3: Hover over the image attached to the post and click on Insert. When you click on Insert, it will give you the option for either Thumbnail or Full image. Select Thumbnail for the love of God please.
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Step 4: After you click Thumbnail, a thumbnailed image will appear in your post.
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That is all there is to it. Please stop posting full sized images. Please.

Sorry for being retarded, I usually spoiler my photo assuming that accomplishes the same thing, if that is not correct not let me know and ill stop being a sperg.

Also DSP is fat and his wife would not fuck him

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Isn’t he going to be running out of money soon?

This weekend was a busy one on WWE Champions. The tip money he got on Friday is gone.

I will say this: Dave's sister's daughter, who was brought into the house and raised alongside Phil eventually, and still lives near them/visits them regularly has posted NOTHING on the active social media she uses to talk to family and whatnot. David himself would likely do the obituary himself while doing the planning, plus funeral homes tend to automatically churn some out. David himself is a notable public servant in the area who has done countless local courthouse marriages so people would know if he suddenly kicked the bucket. I see nothing. If something is going to happen it hasn't happened yet, so occam's razor says it's just laziness and nothingburger.

True, we would know quickly if anything happens to the Burnells. And Phil knows this too, which is why I doubt he would bother hiding that he went to Bridgeport. He could have for his wedding, and chose to run with lying about his parent's health and the stupid wedding omission leading to him arguing with Twitter trolls on his wedding night.

Thus, I assume it's either something stupid or Katherine is in bad health, which is whatever since she's a landwhale.

 

[Moar Krabs]

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

And he ain't about to leave khet alone to care for Jasper when she allegedly destroys shit on the reg.

I think you meant to say shits on the rug

 

[Ayynon69]

After playing dress up on Friday, Philip has finally accepted he is a homo and spent all weekend at a bathhouse in Seattle getting his holes blown out. This has reignited his love for khet since she looks like a giant 12yo boy. Basically airsoftfatty, especially when hittin it from behind.

He won't be streaming this week because he's finally on his honeymoon!



My real theory is that phil is on the epstein list and had to flee the country before the list gets leaked

 

[Fascist Frederick]

My real theory is that phil is on the epstein list and had to flee the country before the list gets leaked

Maybe he had his pal Jeffy (that's what he calls him) abduct that annoying fucking bitch of a kid he would have slapped in real fucking life if they talked to him like that.

 

[giraffe]

Clocking in for his obligatory shift.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

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Clocking in for his obligatory shift.

Death, Taxes, and DSP's WWE Champion's login streak

 

[Moar Krabs]

Maybe he had his pal Jeffy (that's what he calls him) abduct that annoying fucking bitch of a kid he would have slapped in real fucking life if they talked to him like that.

Only Jeffy that would be friends with him is Jeffy from SML