Fat People Admitting They're Fat in the Deathfats Threads Hall of Shame - & we would not have sex with you

[Canuck Breaker]

Just yesterday some cow admitted to needing the 500lb CT scan table in the ALR thread

But if I discourage the fats from outing themselves how am I supposed to use KF as a dating site? Actually scratch that, I probably don't want to know the proportion of fats here.

Entertaining OP, I saw one of these fat-admission posts in the medical sperging thread, but didn't realize it was something of a trend. Hope you find more content!

 

[Doctor Lurk]

There is a phenomenon of people admitting they're fat in the death fats threads. The delusion is this makes them somehow better than (cow) because they're a "good fattie" when in reality you are embarrassing yourself (and it's funny).

Please quote and paste TMI responses in the Death fats board so we can laugh.

I thought that cannibalism was a perk exclusive of paypigs in the true & honest fag threads like "look at this spiderman faggot"

 

[Shidoen]

The entire Beauty Parlor is filled with bitches who are just as much fun to point and laugh at as the cows. Sometimes I have to mute them for a while (my cravat doesn’t flutter got the SHADDAP a while back), because they write essays every comment about how much better they are than the “lolcows” they mock. It’s Kiwi Farms’ dirty little secret. Been like that since autists gathered to point at Chris so they could secretly say “at least I’m not that autistic” while being exactly that autistic. Remember Lagoona Blue? She was going to tell her teacher AND her therapist on us! And now we are doing The Same Thing - but it’s funny. Trannies gather here to secretly mock their trans sisters. Why are YOU here? Why am I here? It’s turtles all the way down!

“Lol fat”
“But you’re fat”
“I know, lol fat”

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

I've mentioned before I used to weigh almost 600lbs. I've lost over half of my body weight. I have major body dysmorphia because I still see a 600lb person in the mirror all the time. People have to force me to buy smaller clothes constantly and throw my old clothes away.
I recently had another mri because of my epilepsy. I always look at that small hole and freak the fuck out.
The woman this past time consoled me and said baby the table goes up to 500lbs

 

[N Space]

Is it ethical for Kiwi Farms users to bully fat users into anorexia or bulimia?

 

[Grimoire Canthari]

Is it ethical for Kiwi Farms users to bully fat users into anorexia or bulimia?

We can bully them into anorexia, we can bully them back out.

 

[The Feline Solution]

How could I forget to mention @Vingle even President Trump had to comment on such a picture!
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Spoiler: Artistic Recreation

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Pffffthahaha, peak Power Bottom physique!

 

[gorgoroth7134]

We can bully them into anorexia, we can bully them back out.

Bullying cures everything. There's nothing a well-aimed slur can't do.

 

[The Feline Solution]

I ate an entire box of ice cream sandwiches Saturday and I am proud of it
I see your reactions I'll do it again too

I am about to eat a kilo of vienna sausages and half a kilo of potato croquettes, no shame. Having an amphetamine addiction keeps me svelte. I don't understand these people that pop weightloss pills or Ozempic, just rail fat lines now and again and you not only lose weight easily, you also become Mr./Mrs. Accomplishment because you don't need to waste time on such pesky things like sleep.

 

[Devious Dave]

I am about to eat a kilo of vienna sausages and half a kilo of potato croquettes, no shame. Having an amphetamine addiction keeps me svelte. I don't understand these people that pop weightloss pills or Ozempic, just rail fat lines now and again and you not only lose weight easily, you also become Mr./Mrs. Accomplishment because you don't need to waste time on such pesky things like sleep.

You make me sick. I'm going to come to your house and shoot you, but I respect your right to do it and would gladly give my life to preserve your freedom.

 

[The Feline Solution]

You make me sick. I'm going to come to your house and shoot you, but I respect your right to do it and would gladly give my life to preserve your freedom.

Thank you, i appreciate your love for freedom. A true American.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

I’m shocked more of these PROUD FATTIES don’t have acute gout given their diets, dehydration, and “disabilities”. I’m a former mega fatty that has had gout for over 25 years and it was always worse when I was over 500lbs and in a state of permanent dehydration thanks to a shit diet of fat, sugar, and salt. Now that I’m less than half of that weight I keep in managed with Allopurinol but the last acute gout attack I had legit had me considering giving myself The Rope.

 

[Reepicheep]

"Skinny People flexing in The Fat People Admitting They're Fat Thread."​

 

[Breadbear]

Here you go:

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So chucking this into a body visualizer and we get...



Our Jersh.

 

[Android raptor]

According to rapefugees who post on my profile after I give them internet stickers they don't like, I am fat

 

[beautiful person]

According to rapefugees who post on my profile after I give them internet stickers they don't like, I am fat

Are you?

 

[Android raptor]

Are you?

Nah

 

[FarmVille]

Women won’t bother calling someone they have never seen and are incapable of seeing “fat.” They know that doesn’t work.

IRL women will call anyone they don’t like “fat” even if they’re Eugenia Cooney.

 

[Clotso Coof]

IRL women will call anyone they don’t like “fat” even if they’re Eugenia Cooney.

I once watched a white trash woman call an auto show model "fat bitch". The model was 5'11" blonde, 20-ish yrs old, legs longer a race horse's. The model laughed her skinny ass off.

I've told new users on this site that my pfp is a self-portrait, but I don't think anyone's fallen for it yet.
Deathfats on scooty puffs at amusement parks are peak comedy.

 

[thejackal2]

Ayo

I've been following this thread for a while now and all I can think is "how can you continue like this when your legs are looking like this". Look, I'm not obese in any way but when you're a grown adult you must think that you might need to take some real action to get your life back. You can't look in the mirror and think that's okay right? When I looked in the mirror a couple of years ago and started to see a beer gut I started to make some changes. And yes it's actually work but it's worth it. Something a lot of fatties are not used to, doing something to actually achieve something.