Skitzocow David Anthony Stebbins / Acerthorn / stebbinsd / fayettevillesdavid - Litigious autist, obese livestreamer, elder abuser, violent schizo, ladyboy importer, hot dog enjoyer, wereturkey.

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How much will David sue the farms for?

  • $0/no suit

    Votes: 118 5.3%

  • Hundreds

    Votes: 17 0.8%

  • Thousands

    Votes: 45 2.0%

  • Millions

    Votes: 184 8.2%

  • Billions

    Votes: 136 6.1%

  • Trillions

    Votes: 483 21.6%

  • A steamy night with Null in a lace negligee

    Votes: 1,257 56.1%
  • Total voters
    2,240
Since they’re both pro se they can probably skate by a lot of rules lawyers work under. Stebbins’ demands and renegotiation of the settlement have no weight now. The matter is over and done and he doesn’t get a second bite at the apple.

Zell has to finish compiling documents establishing that he’s broke as shit and only has a car to his name and then make regular payments (set up auto payments through you bank so you don’t miss a deadline) and in 18 months he’s out of this agreement.

Too bad there’s no early payoff clause but that might be inferred. If he could find a generous soul to help him pay this off then Stebbins needs to make his declaration that the matter is settled and dismiss this with prejudice.


Or… keep updating the court with the threatening emails and halfhearted attempts to comply with this guy and we’ll do our part to keep laughing.

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I looked up California’s statute on extortion earlier and this probably doesn’t rise to that level. It sure would be fun for a lawyer to take a look at it and chime in.
 
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TooManyKittens said:
Dumb question for the legal fags. Is acerthornes threats of ill only demand 5k if you magically dox this other person effectively extortion as its above and outside of the scope of the settlement as agreed and forces some imo questionable activity (albeit not illegal per say on the part of zander?)

Or is that just shit that happens (and a good reason to nail stabby to the proverbial wall with a lawyer and every possible legal nail if he ever targets you)
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Theoretically, if Zell breached the settlement agreement and owed $10,000, it would be a separate cause of action. Offering to dismiss that cause of action for $5000 and finding up information on another person is just a settlement offer. A terrible settlement offer, but still a legal settlement offer.
 
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Theoretically, if Zell breached the settlement agreement and owed $10,000, it would be a separate cause of action. Offering to dismiss that cause of action for $5000 and finding up information on another person is just a settlement offer. A terrible settlement offer, but still a legal settlement offer.
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to me it seems somewhat like a trap, like trying to make zelander admit that he broke the settlement deal hence he can accept 5000 instead of the 11800$ he claims that is actually even higher then the settlement allowed since it was ether 1800 or 10 000 but not both at the same time.
 
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to me it seems somewhat like a trap, like trying to make zelander admit that he broke the settlement deal hence he can accept 5000 instead of the 11800$ he claims that is actually even higher then the settlement allowed since it was ether 1800 or 10 000 but not both at the same time.
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This is why as retarded as it was for this dude to jump up and down begging the wereturkey to sue him, it was even more retarded to settle with him. Even if he had outright lost, it can be virtually impossible for someone, especially a complete retard like Stabby, to collect on a judgment.

But this dipshit agreed to be his buttslave in return for nothing, not even a guarantee Stabby wouldn't just keep endlessly buttfucking him, which is exactly what's happening.

When you sign a settlement agreement, a court is generally going to enforce it even if it's almost completely insane.
 
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AnOminous said:
This is why as retarded as it was for this dude to jump up and down begging the wereturkey to sue him, it was even more retarded to settle with him. Even if he had outright lost, it can be virtually impossible for someone, especially a complete retard like Stabby, to collect on a judgment.

But this dipshit agreed to be his buttslave in return for nothing, not even a guarantee Stabby wouldn't just keep endlessly buttfucking him, which is exactly what's happening.

When you sign a settlement agreement, a court is generally going to enforce it even if it's almost completely insane.
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I don't know why he didn't just ignore Acer. He is a fat dipshit with no means to actually enforce his shit. Delete his email he sent you and walk the fuck away. It never happened. He is literally crazy and doesn't deserve attention. Make him make a Sherriff serve you (which i doubt he can). It's so stupid.
 
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WelperHelper99 said:
I don't know why he didn't just ignore Acer. He is a fat dipshit with no means to actually enforce his shit. Delete his email he sent you and walk the fuck away. It never happened. He is literally crazy and doesn't deserve attention. Make him make a Sherriff serve you (which i doubt he can). It's so stupid.
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No ignoring this fat fuck will land you in some serious hot water.

Stabby will get his default judgement on you then proceed to garnish your wages before you even are aware of it. He's a broken sad fat shadow of a person but he will track you down to the ends of the earth for those 50 cents he won.

No, you need to stab the were-turkey in the heart as soon as he pops up on your radar. Like the cockroaches he lives with once you get an Acerthorn infestation you need to move fast or you'll never be rid of him.
 
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WelperHelper99 said:
I don't know why he didn't just ignore Acer. He is a fat dipshit with no means to actually enforce his shit. Delete his email he sent you and walk the fuck away. It never happened. He is literally crazy and doesn't deserve attention. Make him make a Sherriff serve you (which i doubt he can). It's so stupid.
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Ignoring the legal system is quite possibly the single dumbest thing anyone can do. Default judgements are usually significantly more punitive than even lopsided settlements.
 
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Having difficulty uploading the docs, so:
 
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WelperHelper99 said:
I don't know why he didn't just ignore Acer. He is a fat dipshit with no means to actually enforce his shit. Delete his email he sent you and walk the fuck away. It never happened. He is literally crazy and doesn't deserve attention. Make him make a Sherriff serve you (which i doubt he can). It's so stupid.
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IIRC Stebbins actually got US Marshals to serve a lawsuit to someone, Acerthorn is nothing if not persistent once he has you in his crosshairs.
 
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The slap fight continues.

I wonder if Stebbins really believed that Spokeo info which is why he bothered with the suit in the first place. His eyes lit up at the estimated net wealth and visions of a payout danced in his head. Too bad it looks like the guy he sued doesn’t have two nickels to rub together so there’s nothing substantial to recover.

(Curb Your Enthusiasm theme plays)
 
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I wonder what kinds of sentences he makes them say. And whether they ever respond.
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Probably sexual and tell him that he's good looking or something so he can record it as evidence that ladies find him attractive. It's too bad for him women are intelligent and will just fuck off once he sends that message. It's likely why he wants trannies instead.
 
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