Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 552 15.7%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,626 74.5%

  • Total voters
    3,527
Not really. This is the biggest ones I'm finding off of Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Bariatric-Sock-Extreme-Lymphedema-stretches/dp/B072Q28WLX?th=1 They only go up to 30 inches. Amber's leg circumference looks bigger than that to me unless I'm severely mistaken. That really has to suck during the winter time to be too fat to wear socks.
You’re assuming that she has feeling in her feet. Advanced diabetes can send the feet numb, so she wouldn’t know either way. Neural problems could contribute as her nerves may have been damaged by inactivity and not registering the sensation of cold. As for socks her size - maybe the local old folks home could profit by using their knitters and crochetters to outfit her?
 
You’re assuming that she has feeling in her feet. Advanced diabetes can send the feet numb, so she wouldn’t know either way. Neural problems could contribute as her nerves may have been damaged by inactivity and not registering the sensation of cold. As for socks her size - maybe the local old folks home could profit by using their knitters and crochetters to outfit her?
I think the level of lymphedema in her legs is such that any of the suggested remedies are not going to be effective. At this point, only pneumatic compression or bandages can help. Of course, she will complain about her legs but do nothing about it. After all, she needs money to purchase lipsticks.
 
At this point, only pneumatic compression or bandages can help.
This. I go to a wound center and they do a heavy compression wrap with three different bandages from behind my toes to just below the knee. And yeah, I've seen some scootypoofin' deathfats/diabetics there for the same treatment 🙄.

The compression reduces the swelling and helps with the venous insufficiency. (Bad varicose veins inherited from dad that pool blood and it goes stale) Next steps are my doc doing some venous ablation where they seal the bad veins shut. Regular compression socks are recommended after that.

Sux getting old, but it beats the alternative. In Hamber's case, she needs to lose some (lots of) weight before compression will really help because it will only get worse as she ages.
 
Last edited:
re: amber's latest vid

(haven't been on here for a long time so forgive me if it's already been said) but does anyone else feel like she's gonna use the cellulitis as an excuse to quit her walking-a-mile goal?
Hamber would use a mild hangnail as an excuse to quit anything. Or not even offer an excuse other than mentulz.
 
This. I go to a wound center and they do a heavy compression wrap with three different bandages from behind my toes to just below the knee. And yeah, I've seen some scootypoofin' deathfats/diabetics there for the same treatment 🙄.

The compression reduces the swelling and helps with the venous insufficiency. (Bad varicose veins inherited from dad that pool blood and it goes stale) Next steps are my doc doing some venous ablation where they seal the bad veins shut. Regular compression socks are recommended after that.

Sux getting old, but it beats the alternative. In Hamber's case, she needs to lose some (lots of) weight before compression will really help because it will only get worse as she ages.

i don't think she'll ever lose the weight. also, don't have any real medical knowledge, but can't untreated lymphedema bring on soft tissue cancer?
 
i don't think she'll ever lose the weight. also, don't have any real medical knowledge, but can't untreated lymphedema bring on soft tissue cancer?
You are correct, it can.

Risk Factors for Soft Tissue Sarcoma​

Damaged lymph system or lymphedema
Chronic lymphedema (where fluid collects in the tissue and causes swelling) after radiation to lymph nodes, or surgical removal of lymph nodes is also a risk factor.
 
re: amber's latest vid

(haven't been on here for a long time so forgive me if it's already been said) but does anyone else feel like she's gonna use the cellulitis as an excuse to quit her walking-a-mile goal?
She can't go 100 days without an ER trip so she will blame this and then say she's proud of herself for moving more and that's a goal in itself.
 
I too have varicose veins and I can't imagine not being able to wear compression socks if I'm doing stuff where I can't just put my feet up whenever I want. (They still suck on a hot summer day though)
Of course I also can't imagine having legs like Amber's. All that fluid retention, the ankle balls? Nope.

Amber thinks she's pwning the haydurs by living her life this way, but we won't be the ones suffering as her body breaks down from the strain.
 
Someday soon, maybe tomorrow, we could get a new (real not canned) video of Amberlynn titled "I lost my leg(s)" vlog. She would be crying all the way through explaining the amputation process and in some corner frame there would be wipey's hands doing physical gestures to express sadness and concern.
 
🤔
Screenshot_20220514-171017_Reddit.jpg
 

She isn't bipolar and she isn't "manic" at any time. She's a lazy, stupid ultraconsumer.

I am not recapping her lipstickpalooza bullshit. However, one thing I noticed when she was trying to find excuses for her cellulitis that skinny people also get, did you know that, guize? shit: no mention of a doctor or ER. Since she never follows through on anything, she probably just picked up the remainder of the last antibiotic bottle she didn't finish and started taking those. She KNOWS so much, after all. I say bring on MRSA. Bring on necrotizing fasciitis. Bring on the first of the appendages to fall to amputation thanks to out of control beetus. Come on, universe, you've done far worse to so many undeserving of their fates, but you can't spare one look at someone thumbing their nose at you?
 
Last edited:
She can't go 100 days without an ER trip so she will blame this and then say she's proud of herself for moving more and that's a goal in itself.
That could be her next 'challenge' - 100 days without visiting the ER
Someday soon, maybe tomorrow, we could get a new (real not canned) video of Amberlynn titled "I lost my leg(s)" vlog. She would be crying all the way through explaining the amputation process and in some corner frame there would be wipey's hands doing physical gestures to express sadness and concern.
'Thin people lose their laygs too guize!'
'I'm down 250 elbees, guize. I'm sooo suuuper excied!'
How come her 'mania' never involves deciding to go a fitness and diet kick? Same as all her lahs, it's planned and calculated. She is as thick as pig shit, but naturally cunning and devious.
...no mention of a doctor or ER. Since she never follows through on anything, she probably just picked up the remainder of the last antibiotic bottle she didn't finish and started taking those.
She didn't seem in any pain or discomfort in her video. Just the same old art cards shit, but filming herself on the bed instead of pretending she is up and moving around her sty.
She KNOWS so much, after all. I say bring on MRSA
Please don't give her more letters to be 'diagnosed' with.
I m sure most of those Lipsticks came with these monthly Subscribtionboxes..
I thought it strange she 'bought' 100+ lipsticks for over $400+. Seems very cheap. Cheap, nasty-ass lipsticks for a cheap, nasty-ass hog.
 
She obviously has no idea what shes talking about. Shes gotten all these affirmations and buzzwords from seeing a haes shrink like three times and now shes just throwing shit at a wall and sees what sticks. All shes going to do is make people upset about how wasteful she is and instead of hate watching or some people supporting her "mentulz" and sticking around, people will just leave.
I m sure most of those Lipsticks came with these monthly Subscribtionboxes...she was subscribed to several differend Brands so she might got all of them in the last Year and now she is using the Ammount of Lipstick-clutter to create new Drama to get Interresst back to her Channel...
I hate that this makes sense. Imagine the hoard of makeup crap she still has hidden somewhere. The last time her dumb outdated ass did those huge makup bag rearranging bragging videos people got mad. Nobody likes consoomerlynn.
That could be her next 'challenge' - 100 days without visiting the ER
She needs those emergency views.

How come her 'mania' never involves deciding to go a fitness and diet kick? Same as all her lahs, it's planned and calculated. She is as thick as pig shit, but naturally cunning and devious.
She did at the fag shanty. Optivia and other shit like that is a manic phase because she has the money to buy what she believes is her ticket to weightloss and a whole new her. She gets in a mood because she realizes she really does have the money time and desire to lose weight so she proceeds to try by making up childish rules and little things for her to do like a game.

I thought it strange she 'bought' 100+ lipsticks for over $400+. Seems very cheap. Cheap, nasty-ass lipsticks for a cheap, nasty-ass hog.
She just likes throwing around numbers to sound cool.
She just goes and buys shit that kids in eigth grade used to wear back in her day and cant fathom buying anything else because shes stunted. The only reason she buys expensive or upscale (upscale in comparison to her cheap hoard) shit like the Kardashian perfumes is because she found a tik tok ad or some other shill has an affiliate link to something.
 
Back