James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

Which videos do you like the most from Cinemassacre?

  • Angry Video Game Nerd

    Votes: 1,812 63.5%
  • You Know Whats Bullshit

    Votes: 143 5.0%
  • James and Mike Mondays

    Votes: 96 3.4%
  • Board James

    Votes: 443 15.5%
  • Monster Madness

    Votes: 270 9.5%
  • James' movie reviews

    Votes: 90 3.2%

  • Total voters
    2,854
This is James' entire career and he's just letting it go, for what? He's burned out? He wants more time with his family? It's his job though. Most dads are out there working 8+ hour days I don't see why him doing the same is asking too much.
I think something was going wrong behind the scenes. This is complete conjecture, but I think his wife has come to resent what he does. Like I recall on James & Mike Mondays where James ran over some gaming time limit his wife imposed on him and had to drop out of the video to take care of the kids because she was "too tired". I was shocked, and had the same thoughts you did, "This is his job! This is how he puts food on your table. You knew what he did when you married him! WTF are you thinking!?"

So if he was constantly being harangued by his wife over working too much, I can see why Screenwave's offer of doing all the heavy lifting would seem attractive.
 
I think something was going wrong behind the scenes. This is complete conjecture, but I think his wife has come to resent what he does. Like I recall on James & Mike Mondays where James ran over some gaming time limit his wife imposed on him and had to drop out of the video to take care of the kids because she was "too tired". I was shocked, and had the same thoughts you did, "This is his job! This is how he puts food on your table. You knew what he did when you married him! WTF are you thinking!?"

So if he was constantly being harangued by his wife over working too much, I can see why Screenwave's offer of doing all the heavy lifting would seem attractive.

Is it this one? https://www.reddit.com/r/TheCinemas...9u/james_kid_starts_crying_during_late_night/
 
The fat slobs are at it again.

Granted I didn't look at the thread being discussed but can't imagine whatever was said warrented telling the guy to fuck off and stop watching. If these Screenwave guys are going to be this petty the only way things will go is downhill. It's a bit of a shame, don't watch James content anymore but he seemed genuine and grateful to his audience. Would say he should tell them to knock this shit off but depending on whatever deal was made he may not have a say.
 
So if they cut Doug from AVGN 2, what's gonna happen with that game? He was the recurring miniboss in that, what are they gonna replace him with?
 
Wasn't Justin Silverman buddies with a known pedophile?

Bob Magrann, who played Gabe Newell in this video
got arrested for distribution and possession of CP

  • Robert H. Magrann (Burlington County Prosecutor’s Office)
  • Age 51
  • Maple Shade, Burlington County, NJ
  • Search Warrant/Arrest Date: 6/30/2016
  • Charges:
    • Distribution of Child Pornography, N.J.S.A. 2C:24-4b(5)(a)
    • Possession of Child Pornography, N.J.S.A. 2C:24-4b(5)(b)
 
James has graduated to self-congratulatory content about something nobody asked for in the first place.

I actually enjoyed the behind-the-scenes more than the actual episode. I like how it went into things like cost, the number of takes, technical issues they experienced, where James was hiding his script, etc. It was a lot less self-congratulatory and a lot more concise than something like...

 

I haven't watched yet. I don't remember the last time I've clicked on a cinemassacre's video anymore, this channel is just so generic and boring right now. I guess I'll skip this one too. You guys tell me if this is a good one or just another skit infested hell.
 
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Diehard Spawn fan here. Although, I did stop reading the comic around issue 200. I played most of the games and LOVE the SNES game (massively underrated title that is hampered by having Fighting Game style special move inputs that most players had no idea how to do).

1:20 in, the actor they got to play Clown (I think it was the guy Justin who is the fattest among the Screenwave crew) did a good job impersonating John Leguizamo's Clown.

BTW: the Spawn live action movie sucked dick. Watch the HBO cartoon. It's fucking amazing and you can watch it for free right now there's no excuse. Do it fucker.


2:00 the comic art is poor. You mean to tell me they couldn't find anyone that could ape that 90's Image comic style? Nigga' please.

The sketch drags like a Nostalgia Critic bit so I find myself skipping ahead.

4:00 the Gameboy Color Spawn game? Interesting starting choice. Not a bad game but pretty mediocre. Nerd gives it a tepid thumbs up.

8:30 the SNES game! I love this one. They make the obvious joke with the first screen where enemies just leap to their death. Other LP's have pointed out the same thing. Neglecting the fact that you can't get attacked which gives you ample opportunity to test the special moves (provided you have the instruction manual). There's complaining that the controls are clunky which leads me to believe that Screenwave played this on an emulator. If you play it on original hardware or ZSNES it's fine, the controls are fine. But, on certain emulators there's more input delay.

8:40 "I wish Spawn was a little faster." There's a dash. Double tap left or right.

9:00 the special moves are not clunky to do at all. Again, I think it's because (1) the Screenwave guys were playing on an emulator with bad input delay and (2) they're not familiar with fighting game special move inputs. Granted, okay, the instruction booklet does tell you how to do them in a weird way. But really, all you do is half circle, up and down, or down and forward while holding block and hit kick or punch. That's it. Down and forward + Punch is a basic fireball motion. This isn't hard.

9:30 Uhm, he complains that Spawn moves too slow but the footage clearly shows the dash attack being used... More whining that Spawn is slow.

10:00 now I;m wondering if the Screenwave fags played this for five minutes. Redeemer is super easy. you just walk up to him and keep up with him but don't damage him too much or he fully heals. It's really easy to avoid the laser too.

SNES Spawn I should note is one of those games that I beat yearly. So pardon my sperging.

10:30 okay I'm wondering if they're being intentionally bad now. "This is IM-FUCKING-Possible!" REALLY NIGGA? REALLY?

11:00 they use passwords to skip to the end. Pussies.

11:30 completely ignores that fighting Redeemer again is OPTIONAL. You can fall down any of those tubes to fight a boss again but you can just fall down the one all the way to the right of the screen to fight a new boss and beat the level.

12:00 Nigga, I beat this shit when I was 12 years old and I didn't even know how to do the special moves at the time. This isn't hard. Fuck you.

The gameplay is fine. It's a great game. Just look up how to do the special moves and you're good.

12:30 the PSX game is indefensible. The only plus side is the interview with Todd Mcfarlane on the disc.

17:00 the Dreamcast game is alright. Fun little button masher. Screenwave thinks as much.

19:00 the PS2 game and the final Spawn game. A painfully mediocre Devil May Cry clone. For some reason they liked this one. Go figure?

Overall it's a mediocre episode.
 
Whether it's James shitting the bed or the Screenwave crew really writing everything that was really boring, and that's about the worst thing you can say about any form of entertainment. As awful as Nostalgia Critic can be at least his episodes can be hilariously bad, same with DSP streams. This was just boring.
 

James has graduated to self-congratulatory content about something nobody asked for in the first place.
I dunno, I'm kinda interested in how some of these episodes were made. Even if the quality of the final product isn't that great.

As for the Spawn review, I can't help but think the comic art reminds me more of Hellboy than that of early-90s Image.
 
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