Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Rescuetoast]

I’m betting, at this point, they’re just trying to troll us.

Well at the end of the day we have $66 and they spent $66 on.. whatever this is, so I’m not sure the plan went as expected.

 

[Goldaor]

At this point maybe the enablers are buying him food to piss off Kiwis. We're close to a chimp out ourselves I think.

 

[VoidFace]

At this point maybe the enablers are buying him food to piss off Kiwis. We're close to a chimp out ourselves I think.

Exactly. They see it bugs people here so they keep doing it.

I mean, think about it: everyone always has the chance to troll and piss off Lucas. Getting under the skin of people here takes a little more nuance (or at least a more rare opportunity).

 

[Rescuetoast]

I maintain that if you’re spending your own money on literally any of this shit then you’re dumb lol

ETA: I don’t think anyone here is even actually mad besides making jokes about top hat ratings, congrats if that was your plan? you’re spending money so some people become... mildly annoyed? Do you, I guess.

 

[Narr Then]

Exactly. They see it bugs people here so they keep doing it.

I mean, think about it: everyone always has the chance to troll and piss off Lucas. Getting under the skin of people here takes a little more nuance (or at least a more rare opportunity).

I maintain that if you’re spending your own money on literally any of this shit then you’re dumb lol

Agree, whatever the reasoning, they're still spastics.

 

[mothman96]

At this point maybe the enablers are buying him food to piss off Kiwis. We're close to a chimp out ourselves I think.

Well if that's the case the jokes on them. Paying bus tickets, motel 6, feeding the creep is like setting fire to their money. Like @Rescuetoast said we still have our cash and go on with our life.

 

[neutral grandpa]

The unjustified arrogance of Lucas is always what bothers me most about him. He should be begging for any job at this point at any pay. But no minimum wage for him, he worked at McDonalds 20 years ago and that makes him special or some bullshit

 

[Da Dude123]

I maintain that if you’re spending your own money on literally any of this shit then you’re dumb lol

I gotta figure this trend will die out. People can't be that stupid to keep sending this dipshit fancy dinners, can they? And next week Lucas will be getting his yeet bux check and unless Isaac and the gang of troons hit Lucas up, which there is a very real chance they will, then Lucas should be back to where he normally is.

 

[drtoboggan]

At the end of the day, I still have my money and Puke has a small penis. So I don’t care who enables him.

 

[denysdemontfort]

I'm a bleeding heart when it comes to the homeless and wouldn't buy Lucas shit. He's smug as hell even when he's "appreciating" people.

With the tiniest google search, I can find about a million resources for homeless folks in Spokane. Employment services, housing, bus passes, food from like 10 different places to satiate his fat ass. He clearly is not mentally ill enough to be unable to seek these services. He isn't an addict. He has no excuse other than being a pathetic little shit.

I can't imagine there are people that actually feel sorry for him. If he even tried the tiniest bit he wouldn't be homeless. You gotta wonder what's wrong with the people willing to buy him things.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Feed and house a psychotic pedophile to own the kiwis!

 

[holeinthedark]

Well as what my last post says:
#22,768
I made this account YEARS ago for another thread. I didnt feel the need to comment until I got a 30 day BAN on fb so i cant correspond anything and no on im my real life knows of him

Where do you people keep coming from? There have been 4 "hey longtime lurker" posts here within the last 48 hours now.
Why is there a sudden uptick in outsider interest about Lucas Werner?

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

At this point maybe the enablers are buying him food to piss off Kiwis. We're close to a chimp out ourselves I thin

Exactly. They see it bugs people here so they keep doing it.

At the end of the day, I still have my money and Puke has a small penis. So I don’t care who enables him.

I mean it's mildly annoying when someone enables him and makes his narcissism worse but at the end of the day Lucas will always have nowhere to go but down. At the end of the day he's still throwing himself around a nasty little motel room or freezing in the streets watching helplessly as Chad flatbills swoop 12 hot zoomer baes at a time to go have orgies while he beats his dysfunctional little micro stub.

The same goes for the little group of incels that look out for him and enable him. Congratulations, you sure fuckin showed us huh? I'll think of you when I'm getting laid, not that you'd know anything about that though.

 

[Rescuetoast]

I mean it's mildly annoying when someone enables him and makes his narcissism worse but at the end of the day Lucas will always have nowhere to go but down. At the end of the day he's still throwing himself around a nasty little motel room or freezing in the streets watching helplessly as Chad flatbills swoop 12 hot zoomer baes at a time to go have orgies while he beats his dysfunctional little micro stub.

The same goes for the little group of incels that look out for him and enable him. Congratulations, you sure fuckin showed us huh? I'll think of you when I'm getting laid, not that you'd know anything about that though.

If you want a laugh make sure to check out the reviews for the Spokane motel 6s on hotels dot com. It is definitely a nasty motel room.

 

[holeinthedark]

I think its good that hes demanding expensive pizza. Maybe his enablers will see what an asshole he really is.

I just watched that video where he is demanding a good pizza! Who the hell is he to demand anything? He should be grateful that someone would send him a hot and ready pizza to talk about telomeres and how Gen Z are bigots for not dating him.

If he wants to be ungrateful, then don't give him anything. He is just gonna start reeing and mooing later. He can go bargain with a shelter to take his fat ass in and use his tardbux and food stamps that we pay for to buy himself food. If he blows it on Isaac and a bunch of troons, then that is on him! He is such a burden on society.

 

[WonderWino]

Mountain Dew-chicken & eating ramen with a pencil are totally acceptable food for Lucas Werner, but Little Caesar's $5 cheese pizza is just too disgusting and lowly.

How long do you think it'll be before lucas goes full weyoun and starts eating pizza with chopsticks pencils?

I can totally see the 'I enjoyed the different textures' line coming out of lucas's mouth as well

He can just get a Totino’s pizza with his ebt and eat it frozen.

....he should eat them frozen and covered in cough syrup like a crackhead that was in one of my college classes back in the day. fits lucas's mentality perfectly

He got Clinkerdagger...top hat me but FOR FUCKS SAKE PEOPLE!!!!!

The most disturbing part is the fact that he wanted his meat cooked medium. Whatever the hell that is it sure doesn't look medium to me. It looks pretty well done and burned. and of course he got asparagus. Thats just what he needs, to eat something that'll make his piss reek even more than it already does

and apparently he wanted prime rib but they were out of it. What I don't get is why he's talking about wagyu in the title. If he thinks thats wagyu beef he's a fucking idiot. he isn't getting that for takeout, let alone in some shitty spokane restaurant of all places

That said, i'm not impressed at all with clinkerdaggers food quality or portion size if thats any indication of what eating there is like

and of course, lucas not ironically believes the obvious troll claiming to be doing it because they're behaving christian, clearly feeding directly into nonsense that lucas himself spouts, with lucas being too stupid to realize it or the fact he's clearly being buttered up for something

Exactly. They see it bugs people here so they keep doing it.

If thats their motivation they didn't think that whole idea through very much. Enabling the insane pedo to own a forum who doesn't like the idea of enabling an insane pedo doesn't exactly make them look too bright. It also implies they themselves may have pedo sympathies whether they do or not

I think its good that hes demanding expensive pizza. Maybe his enablers will see what an asshole he really is.

If they didn't figure that out before they gave him stuff they are idiots and it won't stop them from continuing to do it

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I'm a bleeding heart when it comes to the homeless and wouldn't buy Lucas shit. He's smug as hell even when he's "appreciating" people.

With the tiniest google search, I can find about a million resources for homeless folks in Spokane. Employment services, housing, bus passes, food from like 10 different places to satiate his fat ass. He clearly is not mentally ill enough to be unable to seek these services. He isn't an addict. He has no excuse other than being a pathetic little shit.

I can't imagine there are people that actually feel sorry for him. If he even tried the tiniest bit he wouldn't be homeless. You gotta wonder what's wrong with the people willing to buy him things.

Not only that, there are many many people out there that need and would deeply appreciate getting on SSI/SSDI and have dirt cheap housing options like Lucas had. And before that, his parents paid for his housing multiple times. It's truly disgusting how entitled Lucas is with his gibsmedats. I think the few people enabling Lucas don't really understand how much he fucks up the opportunities he has without a care.

 

[boner_alert]

The thread is fucking dead, a perfect example that if he were to stop posting non stop his "haters" would lose interest.

Wait so if the forum is shut down where will we take refuge? I think a Facebook group similar to SOFALAW would be pretty good. (You can simply make a fake Facebook account if you want to stay anon) That or maybe a Discord server?

Klickitat once told me he has experience with Discord so I think he would be able to give us a confortable experience! I'm all for a Discord, unless someone comes up with a better idea?

View attachment 1767678In case the forum gets killed I made the Facebook group and set it to Secret. When it'll be killed make a fake Facebook account (or use your irl), message me on Facebook and I'll add you to it. (I can add you now too if you want.)

My Facebook is Goldaor Verder (The one with the same profile pic as my Kiwi account, not the orange one)

If the forum is kill Lucas Werner will celebrate like no tomorrow. This cannot happen!!!

Won't get the freak another motel room but I hope someone do a golden usb style interview with him in exchange!!

If someone actually do I can even post it on the channel as episode 8 if it's good enough.

At this point maybe the enablers are buying him food to piss off Kiwis. We're close to a chimp out ourselves I think.

Yeah. We sure are.

Acknowledging gaps in knowledge, as being a newfag, but I don't remember reading through these pages and seeing anyone buying him food or any motel nights. I know he shilled his bullshit Patreon and whatever the fuck. And when he was first asking for food, he never mentioned how others have supported him before Goldaor. Of course I could be wrong. But it's interesting after Goldaor buys him hundreds of dollars of fast food, suddenly a bunch of other people are popping up to buy the dipshit whatever he wants

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

That said, i'm not impressed at all with clinkerdaggers food quality or portion size if thats any indication of what eating there is like

For what I count $55 (Wagyu Sirloin $39, Teriyaki Beef $16) without drinks, tax, tip, takeout delivery, etc... that looks pathetic. Lucas demands the finest in dining, though. Not entitled.

 

[mothman96]

Hey Lucas, if I send you a meal worth $100+, will you film yourself in front of the mirror telling yourself "fuck off faggot". Not new to you. You've heard it before. You've need to do it before I send you the food.

But really, like someone is really going to be offended by the insane homeless hobo of Spokane telling them off.
Of course the top level morons are free to shit on and set fire to their earned money.