August 8th review

[IamnottheNSA]

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Legitimately the best Chris has ever looked. If he had just kept this appearance through the rest of his life he almost certainly could have scored some actual China.

Nah, Rollin' and Trollin' Chris for sure.
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The goatee was a good look for him. Makes him look slightly less like an overgrown baby.

I guess it is true that eyes are the window of the soul. Cover them up with sunglasses and he passes as a normal human being, at least appearance-wise.

 

[thegooddoctor]

Chris' problem was never looks, in pics he's normie enough. In video, he's clearly autistic, and women despise autistic men unless they're very good looking.

Not true in the slightest, tons of autistic people get girls and loads don’t give a damn, it’s not just looks it’s also money and charisma as well. Autistic people simply have to work really hard to compensate in areas that don’t come naturally to them. Chris simply didn’t try at all barring the rollin and trollin videos and his time as a male escort to try and improve his appearance and behaviour.

I do wonder if he’d simply kept this look throughout the rest of his history would that actually have helped him finally get laid with somebody?

 

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

Someone (I need to find it again) did an AI image on how Chris will look if he did exercise and lose weight.

Dude was incredible handsome and would have no issue fulfilling his Love Quest.

In a parallel universe Chris, autistic as he is, probably slays puss left and right.

Robertchu and Barbchu both look attractive in their young pics. You could post them in that subreddit called /r/OldSchoolHotties or whatever it’s called. Chris is relatively blessed in the inherited looks department compared to many other lolcows. The sad thing is that many Americans would be fairly attractive if they weren’t so fat, just look at pics from older eras.

 

[Black Yoshi]

Take this with an entire mountain of salt but

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoTXjoD3edU

https://www.youtube.com/@JesusChristChanSonichu

UPDATE: False alarm, someone in the CWCki Discord decided to be a nigger

 

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

Not true in the slightest, tons of autistic people get girls and loads don’t give a damn, it’s not just looks it’s also money and charisma as well. Autistic people simply have to work really hard to compensate in areas that don’t come naturally to them. Chris simply didn’t try at all barring the rollin and trollin videos and his time as a male escort to try and improve his appearance and behaviour.

I do wonder if he’d simply kept this look throughout the rest of his history would that actually have helped him finally get laid with somebody?

non-fat white women would still be too picky for Chris but I could see Rollin’ and Trillin’ goatee Chris get laid with black girls and fresh off the boat asian girls and maybe some eastern european girls looking for a passport to the West, but only if he shuts the fuck up and sticks to a script. Basically he could be one of those sex tourists in the Philippines or Thailand. But if he behaved as he did (even back in the day) I think he’d be too repulsive to desperate third world women, but who knows maybe I’m wrong

 

[Titty Figurine]

It is truly hilarious to me that even after this entire shitstorm, Chris' first and only instinct upon regaining his freedom is to play Pokémon. There is nothing before or after, there is nothing above or below, there is only Pokémon.

The Reddit comments are a disaster but:

 

[thegooddoctor]

non-fat white women would still be too picky for Chris but I could see Rollin’ and Trillin’ goatee Chris get laid with black girls and fresh off the boat asian girls and maybe some eastern european girls looking for a passport to the West, but only if he shuts the fuck up and sticks to a script. Basically he could be one of those sex tourists in the Philippines or Thailand. But if he behaved as he did (even back in the day) I think he’d be too repulsive to desperate third world women, but who knows maybe I’m wrong

I think you seem to forget the standards for ´beauty’ in society have dropped also astronomically low with literal fat acceptance movements, disabled drag shows and well the entire trans community have dropped it to a tee that I’m honestly shocked Chris hasn’t had a better chance with finding romance with the other lolcow type communities out there.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

non-fat white women would still be too picky for Chris but I could see Rollin’ and Trillin’ goatee Chris get laid with black girls and fresh off the boat asian girls and maybe some eastern european girls looking for a passport to the West, but only if he shuts the fuck up and sticks to a script. Basically he could be one of those sex tourists in the Philippines or Thailand. But if he behaved as he did (even back in the day) I think he’d be too repulsive to desperate third world women, but who knows maybe I’m wrong

Black girls want nothing to do with meek autists. Chris' only hope was ever fat chicks, but sadly he only ever wanted to hang around girls out of his league, reinforced by Manchester High forcing the cute girls to deal with Chris.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

He could probably have fucked autistic women but he refused to even consider other autists. He and Pixyteri or Cynthia Hanson would make a nice couple. They could write Sonichugglebug comics together.

 

[Doc Cassidy]

Is there proof or are you parroting Chris's beliefs?

Where's the sauce?

Reciepts?

He is. I killed him myself, with a silenced pistol I bought off the dark web. Fed his body to pigs as way to dispose of the evidence.

Lol I didn't even have a reason, I just iced him for laughs

 

[thegooddoctor]

He is. I killed him myself, with a silenced pistol I bought off the dark web. Fed his body to pigs as way to dispose of the evidence.

Lol I didn't even have a reason, I just iced him for laughs

Are you going to 14 Branchland court anytime soon to dig up Patty?

 

[Computer Guardian]

And it looks like he recently got the latest Pokemon game, Scarlet specifically, weither or not he got it physically or digitally, or if he bought the DLC is to be seen..

 

[themarchivist2]

Chris sent a Redditor a raid request, and in the process already managed to dox himself.

 

[ABE LINN COHN]

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Chris sent a Redditor a raid request, and in the process already managed to dox himself.

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Someone on Reddit just discovered he's back on his Switch, and played the new Sonic game yesterday. If he had electronic restrictions they might be gone now.
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THE MERGE IS FUCKING ON

 

[FamicomGorby]

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Chris sent a Redditor a raid request, and in the process already managed to dox himself.

At least he's far away from that Barbussy

 

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Island,_Virginia

Why would it say Big Island Post Office? Is his IP address based there? Is that where the game has his specific location at? I’ve had those Location services incorrectly peg my location at a place miles away from my actual spot.

 

[thegooddoctor]

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And it looks like he recently got the latest Pokemon game, Scarlet specifically, weither or not he got it physically or digitally, or if he bought the DLC is to be seen..

I think Chris may just be playing games to pass the time possibly before they get taken from him for good. I wonder if he’s secretly filled with terror and apprehension that he’s finally going to possibly be imprisoned for a considerable amount of time and it will lead to serious and devastating life consequences for him. Or maybe he couldn’t give less of a shit and will be happy living out the rest of his days in fantasy.

 

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

Black girls want nothing to do with meek autists.

haven’t you noticed how easy black girls are with White bois

Chris’s Virginia twang can also add that “Confederate slave owner role play” appeal

edit: decided to change the capitalization of black and white

 

[Nestor Makhno]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Island,_Virginia

Why would it say Big Island Post Office? Is his IP address based there? Is that where the game has his specific location at? I’ve had those Location services incorrectly peg my location at a place miles away from my actual spot.

Pokemon GO has "Pokestops" and "gyms" at real-life locations. Chris sent a request from that gym, confirming his location.