FB 1/27: Thanks State Farm, Moar Money Plz

[qld]

IIRC renting a house is about $1,000/month where I live, so while it is expensive it isn't extremely high, esp. for two people. And like Smokedaddy said, the insurance company most likely has a deal with a someone to provide housing.

A duplex or townhouse would suit them well.

Rentals here cost about $450-800. Two to three bedrooms. And that's for a house. I'm in an area probably economically similar to Chris's. There probably isn't a deposit due to the situation. Probably is at least a duplex, or a free standing house. Electric company probably just rolled their old account over to the new address, water may be included, not a major expense. They'd have to pay those expenses anyhow, so it's shouldn't be on State Farm to provide their electric.
The furniture may be rented, but those places are such usurers they won't care what shape it's in when they get it back as long as the damage isn't obviously malicious. They'll take it back on the principle that they don't want you to have it even if they can't use it, but their business model is set up to make a handsome profit in spite of filthy people letting their pets and autists use their furniture as a litter box.

 

[pickleniggo]

I doubt Chris will be happy when whoever owns the rental furniture charges him and Barb for its inevitable destruction after being covered in as much smoke-damaged crap as Barb is able to salvage from the ruins.

IF they're able to dig it out from the smoke-damaged crap you mean.

Also - and I know it's Chris we're talking about - are we really giving kudos to a 32 year old man for saying thank you?

 

[Kosher Dill]

are we really giving kudos to a 32 year old man for saying thank you?

No, we're giving kudos to a 32-year-old boy.

 

[The Fair Lady]

Also - and I know it's Chris we're talking about - are we really giving kudos to a 32 year old man for saying thank you?

Baby steps. With emphasis on "baby".

 

[Payday]

Also - and I know it's Chris we're talking about - are we really giving kudos to a 32 year old man for saying thank you?

32 physically maybe but mentally he's like four.

 

[CatParty]

Also - and I know it's Chris we're talking about - are we really giving kudos to a 32 year old man for saying thank you?

32 physically maybe but mentally he's like four.

He has the body of a middle aged bull dyke

 

[pickleniggo]

I know, I know: the old adage of Adult Autistic Child.

He has the body of a middle aged bull dyke

I picture him more of a potato with a greasy wig.

 

[Donald Duck]

2) They're both amazed by life outside the Horde (doors that open! floors you can see!) and actually make a token effort of cleaning up their act.

I get the feeling that Barb will actually be more uncomfortable in an uncluttered house seeing how the hoard was like her security blanket. I doubt she learned anything from the fire since she, like Chris, seems to have placed the blame entirely on Keurig and will most likely start to rebuild the hoard after she's done salvaging what remains of the old hoard. Probably the only thing that will hold her back is being older now and less mobile, in addition to lack of funds to buy shit.

Same thing with Chris actually. Don't forget that on top of being an extremely lazy fucker (just look at how messy his old room was), he's as much of a hoarder as his mother is, only his hoard is made up of toys and vidya. He's going to try and rebuild his "collection" as soon as he can.

Actually, now that I think about it, how much would you bet that come February we'll get a facebook post of him spending next month's on something like this:

Which incidentally, is going to be released next month.

 

[CalmMyTits]

This isn't that bad. That said, if he tries to pull it often enough people will get mad at him. I'm worried this will teach Chris to panhandl, who will constantly cite the fire and the trolls as reasons why people should give him money. People will only be charitable for so long though, so there might be some epic calling outs.


...fine (puts quarter in the epic jar)

Aw shit, I didn't think of the possibility of Chris using this as an excuse to continue to panhandle (on the internet, at least. It's ridiculous how Chris will learn and repeat behavior that benefits him, like throwing tantrums (as a child) and continue that behavior even after it no longer gets what he wants (bann instead of reward) Same with whining, it once worked for him, now it no longer does. I wonder if panhandling will be something he maintains well into the future after seeing how it has worked for him in the month after the fire.

 

[Lefty's Revenge]

I doubt Chris will be happy when whoever owns the rental furniture charges him and Barb for its inevitable destruction after being covered in as much smoke-damaged crap as Barb is able to salvage from the ruins.

IF they're able to dig it out from the smoke-damaged crap you mean.

Also - and I know it's Chris we're talking about - are we really giving kudos to a 32 year old man for saying thank you?

I'm not. I understand that its good that Chris is thankful for once and doesn't come across as too much of a whiney cunt in this message. However, Chris would have to do alot to actually impress me.

 

[A-Stump]

You can eat jailhouse ramen, Chris. That's ramen cooked with the warmest water available. Which generally isn't very warm. Deal with it

 

[Pikonic]

2 things that will be unpopular opinion, here I go.
1)If anyone else said this, I doubt it'd come across as "gimme moar plz".
2)I'm still hanging on to the hope Chris doesn't get a PS4 with any of the donations he receives.

 

[AtreyuFalcor]

At least they get a nice clean house that doesn't have cat poop and creepy crawlies.

I get how someone would be a packrat and like their worldly possessions.

But how could someone possibly be so immune to bed bugs, animal waste and rotten food, especially if they have known better surroundings?

I bet in 1992 or thereabouts, 14 Branchland Court was fairly clean, pleasant, and cat scat free.... I can't believe anyone wouldn't want to keep their house that way!

 

[CatParty]

At least they get a nice clean house that doesn't have cat poop and creepy crawlies.

I get how someone would be a packrat and like their worldly possessions.

But how could someone possibly be so immune to bed bugs, animal waste and rotten food, especially if they have known better surroundings?

I bet in 1992 or thereabouts, 14 Branchland Court was fairly clean, pleasant, and cat scat free.... I can't believe anyone wouldn't want to keep their house that way!

Give them about a month in the new place

 

[AtreyuFalcor]

Perhaps they are more comfortable living in more "natural" surroundings? Maybe it is just there way of getting in touch with nature.

 

[Pikonic]

At least they get a nice clean house that doesn't have cat poop and creepy crawlies.

I get how someone would be a packrat and like their worldly possessions.

But how could someone possibly be so immune to bed bugs, animal waste and rotten food, especially if they have known better surroundings?

I bet in 1992 or thereabouts, 14 Branchland Court was fairly clean, pleasant, and cat scat free.... I can't believe anyone wouldn't want to keep their house that way!

Mental issues.
I'd go into detail but it's been discussed like, a grand amount of times.
Long story short, Barb hoards because she feels abandoned.

 

[CatParty]

At least they get a nice clean house that doesn't have cat poop and creepy crawlies.

I get how someone would be a packrat and like their worldly possessions.

But how could someone possibly be so immune to bed bugs, animal waste and rotten food, especially if they have known better surroundings?

I bet in 1992 or thereabouts, 14 Branchland Court was fairly clean, pleasant, and cat scat free.... I can't believe anyone wouldn't want to keep their house that way!

Mental issues.
I'd go into detail but it's been discussed like, a grand amount of times.
Long story short, Barb hoards because she feels abandoned.

Which is why they are already hoarding their fire ruined goodwill crap.

 

[A-Stump]

Or she's just really fucking lazy

 

[CWC Tok]

His house burned down, and he had (1) the common sense to ask for either food or gift cards to department stores where he can buy household items and (2) was thankful for the charity he's received to date. I can give him a pass on this one.

 

[AtreyuFalcor]

At least they get a nice clean house that doesn't have cat poop and creepy crawlies.

I get how someone would be a packrat and like their worldly possessions.

But how could someone possibly be so immune to bed bugs, animal waste and rotten food, especially if they have known better surroundings?

I bet in 1992 or thereabouts, 14 Branchland Court was fairly clean, pleasant, and cat scat free.... I can't believe anyone wouldn't want to keep their house that way!

Mental issues.
I'd go into detail but it's been discussed like, a grand amount of times.
Long story short, Barb hoards because she feels abandoned.

Again, I get the possesions and treasures she hoarded like Smaug the Dragon. But what about all the gunk and bugs that she lived with? Did they make her feel safe...? (yeesh!!!)

Or maybe she made friends with and talked to the bugs, much like Snow White and the forest animals?