Fridays After Five 4/19/13

[Hyperion]

What kind of troll would even go to Fridays after Five? We all have pretty girlfriends we stole from him to keep us busy.

Sorry bro I forgot I have a total 10/10 hot babe on the side while I troll Chris for absolutely no reason. I hate his Autism, tbh. So I totally take part in a massive international trolling ring dedicated to making THE UBERMENSCH miserable and girlfriend free.

 

[CatParty]

What kind of troll would even go to Fridays after Five? We all have pretty girlfriends we stole from him to keep us busy.

Sorry bro I forgot I have a total 10/10 hot babe on the side while I troll Chris for absolutely no reason. I hate his Autism, tbh. So I totally take part in a massive international trolling ring dedicated to making THE UBERMENSCH miserable and girlfriend free.

Uh all the trolls are dang dirty HOMOS

 

[Ivan Komarov]

I hope he goes for two reasons:
1: we might get pictures of chris acting funny
2: He needs to get out of the house for his sake

 

[Fuzzy Wuzzy]

I hope he goes for two reasons:
1: we might get pictures of chris acting funny
2: He needs to get out of the house for his sake

Getting out of the house for his sake at the expense of others? Unless he takes care of himself first, people around him would be terrified. I hate to say this but that would lead more problems for him than keeping himself isolated in his home. Pretty much we're stuck at having people feel uncomfortable around him in public or him locking up in his home as his mental health dwindles away.

 

[Marvin]

I hope he goes for two reasons:
1: we might get pictures of chris acting funny
2: He needs to get out of the house for his sake

Getting out of the house for his sake at the expense of others? Unless he takes care of himself first, people around him would be terrified. I hate to say this but that would lead more problems for him than keeping himself isolated in his home. Pretty much we're stuck at having people feel uncomfortable around him in public or him locking up in his home as his mental health dwindles away.

People kinda overestimate Chris in public. He's not really that noticeable unless you're looking for him. Well, unless you're up close and you smell him.

 

[CatParty]

I hope he goes for two reasons:
1: we might get pictures of chris acting funny
2: He needs to get out of the house for his sake

Getting out of the house for his sake at the expense of others? Unless he takes care of himself first, people around him would be terrified. I hate to say this but that would lead more problems for him than keeping himself isolated in his home. Pretty much we're stuck at having people feel uncomfortable around him in public or him locking up in his home as his mental health dwindles away.

People kinda overestimate Chris in public. He's not really that noticeable unless you're looking for him. Well, unless you're up close and you smell him.

Close = about the length of a football field.

 

[Ruckersvillian]

People kinda overestimate Chris in public. He's not really that noticeable unless you're looking for him. Well, unless you're up close and you smell him.

I can confirm this. A few weeks back, I happened to spot Chris in the Ruckersville Wal-Mart. He wasn't wearing his "Tomgirl" stuff or acting out in any way, so I wouldn't have even known it was him if I wasn't already aware of the Chris-Chan saga.

 

[Hyperion]

Hearing about these Chris sightings makes me want to go find ADF. Theres a big ass gay night club near Pioneer Square.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

People kinda overestimate Chris in public. He's not really that noticeable unless you're looking for him. Well, unless you're up close and you smell him.

I can confirm this. A few weeks back, I happened to spot Chris in the Ruckersville Wal-Mart. He wasn't wearing his "Tomgirl" stuff or acting out in any way, so I wouldn't have even known it was him if I wasn't already aware of the Our Pet Lolcow saga.

wow. Barb let him go to walmart. Do you remember what he had in his cart?

 

[Marvin]

People kinda overestimate Chris in public. He's not really that noticeable unless you're looking for him. Well, unless you're up close and you smell him.

I can confirm this. A few weeks back, I happened to spot Chris in the Ruckersville Wal-Mart. He wasn't wearing his "Tomgirl" stuff or acting out in any way, so I wouldn't have even known it was him if I wasn't already aware of the Our Pet Lolcow saga.

wow. Barb let him go to walmart. Do you remember what he had in his cart?

He has to go shopping for her somewhere.

 

[Ruckersvillian]

wow. Barb let him go to walmart. Do you remember what he had in his cart?

Unfortunately, no. I was more focused on whether or not he was in his Tomgirl attire.

Though Chris did look pretty miserable when I saw him. He was walking around Wal-Mart with some stuff in his hand and holding up his pants with the other hand. Honestly, he looked rather normal...for a middle-aged mother of two.

Barb probably lets Chris out for essentials like groceries or food. A month or so before the Wal-Mart sighting, Chris came into El Agave, the Ruckersville Mexican restaurant, when I was eating there for some take-out. His hair was dyed blonde at that time.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

wow. Barb let him go to walmart. Do you remember what he had in his cart?

He has to go shopping for her somewhere.

I always assumed that barb hoarded so much shit and that they ate at mcdonalds so much that they never needed to go to the store.

Chris happened to come into El Agave, the Ruckersville Mexican restaurant, for some take-out. In THAT sighting, he still had the unnaturally blonde hair.

They eat "Ethnic" food?!?!

He was walking around Wal-Mart with some stuff in his hand and holding up his pants with the other hand

thats people of walmart material right there.

 

[pickleniggo]

Chris happened to come into El Agave, the Ruckersville Mexican restaurant, for some take-out. In THAT sighting, he still had the unnaturally blonde hair.

They eat "Ethnic" food?!?!

Well, we know for sure that Chris eats Taco Bell from the Wallflower Saga (something I always gagged at because of the mere thought of DIRTY TACO BELL'D BRIEFS) and they also eat chinese (Barb getting sick from it due to her colitis) so I guess it's not always Hungry Mans and Micky D's.

 

[CatParty]

Yeah I'm surprised he hasn't turned up on people of Walmart.

 

[BillRiley]

Getting out of the house for his sake at the expense of others? Unless he takes care of himself first, people around him would be terrified. I hate to say this but that would lead more problems for him than keeping himself isolated in his home. Pretty much we're stuck at having people feel uncomfortable around him in public or him locking up in his home as his mental health dwindles away.

People kinda overestimate Chris in public. He's not really that noticeable unless you're looking for him. Well, unless you're up close and you smell him.

An obese man waddling around in pigtails and brightly colored t-shirts isn't really that noticeable? Where does he live? Twin Peaks?

 

[Marvin]

Getting out of the house for his sake at the expense of others? Unless he takes care of himself first, people around him would be terrified. I hate to say this but that would lead more problems for him than keeping himself isolated in his home. Pretty much we're stuck at having people feel uncomfortable around him in public or him locking up in his home as his mental health dwindles away.

People kinda overestimate Chris in public. He's not really that noticeable unless you're looking for him. Well, unless you're up close and you smell him.

An obese man waddling around in pigtails and brightly colored t-shirts isn't really that noticeable? Where does he live? Twin Peaks?

That's noticeable, but he's not like that in public.

 

[Plissken]

Ehhhhh, doubtful. Barb has him on a VERY tight leash, and hardly lets him outside to do what he wants, if at all.

 

[Marvin]

Ehhhhh, doubtful. Barb has him on a VERY tight leash, and hardly lets him outside to do what he wants, if at all.

What's doubtful?

 

[potrzebie]

Ehhhhh, doubtful. Barb has him on a VERY tight leash, and hardly lets him outside to do what he wants, if at all.

But Chris is his own free bitch!

 

[Plissken]

Ehhhhh, doubtful. Barb has him on a VERY tight leash, and hardly lets him outside to do what he wants, if at all.

What's doubtful?

Just that barb would let him go to any social outings anymore, since, from what I hear, she keeps him on a tight leash, especially after the whole gameplace debacle.

But Chris is his own free bitch!

So he says. But that could have any number of interpretations to be honest, as the thread about those pictures discusses.