Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

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Elon vs Donald, who will be triumphant?

  • Elon Musk

    Votes: 29 2.5%
  • Donald Trump

    Votes: 305 26.6%
  • Us, and the friends we made along the way

    Votes: 814 70.9%

  • Total voters
    1,148
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What happened to legacy blue checks expiring on Apr 1? I wonder if our business genius is going to walk it back after basically everyone has said they won’t pay.
 
Everyone still has their blue check marks because there’s no mechanism to turn them all off. They will need to be manually removed from accounts.
 
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Don't worry he's just adding a disclaimer to make it "hard" to distinguish between paid checkmarks and people who got them for free
 
Space colonization is such a joke. No one wants to live on Mars. It is a desolate wasteland with a third of Earth's gravity. Honestly building super space structures with artificial gravity would be easier than Terraforming Mars.
People want to live on Mars for the frontier stuff about it. Every couple hundred years humanity obsessed over a new place to settle and conquer. Mars may be next but unlike most new frontiers it’ll be next to impossible for most to settle.
 
Elon Musk posted an image of his twitter sidebar which shows the profile picture of a logged-in alternate account in the corner.
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Some people are claiming to have found the account shown by locating one with a matching profile picture, @Ermnmusk.
ErmnMusk's profile picture is in a higher resolution than if it was just copied from the image and nothing comes up when you reverse image search it.
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ErmnMusk has 23 posts. They pretend to be Elon's two year old son (the one with the weird name) and occasionally post sexual stuff like "I wish I was old enough to go to nightclubs". The account hasn't posted anything since people started suspecting it of being Elon's alt.

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tl;dr: elon allegedly has a twitter alt where he fetish rps as his two year old son
 
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As other people have said Musk isn't much of a lolcow. He's just a billionaire, and billionaires tend to do shady shit because they can get away with it. But his fanboys, and his haters seems to be of more interest as lolcows to me. Found this in another thread.

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Elon Musk posted an image of his twitter sidebar which shows the profile picture of a logged-in alternate account in the corner.
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People are claiming to have found the account shown by locating one with a matching profile picture, ErmnMusk.
ErmnMusk's profile picture is in a higher resolution than if it was just copied from the image and nothing comes up when you reverse image search it.
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ErmnMusk pretends to be Elon's two year old son (the one with the weird name) and sometimes posts sexual stuff like "I wish I was old enough to go to nightclubs". The account has 23 posts.

tl;dr: elon allegedly has a twitter alt where he fetish rps as his two year old son
A lil Sus on all accounts, really can't do any good researching because the autistic "gotchabitch" Twitter birds flocked to it. Was trying to speculate if it were a bait account but can't because people can't help but mess with cattle.
 
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It's almost worth moving this thread out of PG just to see if Elon notices. That being said, he's got to many highs and lows to be a true lolcow IMO. His worst moments are pretty bad but in general he seems like a wannabe Peter Thiel
 
Elon Musk challenged Mark Zuckerberg to a cage match:
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Zuckerberg replied on his Instagram story and implied he wants to fight:
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Elon confirms he's down to fight:
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Update:
Meta's spokesman confirmed that this isn't a joke on Zuck's part and Elon named the place:
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Space colonization is such a joke. No one wants to live on Mars. It is a desolate wasteland with a third of Earth's gravity. Honestly building super space structures with artificial gravity would be easier than Terraforming Mars.
If I had to live on Mars to get away from the fucking people on this planet I would take that ticket in a heartbeat.
Elon confirms he's down to fight:
If this happens, there is no way it isn't awesome.

Also I'm on Team Elon, because as a progressive, I definitely have to support the African-American in the match.
 
Elon Musk challenged Mark Zuckerberg to a cage match:
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Zuckerberg replied on his Instagram story and implied he wants to fight:
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Elon confirms he's down to fight:
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This is so fucking stupid for everyone involved.


I love it. I'm supporting Elon, because no way in hell I'm supporting a cyborg in a fight.
 
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