Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[ENDTOPII]

Chris Chan becoming a father has to potential to pretty much end the entire incel movement in one fell swoop.
"If Chris Chan can do it, what's stopping you?"

Not only that, it would also be the fattest L women can take, since they think that "they are the good selectors for mating and not men". Having this fat, mentally disabled, 40+ having women approaching him (on the internet) and then carry his child it the biggest meme to this foid delusion.

Godspeed, the memes are going to be lit!

Not to mention anyone sperging about the future of the white race will now have to contend with the fact that fucking Chris Chan of all people is ahead of them.
"Chris Chan has done more to propagate the future of the white race than you! He married a white woman and had a child with her!"

Sam Hyde would be proud.

 

[Executive Petrel]

The offspring will be more healthy and productive than the smartest nigger.

 

[King Kiwi]

I mean, considering that my post made all of Twitter explode

I guess, Zeus.

We'll see this summer or whatever.

 

[RaunchyVibes]

Guys...
Idk how to tell you this...
I was just talking with a few of my buddies about stream highlights, to have them added to the CWCki, and I saw Net Narcolepsy added some already...
And...uhhh
Here, have this clip.
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I have no idea where this question even came from or what Chris is talking about, but...

Chris expects a child this summer.

Perkele DDDDDD
I feel bad for the social workers who will get bombarded with callers screaming "JULAAAY". Knowing the bizarre reality, they'd do nothing about that kid. I truly hope this is just his imagination. I really, really hope it is.

 

[Manly_Brony]

If Savannah Chandler came out autistic then that kid will be the Harlequin baby Mozart of Autism if true. I think I'm gonna watch The Omen now.

 

[iluvatar]

Chris has a legal 1.4m loli wife he breeds on daily basis.

HOLY BASED
OUR KING

 

[SomeDood]

I like petite women and all but It must be weird dating someone so tiny that pictures of you hanging out with them looks like security footage from a child abduction case.

tbf, Chris still has the mind of a teenager and seeshimself as his 'Sonichu Comic'-Counteropart. Cabbage is most litely more mature than Chris, even if she really is underage lol.

If Chris really made Cabbage pregnant, I just hope the kid is female. If Chris gets a son, that son will be named 'Crystal' and trooned out day1.
Let's hope this is another of Chris' delusions, Cabbage fooled Chris, or/and he isn't present in the kid's upringing...

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

The offspring will be more healthy and productive than the smartest nigger.

Both of those will be much healthier, smarter and more productive than you are though

 

[Executive Petrel]

Both of those will be much healthier, smarter and more productive than you are though

ok redditor

 

[Fae Supremacist]

Chris Chan father, Finnish mother.
Millenia of eugenics later, the grand plan has come to pass.
The Autist-King is born.

 

[ASeabear8952]

This was added to the CWCki.

 

[Mexican Molotov Marauder]

On one hand, Chris should not ever become a father and I genuinely believe whatever child he talked about is just some alt universe bullshit some troll fed him. On the other hand, the idea of Geno being forced to return to document christory, like a former secret agent coming out of retirement to do one last mission, is immensely hilarious to me.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Guys WHAT THE HELLLLLL
DAILY MAIL!

TRIBUNE!

LOADS OF THESE!


EVEN BLOODY KNOWYOURMEME!

 

[Senwosret III]

This is a sign of the end times. God has deserted us for this aberration to happen.

 

[James Brown]

This was added to the CWCki.

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This is the only correct take based on watching the clip, anything else is moutbreathing YT-tier retardation for zoomers with only the most Tangential understanding of Chris.

Guys WHAT THE HELLLLLL
DAILY MAIL!
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Case in point. He's one of the few cows that I detest seeing the normie coverage of - fucking trans youtube influencer?

 

[thhrang]

Guys WHAT THE HELLLLLL
DAILY MAIL!
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TRIBUNE!
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LOADS OF THESE!
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EVEN BLOODY KNOWYOURMEME!
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Case in point. He's one of the few cows that I detest seeing the normie coverage of - fucking trans youtube influencer?

I still can't believe we live in a world where people are gossiping about the sperg potentially inseminating a woman and they do this. I know this talkingpoint is tired, but goddamn.

Sure is interesting though.

 

[Metamorpho]

Guys WHAT THE HELLLLLL
DAILY MAIL!
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TRIBUNE!
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LOADS OF THESE!
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EVEN BLOODY KNOWYOURMEME!
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Out of every outlet you've listed you're the most surprised that KnowYOurMeme covered it?

 

[Aztec Death Squad]

Since Josh is much more famous than when he left the US, maybe he can get his own Flutter
Celebrity seems to matter more than any other characteristic to people.

 

[Edward "Caesar" Sallow]

I want to get of Mr. Chandler's Dimensional Merge

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Out of every outlet you've listed you're the most surprised that KnowYOurMeme covered it?

I am surprised I am on here.