Artcow Half-dude / Ian Knau - Car Fucker

[Half-dude]

Nope, dont see how they could be.

Hai, your fursona is adorable.

 

[Meowthkip]

Actually yeah kinda, because Mater is the worst character in any movie ever. Would actually prefer you put any other name in there.

He's the only one whose name rhymes with "masturbator" though.

And it's got alliteration!

 

[TheUltimatePickle]

“Who said anything about them being cool? It's everyone else who seems to think they're 'cool' I just think they're fucking hot. lol”

No one has ever thought 3rd gen eclipses were cool. The only cool eclipse was the GSX and they stopped making them after the 2nd gen.

“Why does that creep you out if you yourself think that the idea of them having souls is irrational? Besides I'm not objectifying them anymore then some gangster rapper does, which was kind of the fucking joke to begin with.”

It’s still creepy.

“The two girls are slutty cars though, since they've gotten to experience dick they love it now. The Civic loves the attention and ego it gives her having us lust over and complimenting her ass all the time, and the Eclipse well.. I don't really know her as well but my roomate and her are total kinkster so.. pretty dang sure she's okay with just about anything. don't really know how else to put it.”

They don’t love it. Your desire for control is so great that you only fuck inanimate objects that can’t tell you no. It’s very similar to necrophilia actually.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

The reee-mobile:

 

[Half-dude]

“Who said anything about them being cool? It's everyone else who seems to think they're 'cool' I just think they're fucking hot. lol”

No one has ever thought 3rd gen eclipses were cool. The only cool eclipse was the GSX and they stopped making them after the 2nd gen.

“Why does that creep you out if you yourself think that the idea of them having souls is irrational? Besides I'm not objectifying them anymore then some gangster rapper does, which was kind of the fucking joke to begin with.”

It’s still creepy.

“The two girls are slutty cars though, since they've gotten to experience dick they love it now. The Civic loves the attention and ego it gives her having us lust over and complimenting her ass all the time, and the Eclipse well.. I don't really know her as well but my roomate and her are total kinkster so.. pretty dang sure she's okay with just about anything. don't really know how else to put it.”

They don’t love it. Your desire for control is so great that you only fuck inanimate objects that can’t tell you no. It’s very similar to necrophilia actually.

Well no you're wrong. You have no actual proof that that's how I feel or think. You just live in such a fucked up disturbing world that you can't see it as anything else but that. I pity you a little.

 

[TheUltimatePickle]

Well no you're wrong. You have no actual proof that that's how I feel or think. You just live in such a fucked up disturbing world that you can't see it as anything else but that. I pity you a little.

I mean other than the fact you openly gloat about fucking inanimate objects and seem to genuinely get off to making people cringe.

The funny part is you seem to get super butthurt when anyone breaks it down further than “hurr durr I fuck cars, look at my cringey cartoon porno, look at me, I’m so unique, fuck off normies, I fuck cars, look at my drawings of car bobs and vagana.”

 

[Spider Jerusalem]

They don’t love it. Your desire for control is so great that you only fuck inanimate objects that can’t tell you no. It’s very similar to necrophilia actually.

I guess that's kind of my thought, too. That as inanimate objects, you're applying what you think their personality is to them, since they can't make their own decisions. Hell, they can't even move or go anywhere without you directly controlling them.

My main question, since you believe that they do have their own personalities, is if you have ever had a disagreement with your car about anything and what an example of that would be (a question I never thought I would have to put to someone).

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Objectifying women VS womanifying objects.

 

[Half-dude]

I mean other than the fact you openly gloat about fucking inanimate objects and seem to genuinely get off to making people cringe.

The funny part is you seem to get super butthurt when anyone breaks it down further than “hurr durr I fuck cars, look at my cringey cartoon porno, look at me, I’m so unique, fuck off normies, I fuck cars, look at my drawings of car bobs and vagana.”

I've said it before and I'll say it again, it's like you forget what site your on sometimes. Your whole point here is to try and talk down at me and try to make me cry for your amusement. This whole place is built on the idea of taking people you've decided are pathetic and weird and expressing how much you think so to their faces to upset them. The fact that you yourself get so butthurt that I own it happily and gloat about how much your sad ass is missing out just shows how much you hate it that you can't make me feel bad about myself about fucking cars. Also that you can't take some of your own medicine.

I mean what are you REALLY expecting me to do Pickle-Rick? Rather then defend my point of view in the light of critism I guess you think I should rather just submit, spread my butt cheeks and say "I'm sorry masta' you've done shown me the error of mah ways, please.. insert the strap-on of shame up my asshole. Punish me for actin' like such a dang fool"

Yeah no.

Btw I fucked the Honda again tonight, fucking AMAZING. God she's hot as fuck dude.

I guess that's kind of my thought, too. That as inanimate objects, you're applying what you think their personality is to them, since they can't make their own decisions. Hell, they can't even move or go anywhere without you directly controlling them.

My main question, since you believe that they do have their own personalities, is if you have ever had a disagreement with your car about anything and what an example of that would be (a question I never thought I would have to put to someone).

This would probably be a better question to ask my girlfriend, she's mech, and she can legitimately talk to cars full-on. My skills are pathetic compared to hers. If you would LIKE I'd be happy to ask HER of some examples. In my experience cars are pretty stoner and are pretty chill about anything as long as you aren't hurting them. I asked Lilly once if she'd like me to paint her rims back so she'd look all badass and she politely expressed that she was proud of how she looked and didn't want to be changed. So I just was like "okay hmh.. " and didn't bring it up again.

Objectifying women VS womanifying objects.

THAT is hilarious!

 

[shawnphase]

:horrifying: every time i see this thread bumpedd i think he has actually fucked a car and have to slowly scroll thru

 

[DONGS.EXE]

:horrifying: every time i see this thread bumpedd i think he has actually fucked a car and have to slowly scroll thru

When that actually happens they'll have to rename the thread "X# of car pileup on Kiwi Lane"

 

[Half-dude]

Well I probably have.

 

[Almighty V of Doom]

My car is a black 2003 Camry, complete with crayon melted into the back seat from the previous owners (my cousins),

Hot or not?

 

[Meowthkip]

I've said it before and I'll say it again, it's like you forget what site your on sometimes. Your whole point here is to try and talk down at me and try to make me cry for your amusement. This whole place is built on the idea of taking people you've decided are pathetic and weird and expressing how much you think so to their faces to upset them. The fact that you yourself get so butthurt that I own it happily and gloat about how much your sad ass is missing out just shows how much you hate it that you can't make me feel bad about myself about fucking cars. Also that you can't take some of your own medicine.

Hey, I like you, dude. Always gotta respect somebody that takes their thread with grace.

Shine on, you crazy diamond.

 

[Half-dude]

My car is a black 2003 Camry, complete with crayon melted into the back seat from the previous owners (my cousins),

Hot or not?

Me? Eh.. she's pretty average. I wouldn't turn her down if I had a private place and she asked me to, but I wouldn't lust over her. Also yes, her, according to my girlfriend who can talk to cars, you can apparently sex cars based on their tailpipe type. *shrug*

Something fun though, if you'd like I could post a pic of one on the private mech group and send you guys the results of what other mechs say.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

you can apparently sex cars based on their tailpipe type. *shrug*

How does that work, exactly? Wouldn't want to go assuming my car's gender.

 

[Spider Jerusalem]

my girlfriend

Wait, what the fuck? When did this happen?

 

[shawnphase]

simmer down with the shading there big ian. you're making the texture of your car-babes look like their bod..sk..COMPLEXION is that of a tire, lol. plus you got your shading perspective all jacked up. if the sun's behind em, the shading wouldnt be that bright, ahah. look up 'sun shading perspectives' on google, or maybe some amalgamation of those keywords. you got some good skills! but yea, dont go overboard on shading, it can ruin good art and make ok art look confusing, ahaha.

 

[TheUltimatePickle]

Me? Eh.. she's pretty average. I wouldn't turn her down if I had a private place and she asked me to, but I wouldn't lust over her. Also yes, her, according to my girlfriend who can talk to cars, you can apparently sex cars based on their tailpipe type. *shrug*

Something fun though, if you'd like I could post a pic of one on the private mech group and send you guys the results of what other mechs say.

Does that mean when I do exhaust mods I’m potentially turning my car into a tranny?

 

[Half-dude]

How does that work, exactly? Wouldn't want to go assuming my car's gender.

Wait, what the fuck? When did this happen?

Wellp! I was TRYING to tell you guys earlier on another thread when Pickle-Rick threw another hissy fit about 'talking about myself.'

But yeah, she's a tomboy mechanic girl who's bi, not only for cars but for humans too... score! She's also mech and poly so she has no problem at all sharing me with Lilly and HER car Gretchen (which is one of those fatass'd Eclipses that've been on my CILF list forever. That's two cars scratched off my list in one year so far!

simmer down with the shading there big ian. you're making the texture of your car-babes look like their bod..sk..COMPLEXION is that of a tire, lol. plus you got your shading perspective all jacked up. if the sun's behind em, the shading wouldnt be that bright, ahah. look up 'sun shading perspectives' on google, or maybe some amalgamation of those keywords. you got some good skills! but yea, dont go overboard on shading, it can ruin good art and make ok art look confusing, ahaha.

T__T .... you're looking at the OLD version.. the WIP of the new version is on top jackass.

Does that mean when I do exhaust mods I’m potentially turning my car into a tranny?

Yep probably. : T

So loosely here's how I have it figured out.

Female Cars:
-traditional oval mufflers
-oval muffler has to be down underneath the butt (by the rear bumper)

Male Cars:
-any other non-oval muffler shape
-or oval but only if it's center belly mounted.. for example a truck.