Careercow Adam Sessler - Former G4 Host, Possibly a Coke Addict, Zoe Quinn Orbiter, Increasingly Irrelevant Cuck

[Archeopthryx]

With the way he's acting on Twitter right now I kinda wonder when is he gonna troon out. "OMG the Republicans are out to kill us oh woe is me fuck you!"

 

[AmbiTron]

Nooo not the fuckin' X-Play guy goddamnit Kiwi Farms my childhood is officially dead.

 

[Aquinas]

its his same shit self since gamergate

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

GamesNosh on Twitter

“Sessler is trying to make a comeback as a games critic after disavowing gamers and quitting back in 2014 citing GG as a reason they're not worth his time and to focus on "new avenues" (get a load of how amateur the audio is!) https://t.co/7xXLJkYZyE”

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https://archive.li/A77CQ

S1E1 Sessler Speaks Delays! ...and crunch

In the first Sessler Speaks to examine Spiketrap data, Adam demonstrates the amount of activity and type of sentiment that surrounds the announcements of del...

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Heeeee's back!

As of 29 March 2020 channel has 2.31k subs and 17,613 views. That's not even irrelevant enough to be an irrelevant JuiceTube channel.

Nobody ever answered the tranny question lol

Because he's even to irrelevant for an answer to that question.

That's a lot of people on the internet these days. After they get popular, they are willing to be trade anything to keep that relevancy. They aren't a person anymore. They are just a paid mouthpiece of whatever contracter has hired them out for that month.

That could have made him a great career at ABC, NBC, CNN, MSNBC, Washington Pest, New York Slime, he's an English major after all, IIRC.

Same thing that happened to Chobot happened to Felicia Day. Even worse is that Day runs Geek & Sundry. So she must've okayed being replaced with her vat clone.

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Did Wil get the boot too? This clone woman is presenting nearly every vid on the channel now.

Look, It's Felicia, the fake gamer nerd gal.
Wait what? Geek&Sundry still exists?

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This guy has fallen so far off the map, he isn't really worth a own thread.
Sorry, Guys but this thread should have been locked up and forgotten a long time ago.
Nobody gives a shit about Sessler anymore, he's irrelevant, buried and forgotten.
Crawl back into irrelevancy, Sessler and have some more noses.

Also:

 

[Red Hood]

As of 29 March 2020 channel has 2.31k subs and 17,613 views. That's not even irrelevant enough to be an irrelevant JuiceTube channel.

Because he's even to irrelevant for an answer to that question.

That could have made him a great career at ABC, NBC, CNN, MSNBC, Washington Pest, New York Slime, he's an English major after all, IIRC.

Look, It's Felicia, the fake gamer nerd gal.
Wait what? Geek&Sundry still exists?

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This guy has fallen so far off the map, he isn't really worth a own thread.
Sorry, Guys but this thread should have been locked up and forgotten a long time ago.
Nobody gives a shit about Sessler anymore, he's irrelevant, buried and forgotten.
Crawl back into irrelevancy, Sessler and have some more noses.

Also:
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I can't unsee that horror.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

I can't unsee that horror.

Good, Good! Let the horror flow through you.

 

[taintmisbehavin]

I used to like Adam on his various video game shows, and here he is going full “Goodbye Horses”. The only person I am really embarrassed for is myself.

 

[Red Hood]

Good, Good! Let the horror flow through you.

MY EYES

 

[Hatoful Dandy]

Adam Sessler is a Punisher...A Punisher of Eyes....

 

[Oh Shit I'm Sorry]

Adam's gone off the deep end again.

Randy is getting sued by a past employee for alleged abuse, has a ton of former acquaintances that despise him (see: VA for Claptrap) and leaves suspicious thumb drives on tables in restaurants and both he and Cliffy have been accused of not paying their employees.

In Adam's drug-addled mind this makes them heroes.

(Not sure if Molyneux has skeletons in his closet like the others since aside from his penchant for overpromising and never delivering I don't know anything about the guy but at least he seems intelligent enough not to be a massive Twitter sperg like the other two).

Fortunately Adam also made sure to reply to anyone who tweeted at him and you can probably guess how that went

I don't think I've ever seen a tweet where a guy praised someone for stopping him from committing suicide and then segued into telling someone else to kill themselves before.

For the record here, Adam has 207 thousand followers.

Adam tells people to kill themselves then cries when they do it back.

You gotta appreciate how fucking assmad he is though. You don't see this level of meltdown very often.

People who don't appreciate comedy tell him to stop being such a massive sperg.

It doesn't work very well.

It's also worth pointing out that these are all quote tweets. For those not well-versed in Twatter lore, people with large amounts of followers quote tweeting people with small amounts is often considered a bad look because it's basically viewed as an invitation for their followers to dogpile the person they're arguing with. "Siccing followers" I believe is the coined phrase for it. Think of it as an autistic bat-signal or the Wicked Witch sending out her army of autistic howler monkeys to try and screech at people until they get fed up and delete their accounts.

The whole thing is autistic but it's Twitter so what do you expect.

Adam probably just overreacted after his primary meth dealer got arrested or something.

This guy only has 6 followers but goddamn is he making Adam mad

This man is like 40 or something.

This shit goes on for seemingly forever. At some point he got bored I guess so the last few hours he's just been tweeting about horror movies.

I certainly wouldn't put it past him to fly off the handle again at any moment though. It does not take very much anymore it seems.

Don't do drugs, kids!

archive of some of the tweets: http://archive.is/BdNXT

 

[Aquinas]

make molyneux keep a promise, sesslar

 

[Boobie Bomb]

Jesus fucking christ! Dude is losing his damn mind. Like chill Adam, no one is going to murder you over hating on Trump. Even Event Status is telling you to get off the internet. A fucking black man has more sense to not pick fights with users that have less than 5 followers than a white dude with over 200K following. It will make people think you are mentally insane. Like I wouldn't be shocked if he kills himself over a tweet that triggers him cause now I feel sorry for this man. But he did this to himself. (ノへ￣、)

 

[Rekkington]

Adam's gone off the deep end again.

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Randy is getting sued by a past employee for alleged abuse, has a ton of former acquaintances that despise him (see: VA for Claptrap) and leaves suspicious thumb drives on tables in restaurants and both he and Cliffy have been accused of not paying their employees.

In Adam's drug-addled mind this makes them heroes.

(Not sure if Molyneux has skeletons in his closet like the others since aside from his penchant for overpromising and never delivering I don't know anything about the guy but at least he seems intelligent enough not to be a massive Twitter sperg like the other two).

Fortunately Adam also made sure to reply to anyone who tweeted at him and you can probably guess how that went

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I don't think I've ever seen a tweet where a guy praised someone for stopping him from committing suicide and then segued into telling someone else to kill themselves before.

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For the record here, Adam has 207 thousand followers.

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Adam tells people to kill themselves then cries when they do it back.

You gotta appreciate how fucking assmad he is though. You don't see this level of meltdown very often.

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People who don't appreciate comedy tell him to stop being such a massive sperg.

It doesn't work very well.

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It's also worth pointing out that these are all quote tweets. For those not well-versed in Twatter lore, people with large amounts of followers quote tweeting people with small amounts is often considered a bad look because it's basically viewed as an invitation for their followers to dogpile the person they're arguing with. "Siccing followers" I believe is the coined phrase for it. Think of it as an autistic bat-signal or the Wicked Witch sending out her army of autistic howler monkeys to try and screech at people until they get fed up and delete their accounts.

The whole thing is autistic but it's Twitter so what do you expect.

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Adam probably just overreacted after his primary meth dealer got arrested or something.

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This guy only has 6 followers but goddamn is he making Adam mad

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This man is like 40 or something.

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This shit goes on for seemingly forever. At some point he got bored I guess so the last few hours he's just been tweeting about horror movies.

I certainly wouldn't put it past him to fly off the handle again at any moment though. It does not take very much anymore it seems.

Don't do drugs, kids!

archive of some of the tweets: http://archive.li/BdNXT

Wow I've never seen more of a furious and self-righteous version of "I'll never say anything bad about people I know personally!"

The best part is when he wants to act like papa troll and immune to their "clapbacks" when every single one is funnier than his and all he can do is go Turbo Redditor and say shit like "fucknugget" and "assclown." Wow Adam, are all these people making fun of your gay non-suicide "douche nozzles" too?

 

[Jack Awful]

Adam's gone off the deep end again.

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Randy is getting sued by a past employee for alleged abuse, has a ton of former acquaintances that despise him (see: VA for Claptrap) and leaves suspicious thumb drives on tables in restaurants and both he and Cliffy have been accused of not paying their employees.

In Adam's drug-addled mind this makes them heroes.

(Not sure if Molyneux has skeletons in his closet like the others since aside from his penchant for overpromising and never delivering I don't know anything about the guy but at least he seems intelligent enough not to be a massive Twitter sperg like the other two).

Fortunately Adam also made sure to reply to anyone who tweeted at him and you can probably guess how that went

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I don't think I've ever seen a tweet where a guy praised someone for stopping him from committing suicide and then segued into telling someone else to kill themselves before.

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For the record here, Adam has 207 thousand followers.

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Adam tells people to kill themselves then cries when they do it back.

You gotta appreciate how fucking assmad he is though. You don't see this level of meltdown very often.

View attachment 1270363
People who don't appreciate comedy tell him to stop being such a massive sperg.

It doesn't work very well.

View attachment 1270364
It's also worth pointing out that these are all quote tweets. For those not well-versed in Twatter lore, people with large amounts of followers quote tweeting people with small amounts is often considered a bad look because it's basically viewed as an invitation for their followers to dogpile the person they're arguing with. "Siccing followers" I believe is the coined phrase for it. Think of it as an autistic bat-signal or the Wicked Witch sending out her army of autistic howler monkeys to try and screech at people until they get fed up and delete their accounts.

The whole thing is autistic but it's Twitter so what do you expect.

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Adam probably just overreacted after his primary meth dealer got arrested or something.

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This guy only has 6 followers but goddamn is he making Adam mad

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This man is like 40 or something.

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This shit goes on for seemingly forever. At some point he got bored I guess so the last few hours he's just been tweeting about horror movies.

I certainly wouldn't put it past him to fly off the handle again at any moment though. It does not take very much anymore it seems.

Don't do drugs, kids!

archive of some of the tweets: http://archive.li/BdNXT

I like that he brings up "whiteness" and "toxic masculinity" for no reason, lol.

 

[RapidUnplannedDisassembly]

Hahah how long do you think he had 'officious' in his head until he finally found a context to use it?

 

[Absolutego]

Damn Adam's really fucking steamed he can't meet his coke dealer during quarantine.

 

[Rekkington]

Damn Adam's really fucking steamed he can't meet his coke dealer during quarantine.

That has to be the reason for his insults making no sense. "Why don't you go masturbate to Nancy Drew," what the fuck is that even supposed to mean in the context of someone making fun of his language? Someone says you're sounding like an angry sperg and you say they are a barista who avoids missionary sex because of colonialism? You'd rather have the President clean your filthy unwashed ass than calm down? The person making fun of you is lame because, in your words, you have no standing in the industry and zero clout? What's the shot here?

 

[Meowthkip]

make molyneux keep a promise, sesslar

Molyneux is probably the least scummy of the people he's defending, because at least with Molyneux, you get the feeling that he wants to make the stuff he promises a reality. Randy Pitchford, on the other hand... Jesus Christ, dude, did you pick one hell of a hill to die on.

And Cliffy B can eat a dick.

 

[Aquinas]

of course, but the others are low hanging fruit.
Also im mad about not being able to play fable 2

 

[Doctor Placebo]

That has to be the reason for his insults making no sense. "Why don't you go masturbate to Nancy Drew," what the fuck is that even supposed to mean in the context of someone making fun of his language? Someone says you're sounding like an angry sperg and you say they are a barista who avoids missionary sex because of colonialism? You'd rather have the President clean your filthy unwashed ass than calm down? The person making fun of you is lame because, in your words, you have no standing in the industry and zero clout? What's the shot here?

The missionary sex/colonialism comment sounds kind of like he's making fun of overzealous SJW's, which I assume isn't the case.

Has this guy ever actually had drug charges brought against him or been filmed/pictured with drugs? Because if not, it speaks volumes about his behavior that absolutely everyone immediately comes to the conclusion that he's a hardcore drug addict.