Containment Random Chris Updates

[Bardle-B Jones]

I think it would be something like　パンツを履いているながらうんこします。 which translates roughly to "I poop while wearing pants".

or you could just write 出ちゃった (It came out) or even うんこ出ちゃった (Poop came out) which sounds like what a little kid says when he shits himself.

 

[Ballzymaker94]

I'm just surprised this troll is still friggin going. Several bizarre post in one week with little breaks? Hasn't this person heard of pacing?

I'm still gonna follow this, since I'm probably one of the people here who might be a minority of those hoping this may lead to a bigger payoff, but I'm leaning towards the idea that this might be it for our mystery troll.

 

[Rupin]

I'm just surprised this troll is still friggin going. Several bizarre post in one week with little breaks? Hasn't this person heard of pacing?

I'm still gonna follow this, since I'm probably one of the people here who might be a minority of those hoping this may lead to a bigger payoff, but I'm leaning towards the idea that this might be it for our mystery troll.

Yea but, the thing is... this guy/gal is paying to troll Chris. That alone makes it unfunny.

 

[Ballzymaker94]

Yea but, the thing is... this guy/gal is paying to troll Chris. That alone makes it unfunny.

I'm seriously starting to doubt that's the case, unless said troll is also the "Russian billionaire" Chris mentioned. Why would he pay Chris to do stupid shit all week when that could be expensive?

 

[The Fool]

Did we get confirmation they're paying Chris? Because this isn't "paid behavior". If you pay chris, that becomes work to him. He hates work, he wants to get it done as sloppily and hastily as possible. This isn't paid behavior, he's getting hints from someone and incorporating them into his happy place. If you need to see what "paid behavior" looks like just look at his actual paid videos. I'm sure you forgot about them since they're extremely boring, I don't blame you.
Whoever this is somehow got "in" with him. Hard to tell if it's that guy posing as his latest/ex GF or some other mysterious entity, but whoever it is, we don't know.

 

[Ballzymaker94]

Did we get confirmation they're paying Chris? Because this isn't "paid behavior". If you pay chris, that becomes work to him. He hates work, he wants to get it done as sloppily and hastily as possible. This isn't paid behavior, he's getting hints from someone and incorporating them into his happy place. If you need to see what "paid behavior" looks like just look at his actual paid videos. I'm sure you forgot about them since they're extremely boring, I don't blame you.
Whoever this is somehow got "in" with him. Hard to tell if it's that guy posing as his latest/ex GF or some other mysterious entity, but whoever it is, we don't know.

Another good point exactly! We dunno if this is confirmed paid, and while it reeks of sweetheart card, all we know is that someone got this close to him to have him do all this stupid shit without a second thought. Even the translation thing was a simple google, and Chris decided not to bother and humiliate himself(at least until people were tearing on him to the point he removed his art).

 

[The Fool]

Another good point exactly! We dunno if this is confirmed paid, and while it reeks of sweetheart card, someone got this close for him to do all this stupid shit without a second thought.

Right now there's two possibilities. Both ride on the highly probable assumption that whoever this is is a girl or is masquerading as a girl to gain Chris' trust.
1. They're his new sweetheart and commanded Chris to shut his trap about their entire existence. This is physically impossible for Chris, so this is unlikely.
2. They're just another gal-pal whispering sweet nothings into his ear. Since they're not his true and honest heartsweet, they're not going to be the only thing he talks about on social media whether they demand he not mention them or not. This is the most likely candidate of events.

tl;dr some ween is pretending to be a girl and is DM'ing chris nazi references but they're not outright pretending to be his gf so he doesn't go screaming about it on social media like he's done with every other person who's ever done this.

 

[Ballzymaker94]

Right now there's two possibilities. Both ride on the highly probable assumption that whoever this is is a girl or is masquerading as a girl to gain Chris' trust.
1. They're his new sweetheart and commanded Chris to shut his trap about their entire existence. This is physically impossible for Chris, so this is unlikely.
2. They're just another gal-pal whispering sweet nothings into his ear. Since they're not his true and honest heartsweet, they're not going to be the only thing he talks about on social media whether they demand he not mention them or not. This is the most likely candidate of events.

tl;dr some ween is pretending to be a girl and is DM'ing chris nazi references but they're not outright pretending to be his gf so he doesn't go screaming about it on social media like he's done with every other person who's ever done this.

I won't argue with the ween part even. I feel the glory days of trolling Chris ended years ago, before Bob passed.

Still, this is entertaining to watch for a while. I'd like to see what happens next.

 

[The Fool]

I won't argue with the ween part even. I feel the glory days of trolling Chris ended years ago, before Bob passed.

Still, this is entertaining to watch for a while. I'd like to see what happens next.

I think it's funny just because I have the sense of humor of an 8 year old and think these sly references slipping past Chris as he proudly shouts them verbatim is hilarious. But whoever's doing this, they definitely know their shit. They know exactly how Chris works and exactly how to program him. They're definitely no Hirtes. I'm honestly a bit afraid of how much power they have right now, but that might be unfounded as Chris apparently (and I stress that word) took down his drawing that said "I'm holding a penis" in Japanese after finding out what that really said.

 

[Haesindang Park]

He might as well practice writing this.

おれはおちんちんが大好きなんだよ!

 

[Ballzymaker94]

I think it's funny just because I have the sense of humor of an 8 year old and think these sly references slipping past Chris as he proudly shouts them verbatim is hilarious. But whoever's doing this, they definitely know their shit. They know exactly how Chris works and exactly how to program him. They're definitely no Hirtes. I'm honestly a bit afraid of how much power they have right now, but that might be unfounded as Chris apparently (and I stress that word) took down his drawing that said "I'm holding a penis" in Japanese after finding out what that really said.

I mean...I can laugh at an Anthony Jesselnik routine without caring so much because of my jaded views on society and lack of empathy in general.

Anyway, that right there makes me think we had our fun, but the fun times are over, and now we're back to dreadful pony shit.

Hey, if our troll happens to potentially be lurking the farms...PLEASE get Chris to drop this pony shit. I will fucking run around my town screaming "PRAISE JESUS, HELL HAS FINALLY FROZEN OVER AND CHRIS HAS DROPPED THEM DAMN PONIES!"

 

[The Fool]

Hey, if our troll happens to potentially be lurking the farms...PLEASE get Chris to drop this pony shit. I will fucking run around my town screaming "PRAISE JESUS, HELL HAS FINALLY FROZEN OVER AND CHRIS HAS DROPPED THEM DAMN PONIES!"

Ha, that ain't happening. Chris' brain is a write-only memory that can only take ideas and frankenstien them into his world, you can't remove them. Especially not something as big as Ponies. He'd probably sooner have Barb die than give up his fucking ponies.
Nah, they're not going away. Much like a Discworld god, Chris' fantasies feed off the attention they get from other people. Ponies are still big (somehow), there's still Bronycons (somehow). Sonic's dead and buried, so you don't see much of that in Sonichu anymore. But ponies will be around for at least another decade, at most, so Chris is going to stay on this shit for a good, long while. Possibly for the rest of his life, sans any further unforeseen but entirely predictable psyche breaks.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Here's how the comic reads when the awkward CWCish English is combined with translations done by Christorians:

Ami: You are already dead. What a fascinating read.

Luna: Ah, stomach hungry! Quirky, but intellectual.

CWCSue: I concur. John Elder had quite the autistic share and flair. I am gay.

SMART HEARTS; SMART MINDS; WELL-EDUCATED SUPPORT. You look like a guy who fucks a man in the ass but does not have the courtesy to ejaculate inside of him.

["I am holding a penis." is etched on the table.]

 

[Ballzymaker94]

Ha, that ain't happening. Chris' brain is a write-only memory that can only take ideas and frankenstien them into his world, you can't remove them. Especially not something as big as Ponies. He'd probably sooner have Barb die than give up his fucking ponies.
Nah, they're not going away. Much like a Discworld god, Chris' fantasies feed off the attention they get from other people. Ponies are still big (somehow), there's still Bronycons (somehow). Sonic's dead and buried, so you don't see much of that in Sonichu anymore. But ponies will be around for at least another decade, at most, so Chris is going to stay on this shit for a good, long while. Possibly for the rest of his life, sans any further unforeseen but entirely predictable psyche breaks.

Well if the troll tricked Chris into creating holocausts in his imagination land, I'm sure killing off or at least throwing NightShits into the Mary sue...err...I mean Time vortex, is possible.

 

[The Fool]

Well if the troll tricked Chris into creating holocausts in his imagination land, I'm sure killing off or at least throwing NightShits into the Mary sue...err...I mean Time vortex, is possible.

Not happening. Like others have said, the art of tricking Chris is to get him to think of the ideas, by guiding his snout around with a snack in front of it. Chris would never even humor the idea of getting rid of his Mary Sues, his very incarnations into his stupid little world. If you even consider stepping on a landmind like that, Chris is going to shit his pants and BSOD and knock you down two points on his scale of respect. Even if Chris' mind is pure putty, it does have a defense mechanism. And you have to play by it's rules in order to sneak past it and make Chris create fucking concentration camps in CWCville.

 

[Ballzymaker94]

Not happening. Like others have said, the art of tricking Chris is to get him to think of the ideas, by guiding his snout around with a snack in front of it. Chris would never even humor the idea of getting rid of his Mary Sues, his very incarnations into his stupid little world. If you even consider stepping on a landmind like that, Chris is going to shit his pants and BSOD and knock you down two points on his scale of respect. Even if Chris' mind is pure putty, it does have a defense mechanism. And you have to play by it's rules in order to sneak past it and make Chris create fucking concentration camps in CWCville.

Meh...I can understand that. I guess our only move is to wait and see what happens.

 

[Rupin]

Did we get confirmation they're paying Chris? Because this isn't "paid behavior". If you pay chris, that becomes work to him. He hates work, he wants to get it done as sloppily and hastily as possible. This isn't paid behavior, he's getting hints from someone and incorporating them into his happy place. If you need to see what "paid behavior" looks like just look at his actual paid videos. I'm sure you forgot about them since they're extremely boring, I don't blame you.
Whoever this is somehow got "in" with him. Hard to tell if it's that guy posing as his latest/ex GF or some other mysterious entity, but whoever it is, we don't know.

He stated that it was a commission. So I am assuming he did get paid.

 

[Ballzymaker94]

He stated that it was a commission. So I am assuming he did get paid.

Couldn't that be for something completely unrelated to his behavior as of late?

 

[The American Hedgehog]

lol, Goddammit, Chris... earlier today, he deleted both posts about the drawing from Patreon. I thought it was because he had wised up to it. But it turns out he reposted it in higher quality a few hours later.

https://www.patreon.com/posts/great-minds-and-15468392

 

[Trilby]

lol, Goddammit, Chris... earlier today, he deleted both posts about the drawing from Patreon. I thought it was because he had wised up to it. But it turns out he reposted it in higher quality a few hours later.

https://www.patreon.com/posts/great-minds-and-15468392

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