James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

[Tronathon242]

"Ban All Shoelaces"
good episode

That's another great instance where he had the best reactions possible, especially with the part about being seen putting on your shoes before your pants. There were some deranged people making games back then.

As dumb as it was, my personal favorite character that he played was the Cowardly Lion. It was at least the funny kind of dumb. The fact that he's doing a voice that doesn't sound like his own also helped.

He actually had some good lines in that episode and a few others. I don't know why but the "Thank fucking God" line and "The gargoyles are back" from the Batman two-parter really get me every time.

At this point, it doesn't matter. When the Screenwave guys pay more attention to The Cinemassacre Truth than what's supposed to be the offical Cineamassacre subreddit, it's clear people don't care about that subreddit anymore except for Draco as being a moderator is most likely the most power he has in his life,

Reddit is a haven for frustrated, wannabe tin pot tyrants. Always has been, always will be.

 

[Jeff Boomhauer]

Was watching the Countdown Vampires review (I hadn't seen it before, because I thought the stupid thumbnail was for a review I had already seen), and noticed this.

Remember when people flipped their shit over Chris Bores saying, "What a shitload of fuck" (or in his case, "What a shitload of FAWK")? I get this is after their collab, but I wonder if the same AVGN dickriders that shat on Bores thought this was hilarious.

 

[PeriodicTrouble]

Was watching the Countdown Vampires review (I hadn't seen it before, because I thought the stupid thumbnail was for a review I had already seen), and noticed this.
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Remember when people flipped their shit over Chris Bores saying, "What a shitload of fuck" (or in his case, "What a shitload of FAWK")? I get this is after their collab, but I wonder if the same AVGN dickriders that shat on Bores thought this was hilarious.

This seems like something Game Dude would've done.

 

[Your spare disc drive]

His blu-ray vs DVD video was pretty shit. Half of his problems would be solved if he used movian instead of the ps3s lackluster default player.

 

[PeriodicTrouble]

His blu-ray vs DVD video was pretty shit. Half of his problems would be solved if he used movian instead of the ps3s lackluster default player.

He can't learn to use movian because he doesn't have the time. Hell, he has so little time that he watches movies on mute with subtitles on just like a true film curator.

 

[BullDogsLipBrandClamjuice]

Am I the only one who kinda misses Rental Reviews?
Found out about some good movies from it. Good backround noise at worst.

 

[Clark_Ashton]

@Clarence
Have you checked Hack the Movies ? because it's essentially the same show, except with more talk active guest hosts.

 

[BullDogsLipBrandClamjuice]

@Clarence
Have you checked Hack the Movies ? because it's essentially the same show, except with more talk active guest hosts.

Yeah I've skipped through a few. A few I thought was better than Rental Reviews, which to most people dosnt mean much haha.
You know ut of all the 'slobs' I like Tony the best. He seems like a good guy to drink and bullshit with.
I liked how he had that redhead chick and the other one for Jenifers body and goes "Alright, broads" to break the tension.
Can't say I dig most of the guests, but it's good for what it is.

Even though it has the Rental Reviews crew on from time to time, I miss the expressions james would make as he'd go "mmhmm" and nod.
Plus it gives more fuel to resent Justin Silverman for his air of superiority or is irritated zone out when he gets interrupted.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Justin Silverman does act high and mighty. Any shot of him he takes 60% of the frame.

But it’s all because of how he professionally carries his business.

The fact that I needed to pay him to talk to James shows how much of a pimp he is.

 

[BullDogsLipBrandClamjuice]

Justin Silverman does act high and mighty. Any shot of him he takes 60% of the frame.

But it’s all because of how he professionally carries his business.

The fact that I needed to pay him to talk to James shows how much of a pimp he is.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks that about him. I don't see what he has done that would warrent that holier than thou attitude.
I never heard of him gate keeping like that. Whats the reason you need to pay to talk to james?

 

[Jeff Boomhauer]

Whats the reason you need to pay to talk to james?

Seems to be a racket with anyone even moderately famous at conventions these days. He knows people want to talk to James, why not charge them for it? It's scummy, but if people are willing to do so...

 

[Jan Ciągwa]

Bames' future career at Guntwave Media (artist's impression, colorized):

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

@Clarence
Have you checked Hack the Movies ? because it's essentially the same show, except with more talk active guest hosts.

I can't figure out if that Crystal Quin is a troon or just a really fugly chick.
I'm not looking under the hood at any rate.

 

[BootlegPopeye]

His blu-ray vs DVD video was pretty shit. Half of his problems would be solved if he used movian instead of the ps3s lackluster default player.

I agree with this, probably his worst take. Simping for e-media mainly for (((convenience))) and the fact that he can't be bothered to get a real player was disappointing as hell. The studios love it all the way to the bank though, they are slowly killing the used disc market.

 

[BrunoMattei]

I can't figure out if that Crystal Quin is a troon or just a really fugly chick.
I'm not looking under the hood at any rate.

Oh god, I just took a peek at Hack the Movies. It's exactly like the Nerd Crew videos Red Letter Media makes.

 

[I.B. Niggin]

I can't figure out if that Crystal Quin is a troon or just a really fugly chick.
I'm not looking under the hood at any rate.

legit woman but also sadly, a legit horseface.

 

[BrunoMattei]

legit woman but also sadly, a legit horseface.

You can always tell it's a shemale if they have a very effected effeminate and/or lispy voice.

 

[Hazel Motes]

About Mike and whatever drug he takes (i wont even dignify it with an 'alleged'. Even when streaming is your job, playing where's Waldo for NES for 7+ hours is not humanly possible without drugs IMO.

But is it cocaine though? I don't know that drug in particular but i've heard about bloating face and stuff, while Mike seems to be more skeletor in that area. Couldn't it just be meth/amphetamines? My guess he mortels his Ritalin or something.

Also i can't seem to find the clip where he clearly snorts something off camera, then just looks into the camera like "Yeah! I just did that!". Anybody got it?

Speed can make you bloat up after being off it. People in my village (this is the North of England) still use it as a weight suppressant decades on from their youth. It just fucks up how you look weight wise.

 

[Jan Ciągwa]

legit woman but also sadly, a legit horseface.

What are you talking about, that's a normal face around here in the Belt.

 

[Clark_Ashton]

James narrates the first act of his indefinitely postponed horror movie: