Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

If you were a fiction writer and you had a character like Lucas in your book, no one would buy it as no one would find the character believable. He is that much a caricature of a hatable person.

I've said it before, Lucas is a poorly-written strawman 1D bad guy.

He is simultaneously inept yet also somehow manages to continuously survive "until next time".

At this point, I highly doubt he’ll get another shot at housing in Spokane after the way things turned out in the fart box. I don’t think fatty knows it yet, but that was his last chance. He’s spent the better part of his adult life in and out of institutions and sleeping rough blowing opportunity after opportunity to get his life on track and his shit together. It’s just not in the cards. I just don’t think he’s going to get another opportunity in Spokane. He’ll be homeless or in jail or institutionalized or any combination thereof for the rest of his life. His best bet is to go begging to his mom. I don’t have the same cynical view about her as other farmers. I think she would help him.

He could have gone anywhere, even another city in Washington, but he ran back to Spokane.
He has no friends.
He has no job prospects.
He is banned from most housing options.
He is banned from most bars.
He has nothing except some classes he maybe did or didn't sign up for.
And his dumb ass used that bus ticket to go right back to the same old icebox where he is on the verge of overstaying his welcome.

 

[ClownBrew]

Whale oil beef hooked! Looks like the catfish could have been old Golddork..but I still can't take Evie off my list of suspects just yet.

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

Goldy does seem a bit sus but i kinda think it was Dream chaser. shes the only person i can think of mean spirited enough to try getting him into a situation where he could actually get himself killed

Fanatical Pragmatist - SOMEBODY is drawing outsider attention* to the Wern, and I doubt it was the Geek Room on their own. I put credit in the Evie hypothesis, but Goldie's behavior is still suspicious.

*not the helpful kind of outsider attention, like social services or law enforcement who could help prevent the Wern from his inevitable rape attempt, but just more watchers who want internet fame for poking the cow

Its amazing that the actual police havent done anything about him yet considering he flew to LA to meet an underage girl. I feel like sooner or later they will though because theres no way this hasnt been reported to them several times already

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Whale oil beef hooked! Looks like the catfish could have been old Golddork..but I still can't take Evie off my list of suspects just yet.

SOMEBODY is drawing outsider attention* to the Wern, and I doubt it was the Geek Room on their own. I put credit in the Evie hypothesis, but Goldie's behavior is still suspicious.

*not the helpful kind of outsider attention, like social services or law enforcement who could help prevent the Wern from his inevitable rape attempt, but just more watchers who want internet fame for poking the cow

 

[WonderWino]

https://virtualwern.com/

I'll be fine if I can drink my Starbucks without ANY OF YOU calling me a creep

Well, that quote certainly aged well

His mother had some real interesting things to say as well

He was perfect. He was the most beautiful thing I ever laid my eyes on.

The first, last and only time a woman has ever said that about lucas

When the doctor layed him on my chest I knew that the stars were aligned, there was a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow and that this child would never, ever, want for anything

That sure didn't last

Lucas was one of those babies that you read about. He only cried when he was hungry or wet, if he wasn't sleeping he was smiling

If only that trait had stuck with him

When Lucas was 10 months old he got a rash on his body. It was the strangest looking thing you can imagine. I called the doctor and was told to bring him in. Before I could get him there the rash exploded. When the dark purple "rings" touched each other they dissipated, but it quickly went into looking like someone had thrown hot oatmeal all over his body. I got him to the doctors office in record time. He was looked at and immediately was told he needed to either be airlifted to Childrens Hospital in Seattle or we could make the drive and get him there as quickly as we could. We chose to drive him. When we arrived he was met with a team of doctors that quickly put him in intensive/isolation care. Long story short, he was there a week and no conclusion ever came about. We took him home and tried to get back to the business of raising our son.

Shortly thereafter, Lucas started to run high fevers. When I say high, I mean...107, 109, 110. We made many trips to the ER and the doctors were always amazed that he did not ever go into convulsions. We spent hours trying to cool him down in ice baths. They poked and prodded and did spinal taps on his tiny body. He endured all of this and managed to smile now and then. I look back and wonder...did this cause the mental illness?

and here we see how myrna, just like lucas, lies through her teeth to cover up the fact he was born a sped. She is describing a situation that is physically impossible under any circumstances. Yeah, sure lady, your kid had a fever of 110 degrees, multiple times and for 2 hours at a time. Uh huh. It totally isn't you trying to make excuses for why he's a sped and a pedo and deflect from the fact that you yourself passed on your mental problems to him

Lucas was an extremely shy little boy and did not make friends in school easily. He would become paralyzed with fear if he was asked to a birthday party or to participate in a group setting...We took him to counselors to try and learn how to help him help himself. I carried a great deal of guilt and often asked myself "what am I doing wrong?"..I knew I loved him and would lay down my life for him, but was I a good parent? I think some of my insecurities lead to Lucas' insecuraties and to this day, I carry that guilt.

Invited to birthday parties? Participating in groups? This contradicts your previous claims of him never being invited to anyones birthday party and being fucked up as a result. Nobody wanted anything to do with him

I remember when Lucas was in first grade. His teacher was smitten with those that lived on "the hill" and did her best to ignore those of us that lived somewhere else. At his first conference she said Lucas was in no way Mr. Popular and the other kids didn't really like him. I was crushed. I wanted to scoop my son up and run and never look back.

I'll bet money the teacher wasn't 'smitten' with anyone and just had enough of your bullshit, getting to the point of just ignoring you as much as possible because of it. As plenty of teachers do when parents become irate idiots over shit their kids do in class

When he was in 4th grade he LOVED a little girl to the moon and back. He was going to marry her and live happily ever after. This same little girl had a birthday party and handed out invitations for her birthday party to EVERYONE IN THE CLASS EXCEPT LUCAS. I was equally livid and heartbroken for my beautiful son. I called and asked the teacher why she would ever allow that to happen and she said (claimed) she had no idea that it happened. I can not tell you the hurt Lucas felt, along with the embarressment. Taking him for an ice cream cone and a trip to the park didn't even help. Some (many) of the parents of his classmates said if they knew that she had done that, their children would not have been allowed to go to the party.

That contradicts your claims of lucas being invited to other kids parties. This doesn't happen unless there is a long history of him doing shit that leads other kids to not want to associate with him. This also heavily implies that the parents of the other kids knew lucas was a sped as well and said they wouldn't have allowed their kids to go if they knew about the situation cause it looks bad to snub a sped like that

When Lucas was in 6th grade his Dad and Stepmom told him he could have a Halloween Party at their house and he could invite as many kids as he wanted.. He invited EVERYONE in his class, and was so excited. After the invites were out, the same little girl mentioned above, decided SHE was going to have a Halloween Party. Most of the class went to her party and only 3 buddies came to Lucas' party. His Dad and Stepmom made it fun and exciting for the 4 of them, but you can't tell me things like this don't scar a person's soul.

Further reinforcing the fact nobody invited him to shit. and if something like this 'scars your soul' there is something seriously wrong with you. Its an elementary school halloween party ffs

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Lucas admits to being a 'libertarian socialist'

Corporations and the government should be run like a co-op

Lucas proves he has no idea what a co-op is or how it is run, nor how a corporation works

a few choice bits of insanity:

Theft and property in use destruction would still be illegal, including pollution. Murder and violence illegal unless all involved signed a digital waver.

War illegal, unless from a threat off world or from a federation of planets type of thing, or an illegal uprising.

Drugs and sex under 18 illegal, unless for medical reasons approved by a doctor.

How does one get a prescription to fuck an under 18 year old lucas? What medical purpose could that possibly have?

Rape also illegal, unless someone signed a waver allowing themselves to be hunted for sexual purposes

Do I even need to ask why lucas would be thinking about such things? I hope that doesn't tie into his weird elk hunting fantasy in some horrifying way - 'marry me and you'll hunt the elk! deny me and i'll hunt you like an elk!'

Harassment illegal, unless under signed consent

In other words lucas doesn't understand what harassment actually is. If you gave consent it would by definition not be harassment

Anyone, given technology, would be allowed to leave the planet, galaxy or universe at any time in lieu of detainment as long as that technology was fully understood, able to be replicated and tamed by the current understanding of science. Everyone would have a smartphone connected to the internet to remain within 20 feet of the individual for whom the device was assigned. Each individual would be required to use the device for at least 1 logged hour a day. It would be perfectly legal to opt out of owning a device or to opt back in at any time. If an hour had not been logged per day, that individual would be located by a DNA scan and peaceably confronted for safety purposes and asked to log an hour given a heart rate scan for consciousness to make sure the individual had been alive and awake for at least 1 hour. If the heart rate had stopped, the individual would be located and taken to the morgue. If 12 consecutive hours of sleep in a row was detected, medical would arrive to make sure the individual was well. If not, the individual would be be given care in a hospital until healthy enough to continue. The smart device would turn on with a consecutive reading of a fingerprint, DNA scan, retinal scan, heart rate scan, adrenaline level, cortisol level and oxytocin level and a quick vocal lie detector test if the adrenaline level was above nominal to be registered as fear, depression or anger rather than lust with increased oxytocin to make sure the smart device was not opened by coercion from others.

'If you don't like it leave the planet! We'll scan your DNA and heart rate to make sure you use your phone for an hour each day!'

 

[NattyDaddy]

Goldy does seem a bit sus but i kinda think it was Dream chaser. shes the only person i can think of mean spirited enough to try getting him into a situation where he could actually get himself killed

Either goldboy realized he was over his head and bailed or he was part of the catfishing.

Lucas has about the same chance of getting himself killed in any city.

 

[Wernology]

I had to get the last Golden USB podcast to reupload, because it's great to listen to Lucas have an over an hour long constant screaming meltdown.

"Don't give into those people who try to get you on podcasts, they're just trying to use you" is yet another instance of someone giving Lucas good advice and him ignoring it entirely.

Sounds like he was already a creeper even then and she didn't want his creepy ass around.

I'm still convinced he's autistic, which I'm admittedly basing on what I was like as an actually diagnosed by professionals autistic kid.

I never understood why other kids thought I was weird and didn't want to be around me, because I definitely wanted to be friends with everyone but, looking back as an equally autistic adult, only now with years of CBT and, oddly enough, medication (dealing with the ADD, anxiety, and depression cuts way back on the 'coming off as a weird pod person' vibes, shockingly enough) that let me appear relatively normal unless you're spending massive amounts of time around me and I run out of Normal Person Things to use in the conversation, I was a creepy kid.

I'd stare, rarely blinking, at people while they were talking, if they were doing something interesting, or just because I'd spaced out.
I had very weird interests that weren't normal for a little kid; they weren't abnormal overall, they were just things more commonly associated with adults, like being super into obscure areas of science, focusing on certain historical periods, sounding like a fucking wikipedia article on any given topic because chances are I'd devoured books on it (pre-internet days whee!), and absolutely would infodump on anyone who asked me even the simplest question.

And I was bad at reading social cues, I couldn't tell when someone else was uncomfortable or bored or wanted to get away from me so I'd just...keep talking at them, and it definitely made other kids think that I was weird/creepy/that something was wrong with me.

I'd pay Lucas $50 to make an "insult comic" video at me if there was verifiable proof that he wasn't a weird fucking autistic kid because what his mom describes on that blog post and how Lucas acts now is just like a weird fucking autistic kid.

Difference is MY parents realized something was more than a little off about me and did their own researching and studying along with working with professionals to try and help me out the best that I could be helped out and I ended up being able to mostly tell when something I was doing was what other people would consider weird. They never made me feel bad about the way I was or like there was something wrong with me, it was more, "everyone's normal is different, but it's also not up to everyone else to accommodate you, and you need to learn how to accommodate others' needs as well" along with, "Some people just won't like you no matter what you do, don't waste your time trying to change their minds."

His mom just coddled the shit out of him and probably told him he was perfect, nothing was wrong with him, and it was everyone else who was the problem. That shows in his adult behavior: He thinks he's perfect, nothing is wrong with him, and it's everyone else who is the problem.

 

[AnOminous]

That contradicts your claims of lucas being invited to other kids parties. This doesn't happen unless there is a long history of him doing shit that leads other kids to not want to associate with him. This also heavily implies that the parents of the other kids knew lucas was a sped as well and said they wouldn't have allowed their kids to go if they knew about the situation cause it looks bad to snub a sped like that

Sounds like he was already a creeper even then and she didn't want his creepy ass around.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Lucas C. Werner, Founder- The Localist Party

Finally, a fitting political rival for the Liberalist movement!

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

I don't know about the facebook stuff but his youtube account is still the same as it was yesterday as far as I can tell



I can see how that went

and lucas is not happy today and doesn't like people calling him the bigot that he is

'The DNA is going to be stronger from her juicier eggs' - lucas werner

and now he claims he didn't eat all the food that was given with him cause he 'couldn't take it with him'

I like how he always brags about giving food to the homeless.

That's not hard for you, Lucas. Just turn to the passed out junkie lying next to you and place it in his lap.

 

[BrightGold]

Well that's suspect as fuck.. Started to get called out for potentially being the catfish and peaced the fuck out
@Goldaor Where you at cheif

Not to drag Sophie into this too deeply, because Goldaor's actions are not her own, obviously, but her FB profile is still up as Heipos Verder, so it looks like it was only him that deleted/hid his accounts/content.

 

[WonderWino]

I found this

Its a surprisingly good way to fuck with lucas with the way he went about it

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

I like how he always brags about giving food to the homeless.

That's not hard for you, Lucas. Just turn to the passed out junkie lying next to you and place it in his lap.

Him giving food to the homeless is just how he phrases the fact that hes bottom bitch on the hobo heirarchy

 

[Particle Bored]

I don't know about the facebook stuff but his youtube account is still the same as it was yesterday as far as I can tell



I can see how that went

and lucas is not happy today and doesn't like people calling him the bigot that he is

'The DNA is going to be stronger from her juicier eggs' - lucas werner

and now he claims he didn't eat all the food that was given with him cause he 'couldn't take it with him'

"Some people dont have money to date ... I live in a homeless shelter [you sure about that?] ... I know people that live in homeless shelters that are in relationships ... so if you dont date me its obviously classicism."

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

I found this

Its a surprisingly good way to fuck with lucas with the way he went about it

HOLY FUCKING SHIT I LAUGHED WAY TOO HARD AT THIS

He makes Wernfood actually look appetizing, what a fucking legend!

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

I like how he always brags about giving food to the homeless.

That's not hard for you, Lucas. Just turn to the passed out junkie lying next to you and place it in his lap.

Not that I believe that he didn't it all of it.

This man used to be 400 pounds. His stomach can take it.

He's a fucking liar.

 

[Wernology]

Nothing screams, "I'M SUCCESSFUL!" like filming in a public bathroom at 6:40 in the evening.

I'm going to be a responsible adult and get to bed before midnight and I'm sure our favorite hobo princess will put more shit out tonight so I may wait until tomorrow evening to compile what will likely be more smug idiocy that'll be churned out between me going to bed and tomorrow evening.

I think what I enjoy most about this chapter is that he still clearly doesn't know how to plan ahead; he keeps getting more food than he can eat then gives other hobos the scraps, thinking that makes him look good, and you know damn well that $50 is already burning a hole in his pocket.

Tubby has a payee for a reason: He can't manage money without an actual adult involved. Every time he has money, whether it's the scraps of his own SSDI that he gets or money some moron gave him because they're under the impression he's not cut a government check on the regular, he blows it all within 3-5 days then panics.

He also keeps talking about how little effort he puts into it, which is totally going to make more people want to pay him $50. I wonder if he realizes that people can stop payments or request refunds either just because they were dicking with him to begin with or if they aren't satisfied with his "work".

 

[Pump Meat]

I know I am fairly new to this cow but why does he think it's everybody's job to "hook him up" with a "honey"? Has shit changed in the dating world? Last I checked, I had to find my own. Claiming that "gen z" is hiding all the honeys makes zero since BUT if they are hiding them from this fucking retard, they ought to win some kind of an award.

I thought these questions merited a response, we are fast approaching 1200 pages and I can certainly sympathize with someone looking for a current rundown on our boy.

What exactly Lucas Werner is we don’t have a name for outside the metaphorical implication of “Cow” that we like to employ here at the farms in addition to the more immediate sense of Lucas’ obesity, his lethal diet, and atrocious eating habits that will make you ill. Frankly he is an amalgamation of so many different vices, flaws, and characteristics, that an entire field Wernology has sprung up around him across multiple platforms and communities. The scholarship of Wernology is broadly divided into two related and dependent subfields. The first subfield is devoted to the observation of Lucas in the wild, faithfully describing his words, appearances, and actions, and ultimately archiving and curating Lucas material for broader consumption. The second subfield is largely dedicated to more speculative work, developing theories of mind that can accurately predict Lucas’ erratic behavior and explain the many inexplicable things he does just interfacing with the world around him.

Spoiler: Anatomy of Tardation

Everyone agrees that Lucas is a profoundly disturbed individual, but the nature of that disturbance is up for debate and unless health records or some high quality deep insider information is somehow leaked to us, there doesn’t appear to be any resolution. Mental illness is another given and the two most popular diagnoses are Bipolar Disorder and Schizophrenia; Lucas claims to receive disability from the Social Security Administration for Bipolar and has mentioned that he was suspected of having Schizophrenia in the past, but denies having it. It is common for people suffering from Bipolar Disorder to initially be suspected of having Schizophrenia because a manic person often presents as being in a psychosis in ways that look very much like untreated Schizophrenia. In any case, both conditions can be quite debilitating and can easily qualify for formal disability benefits.

Everyone agrees that Lucas has a disordered personality and there seems to be a general agreement that Narcissistic Personality Disorder is in play, but cases could be made for Borderline Personality Disorder, if not outright Psychopathy. Just in case I should mention that personality disorders are distinct from mental disorders, the latter of which is easily linked to certain physical brain states that are temporary and can be controlled with pharmaceutical and non-pharmaceutical interventions. Having a disordered personality is much harder to treat because unlike being closely linked to discrete brain chemistry, your personality is more fundamental to your character and identity than your emotions or cognition. Getting labeled as someone with a disordered personality can actually be a huge setback for a person, because their behavior is notoriously difficult to treat and they are absolutely the worst kind of people to be around and care for.

Labels aside the most important aspect of Lucas having a disordered personality is his incredible shallowness. There isn’t much going on behind those eyeballs and fat face, just absolute poverty in terms of personality and character. Lucas doesn’t have a sense of his own humanity, just his base desires that totally fuel his behavior in a mechanical fashion. Lucas baffles people when he starts talking about other people’s behavior and their motivations simply because he doesn’t understand any other kind of person other than himself. He can’t put himself in another person’s shoes or imagine someone feeling emotions or having thoughts he doesn’t have. Genuine empathy and sympathy are things that are mysterious to Lucas and he only knows them in simplistic and abstract terms which he tries to act out in absurd ways. For example, there was a period where Lucas wanted to demonstrate that he was a “generous” person and so when binge eating Taco Bell he’d buy extra and then find a public place to leave the food with a note indicating it was free to anyone who wanted it. To most people this is absolutely stupid, only people on the brink of utter starvation are going to interested in eating cold fast food left out in public by God knows who, but to Lucas this was simply the milk of human kindness and rock solid evidence for his insistence that he is a caring individual.

Finally there is speculation that the strange and repugnant behavior that Lucas displays could also have other contributing factors such as Lucas being somewhere on the spectrum of autism. Others, like me, think that Lucas has a mild to nearly moderate intellectual disability. Lucas was once offered a test for autism but refused and has expressed little interest in exploring that. Lucas and members of his family have described Lucas’ life as a student, where he struggled academically and socially.

Spoiler: Lucas Werner and Elliot Rodger: Same Incel Pathology?

Lucas is very celibate and this is indeed involuntary, but does he belong to that infamous community? He certainly shares characteristics with the usual talking points from incels, but the substance and verbiage of Lucas makes him distinct. Like every incel who actively posts somewhere online, Lucas is a seething mass of sexual frustration and unrealized dreams of romantic love. Yet Lucas lacks any sort of display of self loathing, he doesn’t dwell at all on his physical appearance, and doesn’t blame the genetic lottery for his current condition. Lucas also doesn’t break society down into terms like “Alpha” and “Beta” males, doesn’t use the “Chad” and “Stacy” terminology, and seems more or less oblivious to imageboard culture where contemporary incels originated.

Yet Lucas does share some important characteristics with modern Inceldom. Smoldering rage in response to a non-existant or lackluster love life is probably the biggest. Lucas isn’t a virgin and did actually have an exclusive and voluntary relationship with an adult woman who happened to be older than him, but the relationship ended messily with Lucas getting slammed with a Domestic Violence conviction. Lucas has a certain comfort with violence and it can play a role when he fantasizes about sexual conquests or gaining revenge against those who have done him wrong.
Not to put too fine a point on it, but Lucas is fucking retarded and is as dumb as he is fat. That said Lucas does possess a strong baseline for cunning behavior and he shows restraint when in the presence of adult men or other people with authority. Lucas will frequent places teenage females can be found and observe them from afar, yet the longer he lingers around young flesh the greater the chance he’ll attempt some kind of behavior that pushes social boundaries. Lucas has been banned from coffee shops, bars, parks, and even homeless shelters because of his behavior.

Misogyny plays a large role in Lucas’ antics, though he’ll claim the title of feminist. Lucas primarily speaks of women as sexual chattel with no meaningful agency, but unlike many incels Lucas hesitates often to lay the blame on women themselves for not succumbing to his sexual desires and instead tries to lay the blame at the feet of various other groups such as jealous young men, Republicans, Christians, other men of his generation or older “stealing” his “research” and using it to great effect. Other times he likes to blame social maladies such as general bigotry, classism, or agephobia, for creating an environment where women are encouraged to ignore him.

The important thing to realize here is that Lucas generally thinks that if young women were left to their own devices they would find Lucas not only attractive, but also witty and charming. Lucas cannot meaningfully conceive of a young woman who wouldn’t find him attractive at all and that if nature was somehow in control then he’d be breeding nubile teens for the rest of his days.

Much like Elliot Rodger Lucas Werner has the capacity for violence, consistently engages in escalating unacceptable behavior (Elliot started down his path of murder-suicide by throwing coffee and young couples in public places). Both men also share an overwhelming tendency for delusions of grandeur; Lucas loves to speculate that he is descended from royalty, that he will one day be wealthy due to inheritance, and that he belongs to some kind of elite class of enlightened human beings that are destined to shape the world. Elliot had similar views about himself though he was a bit more modest.

So to answer the question: Lucas is a sexual predator who represents a danger to women and he shares many characteristics with the most dangerous and unstable of infamous Incels, he doesn’t share in or otherwise participate in broader incel culture. He would reject any such comparison and would consider incels to be trumpanzee losers not worthy of his time.

Spoiler: Of Euphoria and Wokeness

As you have learned Lucas is both an incredibly shallow person and also painfully stupid. Lucas has a primal drive to seek the company of other people and to somehow relate to them, but he is forever stuck trying to relate to an alien culture he doesn’t understand because his own humanity is nearly non-existent.Thusly Lucas seeks out communities frequented by young women and then tries to join those communities to gain sexual access to teenagers. The result is that Lucas will adopt customs and mannerisms as a gateway to social interaction and once obtained will then try to crudely manipulate a female into a position where sex is expected or perceived as being “owed” to him. This often takes the form of bartering food, drugs, shelter, etc for sexual favors or by his own admission, he’ll try to blackmail or exhort sex from people if he thinks he has actionable knowledge on criminal behavior. Lucas actually lost a coveted subsidized housing situation by threatening drug addicts with exposure unless women were obtained for him.

Like so much Matthew Mcconaughey in ‘Dazed and Confused’ Lucas continues to get older while his victim population stays the same age. Back when Millennials were the “18-24” age group, Lucas was doing his shtick in the Skeptic and Atheist community back during the earliest decades of the 21st century. I was active in that community and this is when he came on to my radar, because he had a growing reputation for the kind of batshit behavior that earned him this thread. During this period Lucas picked up the habit of venerating the scientific method and claiming intellectual allegiance to always and only following “evidence”. It was here I think that Lucas really came into his intellectual pretensions and the delusion that he is highly intelligent.

However as skepticism and atheism passed as a cultural blip and Millennials aged out of the 18-24 bracket, replaced by Generation Z. Lucas then drifted into social justice activist culture (as did many other male sex pests catalogued in this august forum) and adorned himself with the trappings of young radicals. Here Lucas picked up his moral pretensions and adopted the accusatory language of “intersectionality” which ultimately gave him the gift of “age phobia” and “classism” which is now part of his daily vocabulary.

To be sure the disciplines of philosophy, science, and economics are entirely unknown to him. They are merely repositories for buzzwords that he can liberally borrow from to pass as an actual human being in our world. Lucas uses lexical cues like “Black Lives Matter” the same way a fly fisherman uses brightly colored metals in his lures to attract fish, to get young women to interact with him in the hopes of getting them on the hook for sex. Lucas doesn’t care about anyone else or anything else, just fulfilling his desires.

In the final analysis Lucas wants teenage flesh, he constantly references the 18-24 age range only as a learned behavior. He has expressed worrying sexual interest in children as young as 12 and college freshmen seem to be the upper boundary of what he deems acceptable. He feels that young women the world over would be surrendering their mind, body, and souls to him were it not for a greedy society goading them into agephobia and classism. He consistently engages in gross and calculated manipulation to obtain what he wants from people and will not hesitate to do this to young women if given the chance. He is dysfunctional on every level of human consciousness and unconsciousness and cannot get along with anyone for long unless they are strictly enabling him.

He wants you @CrazyAsHell to find a female teenager and give him her contact information because as he sees it, it is already a foregone conclusion that she'll fuck his brains out and mother his children, why wouldn't she? Lucas is a great person to be around! You, as do the rest of us, bear the collective responsibility of undoing the evils of agephobia and classism by offering up the fertile wombs of young women. Research into telemores and scientific study vaginal intercourse between 50 year old men and 16 year old children will unlock the secrets of healthier babies, rises in aggregate IQ scores in the general population, the need for corrective lenses dissipating, and finally give rise of the Homo-superior over the Homo-sapiens!

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Nothing screams, "I'M SUCCESSFUL!" like filming in a public bathroom at 6:40 in the evening.

I'm going to be a responsible adult and get to bed before midnight and I'm sure our favorite hobo princess will put more shit out tonight so I may wait until tomorrow evening to compile what will likely be more smug idiocy that'll be churned out between me going to bed and tomorrow evening.

I think what I enjoy most about this chapter is that he still clearly doesn't know how to plan ahead; he keeps getting more food than he can eat then gives other hobos the scraps, thinking that makes him look good, and you know damn well that $50 is already burning a hole in his pocket.

Tubby has a payee for a reason: He can't manage money without an actual adult involved. Every time he has money, whether it's the scraps of his own SSDI that he gets or money some moron gave him because they're under the impression he's not cut a government check on the regular, he blows it all within 3-5 days then panics.

He also keeps talking about how little effort he puts into it, which is totally going to make more people want to pay him $50. I wonder if he realizes that people can stop payments or request refunds either just because they were dicking with him to begin with or if they aren't satisfied with his "work".

His obsession with food is on another level.

I think the only thing saving him from being a candidate for My 600 Pound Life, is that he's too poor to constantly eat, and that he has to walk everywhere. He also has no enabler who's by his side 24/7 to keep bringing him food.

I can easily imagine another timeline where Lucas never left home, and his mom fattened him up to being super super obese.

 

[mero]

Welcome to the lore , it is deep and rich.

That motherfucking seeping boil is going to go dark because he thinks he should be paid for his content? How long is this mess going to last?

My bet's on "about as long as every other flounce has lasted" - boy can't live without the views!

His Facebook and YouTube are deactivated/privated respectively as of this morning, wonder what he got so scared for.

With any luck he's turned his PC off and cracked a window.

I found this

Its a surprisingly good way to fuck with lucas with the way he went about it

Pure fucking gold.

As a side note based on the insane bollocks WonderWino quoted from Saint Luke of the Hobos: I'm someone who likes to drink and to sleep through the next day. If his squad of medics started waking me up bang on twelve hours every Saturday I'd come for him with a chainsaw. Little bastard. Can't even start on his insane plan to force everyone to sit on their phones for an hour "to make sure they're still alive"