James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

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Which videos do you like the most from Cinemassacre?

  • Angry Video Game Nerd

    Votes: 1,809 63.5%
  • You Know Whats Bullshit

    Votes: 143 5.0%
  • James and Mike Mondays

    Votes: 96 3.4%
  • Board James

    Votes: 441 15.5%
  • Monster Madness

    Votes: 270 9.5%
  • James' movie reviews

    Votes: 90 3.2%

  • Total voters
    2,849
I think James just does not care about his YT and checked out ages ago.
Atleast he doesn't have a Patreon that's still up and shit, so i guess i'm a bit hard on him for not properly disclose that he's semi-retarded retired
 
  • Optimistic
Reactions: dead76
I don't watch anything on cinemassacre anymore because that shit is way too depressing. But according to the tards on Reddit, James doesn't like to watch films in theaters anymore because he can't constantly pause the movie.

Look, guys, Maybe in a distant past James liked films, but that's not the case anymore.

Dude reached peak dysthymia.
 
I'm not that much for long live streams but i do hope Mike will give Battle of Olympus a second chance (They bashed it in the J&MM but that's because... well, they sucked) since it's one of my faves.
I never thought I would hear anyone say that. lol
 
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Reactions: deeman
I know James has claimed his kids made some levels in Mario Maker 2, but do you think his kids actually play games?

I don't know why, but I feel like April would discourage it.
He mentioned playing Breath of the Wild with his kids on the podcast. I'd imagine they probably just play normie kid stuff like Fortnite and Minecraft on their Switches and aren't ever gonna be hardcore enough to poopsock.
 
This AI-generated image kinda looks like Mike in a tux.

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I know James has claimed his kids made some levels in Mario Maker 2, but do you think his kids actually play games?

I don't know why, but I feel like April would discourage it.

He mentioned playing Breath of the Wild with his kids on the podcast. I'd imagine they probably just play normie kid stuff like Fortnite and Minecraft on their Switches and aren't ever gonna be hardcore enough to poopsock.
I think there were some comments talking about how it’d be funny if his kids made Mario Maker levels that’d make LJN proud, or if they became like the Nerd when they got older.

I doubt they’ll ever follow in James’ footsteps, but hopefully they’ll at least consider retro games (which may end up being things like Halo and Metal Gear Solid and even Ghost of Tsushima by the time they reach adulthood) like what James enjoys, and have skills better than DarkSydePhil.
 
AVGN truly is the Simpsons of the Internet

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Skimmed through this... and, man, this is just depressing.
75% of the video is comprised up of vertical aspect ratio Nerd making funny faces. This was already covered on J&MM prior, so there isn't really much point for it to exist on it's own. If it's not obvious, this was just made to garner relevance on short video platforms with people younger than the Wii
 
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