Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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SnusBurns said:
Josh made a pizza, but when he went to upload the cell phone video to his computer. He was unable to. So he went into a verbal rage and apparently got another knock by the neighbor. To which he made an apology video and at the same time threatened jail if anyone hit him, as he is autistic. He also deleted the video soon after.
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I have not seen this, thanks. I still stand by the "no ordering food to his neighbours apartment" but it does seem like he is doing a good enough job pissing his neighbours off himself. Does video of the actual confrontation exist besides the two seconds from the lenin lime video?
 
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JeNeComprendsPas420 said:
I have not seen this, thanks. I still stand by the "no ordering food to his neighbours apartment" but it does seem like he is doing a good enough job pissing his neighbours off himself. Does video of the actual confrontation exist besides the two seconds from the lenin lime video?
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No actual confrontation is recorded on video that go around. Just the aftermath where he yells an apology. Whatever happened, happened off camera.

As for that 2 second clip, it's in reference to the food delivery confrontation.
 
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SnusBurns said:
No actual confrontation is recorded on video that go around. Just the aftermath where he yells an apology. Whatever happened, happened off camera.

As for that 2 second clip, it's in reference to the food delivery confrontation.
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So people have no real idea if he is getting shit from his neighbours unrelated to food deliveries aside from speculation.
 
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JeNeComprendsPas420 said:
So people have no real idea if he is getting shit from his neighbours unrelated to food deliveries aside from speculation.
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In the "I'm sorry" video he explained how he flipped out over his phone not uploading to the computer and Josh losing his temper. Which led to Josh explaining how he had to deal with his neighbor again. We have no video proof of it happening besides Josh drunk screaming what happened 5 times in a row, so I tend to believe it.
 
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JeNeComprendsPas420 said:
So people have no real idea if he is getting shit from his neighbours unrelated to food deliveries aside from speculation.
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What @SnusBurns said and the fact that now he's (M'Lord) ON the radar of the complex/neighbors.
There's way more attention on his "CobraZone™" and he doesn't like that.
Josh is VERY unaware of his immediate surroundings due to his disabilities. Theory of mind, volume, vision, all affected by genetics and further reduced via habits (spice, root beer floats and poots)

Josh thinks about the danger for a moment then moves on. There are 5 stages to this:

Stage 1. The Confrontation. This is where Josh has been given the what-for by a reasonable competent adult/authority figure. Example: Term'd Lease, Dad Debit Card, Cranky Neighbors
Stage 2. The Clarity. This is where Josh explains how he understands why what he did was not necessarily wrong but how it may be perceived as such. Example: painting wands, overdrafts
Stage 3. The Justification. This is a [typically drunk] rant on how he's just doing HIM, doing his BEST and if THAT's SO WRONG [You]|[Face]|[Stream]-toobz, then he doesn't wanna be right
Stage 4. The What-If. This is not always present in the cycle, but it's typical where he exaggerates what happened during Stage 1 and how he very toughly/bad-assly would have handled it
Stage 5. The Blow-Off. This comes in a couple forms, typically either him the next day mentioning/repeating shut due to autism and being nonchalant about it, almost dismissive and/or someone in a comment/text/live-chat brings back up what should be a fresh/important subject on a typical person' s mind and he kind of shrugs it off, calmly repeating some talking points from Stage 3.
 
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Some of his streams from yesterday, I'm missing one of the Chillin streams and the video responce stream:

Start:
It’s 2am and he’s finishing off his root beers. Mentions his stream inexplicably cut last time. Stimulus checks coming in nicely toobs.
2:20:
Troll rant/ anti-rape.
4:00:
Talking about Jessica Yuler (Jonathan Yaniv) giving trans people a bad name. Compares Yaniv to the vegan teacher.
6:30:
Will no longer be broadcasting on Chaturbate. Back to talking about trans people.
8:13:
Making an anti-rape shirt for his Teespring. Checks to see I there are special colours for anti-rape.
16:00:
Talks about girls he watches on Chaturbate while he makes his anti-rape shirt.
17:50:
Women can be predators too, double standards gender relations.
20:00:
Face right up to the screen to make his t-shirt.
23:05:
Doesn’t work when he tries to publish it on Teespring. Kobes is trying very hard not to lose his temper. Tries again.
28:40:
His new shirt tells you, you like cannabis and hate rape. Double checks to make sure he spelled ‘anti’ correct.
31:49:
Tries to post it again bit it doesn’t work.
33:00:
Reading texts. Thinks Teespring won’t let him post his new shirt because it has the ‘r’ word on it. Owning the trolls by blocking and ignoring their texts.
34:55:
Changes the images to see if he can post it then.
38:30:
Decides to call it a ‘cool shirt’ instead to see if he will be able to post it and it works. His new shirt shows you support cannabis and are against rape.
40:50:
Blocking troll texts. Shills his new shirt. Forrest Gump impression.
42:43:
He’s not harming anyone by watching Chaturbate . When he smokes cannabis it tells him to hate rap e. Goes off about Teespring not letting him post his shirt the first time and back to complaining about people telling Homedad Clint that he’s been watching Chaturbate. Troll rant.
47:33:
Reading texts. His dry spell is 3 years not 5. Blocking and deleting troll texts. Troll rant.


Says he occasionally broadcasts on Chaturbate and it’s for adult people only and completely separate from his YouTube. Says after 3 years of a dry spell you have to get creative with your masturbation. Judge away! Can’t control who steals his Chaturbate content. When he’s depressed that he can’t find an of age girlfriend he watches women on Chaturbate. Don’t worry about it, it’s for adult audiences only.

Start:
Talking about being surprised to get a McDonald’s delivery during his last stream. Says he’s not too high and he didn’t order the McDonalds.
2:00:
Reads out the receipt to see what he got. No straw for his coke.
2:38:
Yukbang. Keeps repeating that he didn’t get a straw.
6:44:
McDonald’s #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement no straw though. Eats burger like an apple.
9:02:
Asks people to stop sending him food.
10:00:
He’s got the grease sweats YouTube.
10:40:
He really appreciates the burger even though he didn’t ask for it. Recaps what he did for the last 10 minutes. No straw. #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement
12:50:
Can barely talk now. Says he had a fan buy him root beer and a fan buy him McDonalds. Says don’t buy him stuff. Finishes off his root beer.
14:38:
Recaps getting the surprise McDonalds. Says he thinks he’s starting to hate fast food as he gets older. Recaps the order. Says he’s disgusted by fast food but that tasted delicious.
17:30:
Not complaining. Don’t send him food.
19:00:
Talking about how much he doesn’t like fast food and how he doesn’t want to get fat. He ate the McDonalds to be polite. Don’t send him food. No straw for his coke. Says he doesn’t eat fast food as much as he used too. The McDonalds was very tasty though.
22:00:
Fast food bad.
23:35:
Talking about how bad he feels after eating the McDonalds. No straw for his drink.
25:33:
Guitar shredding & singing
35:00:
Plays back what he just recorded. Not happy with the lyrics.

Start:
Mumbling to himself, gets up and walks off.
1:00:
Returns mumbling fuck rapists and says that he had a good jerk off session on Chaturbate. Talks about why it’s okay for him to be on Chaturbate.
3:20:
Playing guitar.
4:00:
Stops to say that he stopped his last stream to go onto Chaturbate to have a wank session. Goes on a whole rant about this and keeps mumbling under his breath.
6:00:
Sometimes when you drink a lot of alcohol and eat a we ed brownie you find the truth and the truth is that he hates rapists.
7:55:
Troll rant.
9:27:
The cbd and root beers tell him that he hates rapists. He can jack o ff to hot of age chicks on Chaturbate the rest of his life, he doesn’t care.
11:00:
Singing and playing guitar.
16:10:
Mumbling about trolls and rapists again. Mumbling and twitching under his breath and shaking while listening to his recording.
 
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Here's his first Chillin stream from yesterday
Start:
Having root beer floats to toast Stimulus checks and legal weed coming in nicely toobs. Has 6 songs ready for his album and has 2 more songs to go. Songs are called live and hate and fuck rape.
3:00:
Fan bought him root beers earlier. Bought some more tactical soap. Going to buy more tactical soap with his Stimulus checks so he can stock up. He had ice cream in his freezer already for the floats.
5:20:
Talks about how he likes to drink at the casino. Free mountain dew for paying customers TWU.
6:56:
Finishes his dessert drink.
8:13:
Thinking about making a shirt that says fuck rape. There are ways of dealing with your sexual frustration that doesn't involve rape.
10:00:
Makes a big ordeal out of putting his charger in his phone. Piss break.
12:30:
Returns and fucks off again into the kitchen
14:22:
Returns with the ingredients for his dessert drink. Makes a not your fathers root beer float. Does this all silently except for some stress sighs and a burp.
18:00:
He only needs 2 root beer floats. Doesn't want to get too drunk on stream. He's got cum stains or something all over his pants. Talks about his sushi pizza and the root beer floats. Nearly finished his album. He's living life right now.
22:00:
Wants to make a shirt that says they copyright striked the cobra. Goes off about what a talented singer he is.
24:16:
Vocal covers. Sabaton metal machine. Gives up mid song to rant about his dry spell, his trolls and rape. Of age companionship.
32:28:
The cbd cannabis tells him that he hates rape. Rant about troll texts.
34:10:
Mumbles something under his breath about something being illegal.
35:00:
Kobes hates rape and is trying to improve gender relations. Finishes off his second dessert drink and whispers fuck the trolls. He keeps whispering things. His trolls are pissed off he can connect with women without sex.
38:48:
Whispering about rape. Does a weird dog shake and rattles his collar. Ends the stream by saying he's going to rub one out to some hot chicks on Chaturbate.

The whispering thing is really unsettling but he was also super high yesterday so maybe that was why he kept doing it. It's possible he was so high he couldn't figure out if he was shouting or not so kept whispering to adjust. Might account for the weird dog shake thing he did in this stream too. Weed brownies are very strong.
 
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Here's the remaining stream from yesterday:

Start:
Doing a video response to his fun size felicia unboxing video from the kingcobrajfs archive because a fan sent him $50 to do it. Its the peach schnapps video though. Fuck depression, fuck the trolls.
3:34:
Piss break
4:13:
Appreciates fans buying him alcohol. Fuck rapists. Going to make a fuck rapists tshirt for his Teespring. People are obsessed with him so they save and reupload his deleted videos.
6:00:
Cobraception reaction experience
8:15:
Shills his PayPal so people can pay him to react to videos.
9:20:
Kobes agrees with his younger self. Talks about when him and homedad cleaned the old apartment. Mumbles something under his breath.
10:49:
Troll rant plus satanism.
12:44:
Goes on about trolls pretending to be of age girl. Says spooky girl is a true and honest of age woman. He wishes he still had his hair like 2013 kobes. Talks about all the things he would do if he won the lottery. Mentions his secret toy idea that he won't disclose because someone will steal his idea. Mentions when he got kicked out of his apartment after having eye surgery. Trolls. Homeless prisoner. Whispers to himself again.
17:00:
Back to the video. Dudes who catfish dudes for dick pics are secret gays. Talks about how he hates rapists again and he's not going to discuss it.
20:00:
His romantic scenario with bath and massage etc.
21:56:
Sneezes and snots in his moustache. Back to the video for 2 seconds then goes off about how lots of of age women want to have sex with him.
24:00:
Reads a fan text. Piss break.
26:05:
Returns. Mumbling. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Rant about trolls and rape. Every hot of age chick on chaturbate had to submit I'd to verify they are hot of age chicks.
29:10:
Talks about when him and Stephanie broke up. Rant about kids.
30:50:
His bills come first. His fans bought him alcohol. Scenario of struggling to pay bills. The only thing that fucks him up on his dream house is the electric bill.
34:00:
Talks about periods for a bit. Then into the benefits of his dry spell. Talks about Clint and his bio mom.
37:54:
Feeling drunk now. Back to watching the video.
39:10:
Parrots himself while watching the video. Talks about his food and drink combinations. Hates rapists.
41:57:
Lots of of age chicks want to date him but are put off by the youtube drama.
45:26:
Makes a joke about how he's put on weight.
46:27:
Laughs at a joke his younger self makes and he thinks younger kobes had good looking hair. Recaps what he has been doing the past 45 minutes.
48:50:
He made his wand business because he never got along with management or his coworkers. Hes working on his temper. Shills his Chaturbate. Talks about how great chaturbate is. He's complaining about gender relations not his dry spells. He has multiple successful endeavours.
53:00:
New beer. Mumbling about rapists.
54:49:
Agrees with his younger self. Keep fighting the trolls. Whispers something to himself. Fick suicide. He would never be able to build his clock tower mansion or grow his own weed if he committed suicide. The only reason he doesn't kill rapists is because murder is illegal. Death penalty for rapists.
1:00:06:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. He doesn't like seeing his younger self depressed. Rapists should kill themselves and so should chomos. Gets inpatient watching his old video. Grabs some food.
1:04:20:
Life is dull and repetitive.
1:06:00:
Cobra speaks his mind. He's nota depressed about going bald and his dry spell. Has a coughing fit from acid reflux from his fishy snack. Talks about his fighting spirit dealing with trolls.
1:10:36:
Scenario of father finding empty taco Bell wrappers in a sons room and having to talk about drugs and alcohol. Weed is not a gateway drug speech.
1:13:33:
Hes getting bored watching his own video.
1:14:33:
Texting.
1:15:45:
Tells an angry granpa story. Still choking on acid reflux. Gets sad about angry grandpa passing away and that was when him and Stephanie broke up. Trolls are the main thing that scares of age chick's from dating him. He is depressed from not having an of age girlfriend.
1:23:14:
Parrots what his younger self says. He doesn't like seeing his younger self talk about being depressed. 'I know the feeling younger cobra ' thank you for being you TWU'
1:26:26:
Says he's still doing better than his trolls despite gaining weight.
1:29:02:
Blocks troll callers
1:30:40:
Says he's survived a lot worse than this video. He looks bored.
1:34:33:
Apologises to his fans because he reckons watching this video when he made it was depressing as fuck. Says he hasn't been depressed like he was in this video in years.
1:38:11:
Someone texts him telling him people in the chat are saying they sent PayPal donations. Lists off his accomplishments while he checks his PayPal. Instant transfer. Watching this video of his younger self is making him depressed. Says he appreciates whoever reposted all his old videos and apologises to his fans again. He checks how far into the video he is. He is really struggling watching this.
1:44:00:
Hes glad he didn't do anything stupid (suicide) fuck the trolls. Says he grew out of his depression. He's glad he didn't kill himself. Reads a fan text. Checks his PayPal. Instant transfer.
1:47:35:
Says this video has made him realise how much he has overcome and accomplished. Skips through the video.
1:50:50:
Reads a fan text. Music cheers him up when he's depressed. Everyone struggles with depression and that's why people relate to his channel.
1:53:17:
Vocal cover metal machine. Mid stream Mumbling rant about trolls.
1:57:50:
Vocal cover Hammerfall origins. He's really into this one. Got hand actions. Stops mid way to read some texts. Rant about how he's not bitching about his dry spell. Whispers something. Mumbling about trolls.
2:04:48:
Back to the Hammerfall cover. Spooky Whispers about hating rapists.
2:06:27:
Spooky intro. No copyright infringement intended. Whispering to himself. Another Hammerfall cover. He keeps whispering about rapists during the singing breaks. Shout out to Isuzu. I think he's saying a prayer mid song.
2:13:20:
Troll rant.
2:14:18:
Guitar shredding. Puts his phone on airplane mode. Working on his song.
2:20:12:
Plays back his song recording. Guitar is too loud.
2:22:05:
Troll rant and shout out to Chris Hanson. The last song on his album is going to be called fuck rape. Fuck the hater king cobra is a decent guy.
2:25:26:
Looks like he's going to slide off the chair. Shows off his ozzy tshirt. Talks about how he can sing like Danny filth and ozzy Osborne. Snl skit Scenario with Danny filth and ozzy in a clock tower.
2:30:34:
His ozzy tshirt is empowering. Age is only a state of mind. Trolls. It wouldn't surprise him if ozzy was his cousin. Thinks of himself as a young ozzy Osborne prodigy. People will think they should have been nice to him when he becomes famous. Kobes controls the trolls live. Kobes is winning.
2:35:00:
Talks about a crazy Danny filth fan. Talks about his encounters with fans. Celebrities are entitled to privacy. Talking about Sharon Osborne getting in trouble for making comments about meghan markle. Back to talking about trolls.
2:40:10:
Thanks senator Joe Biden for more Stimulus checks. Kobes likes being a YouTube celebrity. Scenario of people appreciating his love and vanity album and the impact it will make for gender relations. Ends the stream because someone knocks on his door.

I like Cobraception. Funny to see him get bored watching his own stream. Good grift to charge people to do reactions to videos people want him to react to. One thing Kobes does that most other people don't do is he is very inventive with his grifting. Who else would think of selling their stinky rotten carpet for beer and pizza money? I hope he keeps doing this money for video reactions, might put an end to Sydney Watson and Terrence Pop. Would be good to see him d a reaction to a funnier one of his streams, maybe the hair dye one.
 
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Dick Pooman said:
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Josh talks about the Chaturbate situation, courtesy of Spooky Tuning. He was definitely getting off to people watching him jerk it.
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He should put it on OnlyFans. It's another way of getting coin.

I'm seriously weirded out by way he rants against rape while jerking it.
 
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JeNeComprendsPas420 said:
Dam guys, you made him purge his entire reddit account lol
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No one’s account is “purged.” You’re coming off as pretty fucking autistic yourself here.
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I remember him saying a few months ago that he applied for Onlyfans and got rejected. I think I remember that it was because he couldn't figure out how to send them a clear image of his ID.
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This is correct. He said it kept getting “rejected” and that he had to redo it — but like most things that require effort, he just abandoned it instead of trying to take another picture.
 
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I'm reading some stuff on the subreddit but they have a tendency to... get creative with little regard to the truth. Can anyone verify a couple of things?

Apparently in some of his beat-off streams, he's constantly mumbling "fuck rape... fuck rapists..." as he's pulling his pork, and another person (I'm trying to find the link again) tells a tale about him being in one of those Discord streams or Zoom calls that that little inner circle does, turns off his camera but leaves the audio on, and also mumbles to himself while beating off, but this time exclaiming he would, in fact like to rape the young Of Age woman he's viewing.

Can anyone second any of this? Because it's the Reddit I'm forced to believe at least the second part is a lie, but we all now have piles of evidence to confirm he will in fact murmur about "chomos and rapists" to himself for no reason, so the first part seems to check out.
 
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