Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

Wow I just tuned in for a bit and he's maximally seething.

Funny Blizzard supercut from LSF

People are bringing this up a lot. And HeartBound. He keeps giving the same excuses, malding more and more.

Edit:
Chat: No June update?
Fagtree: If you look carefully, May had two updates. May 1st, and May 28th. May 28th is the June update I released before TwitchCon.

Conclusion: so there was no May update, because May 1st was for April.
You can't escape the fact that you missed a month, and you are almost missing another, Maldy.

 

[AmboyCafe]

I like to jump in and see what he's doing. I think he had like a couple thousand people in his chat not long ago.....he's at like 450. And just banning people left and right. It is sooo so good

 

[NurEinTier]

11h of streaming and not a single line of code written for scambound

 

[Rusty Shekelford]

any w40k fags?
i need clolor scheme that isnt blue, red or green
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Custodes are my favorite, gold and red plumes

 

[Hooked on phobics]

lmao just checked, hes bitching about livestream fails on stream. just cant stop whining

 

[twinArmageddons]

Btw, does anyone know what the state of his plans for Ashes of Creation is?
He planned this multi-guild setup where he would get around the guild player limit by being the grandmaster of like 5-6 guilds and made some paint drawings to explain all this.

But since his first attempt at a guild in AoC got raped during the last alpha even with the greasy used-car salesman dev straight up giving him favors over other player all the time because they thought he would be good publicity for the game. Did he give up on it? Haven't heard anything about AoC for some time now.

UTTERLY BTFO'D and went to roach out to wow then managem happened
Someone already got a local archive or well preserve tube around the 250 pages

 

[Hooked on phobics]

seems his chat has taken to CELEBRATING every chat ban with spamming 404. Imagine celebrating mass bans / janny deletions

 

[Huddinge]

lmao just checked, hes bitching about livestream fails on stream. just cant stop whining

"He implied the ferret died... from being out of mana"

 

[Mr. Johnson]

I've not seen that """boss""" before--the Jason-self-insert MC's mother. Depicting the mom character as a villain, showing she resents the MC's father "coddling" their son... Much to think about!

Thought the same when I saw that! Don't forget that the MC is resentful that his father didn't "protect" him from the mother and the mom being the boss of the big corpo "get a real job" area. It's very subtle.

Edit:

Fearfultears' coverage of recent Malddrama, including LyricWulf accusing Jason of abuse (probably, one of the first mentions of these accusations on YouTube).

PreserveTube, local:
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Gotta point out that this is big, this is the first youtuber I've seen that takes Lyric seriously and points out how Mald did furry ERP with a guy 10 years younger and tried to bully him into an exclusive sexual relationship while he had a wife and pooner mistress. And how Shaye attacked Lyric too, they really are a match made in hell.

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

ok im starting to assemble everything
does anyone know a good font that will fit
best i could find is bad signal

 

[Fagliacci]

does anyone know a good font that will fit

There's a really cool font called Quattrocento I think would work well.

 

[Just_A_guy]

Not sure how
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Just have him standing there...Menacingly. lmao Jokes aside it looks great.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

I find it so weird. Normally when you create such a story driven game, you should write the whole story first and plan everything.
Atleast I think that is the way. Movies do that too or am I wrong?

There are writers who genuinely produce good work by just 'rolling with it', they'll get typing and they won't stop, something things won't even go exactly where they expected and they sort of just let it spill out. Still usually needs an editor pass and the author can be stuck in a bit of a repetition loop if they're not paying attention to themes and events, but its a viable writing strategy for a select few.

However, its almost universally paired with prolific output. These kinds of writers can't put their work down until they've gotten it all out. If Mald was this kind of writer, the game would have 10x the dialog, and he'd have a fucking burning urge to deal with the code side just to get the writing into a 'finished' state and out of his head. I've only seen bits here and there, but Malds writing strikes me more as someone who is always thinking how to win the last argument they had in their head, and writing as if that was what's going on.

 

[Pvt. Parts]

Is there a way to filter on here? Im trying to find all the PS clips im making a montage.

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

I've not seen that """boss""" before--the Jason-self-insert MC's mother. Depicting the mom character as a villain, showing she resents the MC's father "coddling" their son... Much to think about!

Thought the same when I saw that! Don't forget that the MC is resentful that his father didn't "protect" him from the mother and the mom being the boss of the big corpo "get a real job" area. It's very subtle.

Same. Full mommy fight:

The first thing she says is: "Miss me, moron?"
I don't remember Maldy using the word "moron" much. Maybe it did come from Mom.
The internet should call him moron more, just in case. Mothers are always right.

Why is feeding the dog garbage an option, anyway?

 

[Made In Wales]

idk, never associated that with fat kids as much as losers who learn manipulation before any skill. The "my dad worked at nintendo" kinda kids, except his dad DID actually work somewhere, making it infinitely worse

if he spent the half the time he spent tooting his own horn LEARNING skills and ACTUALLY coding, who knows maybe he could make something cool. But hes in too deep on propping up his paper tiger like image, he can't go back.

Kinda sad really

Sadly, I know of somebody like this from school.

Still acts like he did when he was a teenager, cries and screams to get his way and can't ever blame himself.

I bet Jason was never told by his parents 'stop being such a whiny fat fuck' and was instead given all the ass-pats and 'our Son can never do wrong' platitudes.

All that's done is create a slimy dung beetle with a gay fag hair style and rapist glasses.

 

[ArisenShitman]

https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/1ly6a0z/he_never_talks_about_it_supercut/

Funny Blizzard supercut from LSF

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"I was the first second generation Blizzard employee and I loved that shit, I loved that company."
"Working for Blizzard sucked."

Insane behavior.

 

[potato sack]

seems his chat has taken to CELEBRATING every chat ban with spamming 404. Imagine celebrating mass bans / janny deletions


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streamers will inevitably attract the same type of retardation they have for their audience

having lost all of his credibility he's become the best person to troll of the 2020s and all he has going for him is banning trolls. people watching his content dont care about game dev or whatever game he's playing or his mushrooms. they care about his bitching about being a victim

if you check his discord the only subject that sticks is about how much maldy is victim and about how trolls drool or w/e

its very pathetic. theres a solid risk that if he starts reforming from being a cow and stops being one, he'll lose the last of his audience since their current favourite content will end

 

[zulrahbot73]

Im putting a bet on him reading more "Ferret was oom" comments and then going "I just cant do it, i cant take this shit no mo" and taking a break from work (and by work i mean the 8 hours he works on heartbound everyday).

 

[Billy Bong]

First day of every month, First week of every month, Not every month, If I finish this game, the jig is up.
The man has painted himself into a corner in every which way, shape and form.
What a fucking clown.