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Notorious looksmaxxer/meth addict/homosexual Clavicular was featured on popular kosher provocateur Matan Even's podcast.
He went on Matan's podcast
The young Jew asked this man important questions regarding his methods for achieving his ideal physique, such as:
-taking methamphetamine to suppress his hunger
-Starting steroids at the ripe age of 14
-the efficacy of smashing your cheekbones with a hammer to create "micro fractures"
and so much more. If you're not familiar with this specimen, I'd heavily recommend the OP by @Guns of the Gaytriots
 
Dude, I know this is unrelated, but Mevans needs your help right now. For the last couple of years, autistic Nintendo lolcow Michael Evans has been tormented with one of his greatest tweets. The tweet shows him, proud of his cooking, ready to chow down on a comical 5 hot dogs. Well, Mevans denounced all who laugh at him, delivering us a new crashout.
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Come discuss if the tweet was funny in the first place in Mevan's Thread.
 
Kick Streamer held a female only woman's tournament for dead by daylight no trannies allowed. Real women somehow most affected, female teams get upset at this and quit the tournament in protest. DBD subreddit loses their shit completely, thread locked, multiple people banned: Handmaidens will be handmaidens, trannies will be trannies, somehow its all the men's fault anyway.

 
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On 11 July 2024, Belgian police found a dead body on a forest trail. After some investigation, it was concluded to be a homicide and suspect was arrested but was later released. Upon his release, the suspected decided that the best thing to do was to have a multi-page long slapfight with Daniel Micay / GrapheneOS on Twitter because, according to the suspect, GrapheneOS failed to protect him from the police agents :sighduck:
 
New German investigation has discovered a truth no one expected. Afghans and Syrians disproportionately commit crime. Who knew? They both are about 11 times more likely to do crime, and (alongside other non-germans) constitute about 40% of all criminal suspects in Germany

 
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Gelbooru, a hentai imageboard, claims that Cloudflare has outsourced content legality decisions to FSM (Freiwillige Selbstkontrolle Multimedia-Diensteanbieter), a German government-approved nonprofit that self-regulates the telecom industry. Cloudflare restricted the domain in response to an FSM-Hotline CSAM report, presumably made due to lolicon/shotacon images being hosted on the site.

Gelbooru's maintainer also claimed to have spoken with Null, who offered "links with a plethora of useful information to look through", to the dismay of some gooners:

https://x.com/gelbooru/status/1957407615991890005 (archive) (nitter archive)
https://x.com/gelbooru/status/1996171640774730135 (archive) (nitter archive)
https://x.com/gelbooru/status/1996401026006695973 (archive) (nitter archive)
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Discuss in:
Internet censorship general or
Cloudflare News Megathread
 
WARNING: Slightly disturbing to some viewers. I have inline spoilered some parts of the post, viewer discretion advised.

Previously by @The Crescent King, he made a Community Happenings post detailing "The Vietnamese Butcher", where a naked man masturbating which then results in him being violently beheaded on a bathroom floor, which then he gets dismembered, then having his insides cooked. Later, multiple photos would be published where the butcher is seen holding the head of the victim. After some OSINT investigation done by Vietnamese Netizens, the victim & the butcher have been identified.
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The victim Nguyễn Xuân Đạt (36 y/o male) was very depressed and had a pleasure for being "decapitated". Later, he would join various facebook groups to look for a female to decapitate him. Later, he would go on Vietnamese homosexual forums to try to look for a "partner" to do this with. Later, he would meet Đoàn Văn Sáng, a married father in his late 50s and later agreed to take part in this. It was then filmed via 4 cameras and was then sold on various Telegram groups before being republished to gore websites. Thanks to the OSINT work, Doan Van Sang is now currently in police custody and is expected to face death row in prison.
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View the full post in "Post videos of people dying" or see the section of that post related the Investigation. All gore/NSFW parts in the post are safely blurred for good measure.
 
Netflix owns Warner Bros, which is estimated to be valued at almost 83 billion dollars.
Mass media and entertainment conglomerate Paramount Skydance has launched a US$108.4 billion hostile takeover bid over Warner Bros. Discovery (WBD) to prevent it from being acquired by Netflix for US$82.7 billion. A hostile takeover in this case is when Paramount executives convince the shareholders of WBD (the true power behind a publicly-traded company) to change their minds and give the conglomerate over to Paramount instead of Netflix against the wishes of WBD's corporate executives, such as its infamous CEO David Zaslav. To charm the shareholders, Paramount announced that they will produce and release more than 30 movies if they acquire WBD.

Paramount is owned by its chairman and CEO David Ellison. If that last name sounds familiar, that is because David is the son of centibillionaire Larry Ellison, the co-founder, chairman, and former CEO of technology and software conglomerate Oracle Corporation.

Here is some famous media owned by each media conglomerate listed below to see how impactful it can affect current and future American media properties.

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  • CBS (CBS News, NCIS, CSI), Showtime
  • Nickelodeon (Spongebob Squarepants, Rugrats, The Ren & Stimpy Show, Rocko's Modern Life, Hey Arnold!, The Fairy Odd-parents, Invader Zim, Jimmy Neutron, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Kenan & Kel, Drake and Josh, iCarly)
    • Nick Jr. (Dora the Explorer, Blue's Clues, The Backyardigans, Oswald, The Wonder Pets, importer of many Canadian children shows by Nelvana like Max and Ruby, Franklin, and Little Bear)
    • Imported Paw Patrol from Canada and Peppa Pig from United Kingdom
  • Hasbro media properties (Transformers, G.I. Joe)
  • Paramount properties
    • The Godfather, Mission: Impossible series, South Park, Star Trek, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise, Terminator, Titanic
    • Halo TV show (where the showrunner admits he never played the games)
  • Skydance
    • where Pixar director John Lasseter was exiled to and managed to convince Brad Bird to join him
  • HBO (The Sopranos, Rome, The Wire, Game of Thrones, True Detective, Chernobyl, Succession, somehow fucking Velma)
  • Cinemax, TBS, TNT, truTV, CNN, Discovery Channel, Animal Planet, Science Channel, HGTV, Food Network, TLC
  • DC Comics & Universe (Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, The Flash, Green Lantern, etc.)
  • Looney Tunes (Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Porky Pig)
  • Hanna & Barbera (Scooby-Doo, Tom and Jerry, The Flintstones)
  • Cartoon Network (The Powerpuff Girls, Johnny Bravo, Samurai Jack, Billy & Mandy, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Ben 10, Chowder, Regular Show, Adventure Time, Steven Universe)
  • Adult Swim (King of the Hill, Robot Chicken, Rick & Morty, Smiling Friends, Primal)
  • Media properties
    • All Christopher Nolan films from 2002 to 2020
    • Harry Potter
    • My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (co-owned by Hasbro)
    • New Line Cinema (Lord of the Rings trilogy)
    • Sitcoms such as Friends and Big Bang Theory
  • The Great Niggerfaggotwasher
    • The Witcher series, Bridgerton, Cleopatra, Troy: Fall of a City, Dear White People, Resident Evil, Adolescence, Cursed, Vikings: Valhalla
  • Tumblr animated shows
    • She-Ra and the Princess of Power, Castlevania, Devil May Cry, The Dragon Prince
  • Destroyer of TV shows
    • Stranger Things, House of Cards
  • Canceler of TV shows
    • Marco Polo, Anne with an E, The OA, 1899, and 100+ other shows
  • Live-action anime
    • Death Note, Cowboy Bebop, One-Piece
  • Some good stuff
    • Narcos, Bojack Horseman, Ozark, Cobra Kai
  • How the fuck they're not bankrupt
    • Arcane, Squid Game, Wednesday, KPop Demon Hunters
    • Mass importer of Korean dramas, anime, and international shows
  • Cuties

Discuss in the following threads:

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Sir, sir, another Patrick Tomlinson porn feed just hit the lard tower again. It has tranny porn and furfaggotry in there.
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Original post.
ONA post.
The whole post's attachments (Not safe for FAT, don't do this when people are nearby, stalker.)

Enjoy having your ribs shred apart into chortling pulled porks, stalker. :tomlinson:
 
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This Christmas, the wonderful Elon Musk will personally inject your favorite movies with AI generated Big Corpo ads. Just for you! Come and see the preview!

 
After @slungus22 has lost his shit, spazzed out, gotten banned almost everywhere on the farms, lost stickers, was forced to use a capatcha to post, threatened suicide, ect, he has finally gone 100% full retard and is openly defending pedophilia in its entirety
pedophiles should get sympathy from others
the lack of sympathy for pedophiles on kiwifarms is outstanding, its genuinely sad
Notably before he was JUST hating on ruben sim and defending roblox but has now entirely dropped the mask
 
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A partial transcript of Moviebob's interview with Howard Stern after his Pixels review has been discovered. It is very funny.

Discuss here
 
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Clavicular has pointed a firearm which appears to be a Glock at his detractors that drove past his house.

Discuss the looksmaxxer here:
 
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