Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Baby Cakes said:
Like he'll listen, haha. His ODD would kick in hardcore because a woman is involved.
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Leading to a possible diversion in the road - Would he, if this would actually happen and not be the meme it is, either finally succumb to his basic instinct and eventually kill her, like the many sex toys before, as the final form of the incel he's become?

Or, most likely, go full simp mode, and do anything and everything (what I don't know, he at this point only "knows" 2 skills, E-beg and dust huff), for a crumb of that 40 year old gothic puss.
 
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Mister Baranavichy said:
Leading to a possible diversion in the road - Would he, if this would actually happen and not be the meme it is, either finally succumb to his basic instinct and eventually kill her, like the many sex toys before, as the final form of the incel he's become?

Or, most likely, go full simp mode, and do anything and everything (what I don't know, he at this point only "knows" 2 skills, E-beg and dust huff), for a crumb of that 40 year old gothic puss.
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Unlike a sex doll, this woman can run away. I do think he's more likely to just simp out or would try to act cool like he does when anyone irl interacts with him.
 
I wish he would break that dry spell. Another layer of delusion we get to see as he sits with a leg kicked over the chair swirling a drink making up sexual stories.

People get so angry at him and I don’t get it.

I want him to win the lottery.

I want him to build a clock tower dream house.

I want him to get signed by a record label.

Then we get to watch the show
 
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Bixby Snyder said:
I wish he would break that dry spell. Another layer of delusion we get to see as he sits with a leg kicked over the chair swirling a drink making up sexual stories.

People get so angry at him and I don’t get it.

I want him to win the lottery.

I want him to build a clock tower dream house.

I want him to get signed by a record label.

Then we get to watch the show
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The end goal to these people getting angry is getting to watch a livestreamed death because they think that is the content, becoming mad when it doesn’t happen, then when it probably will, going back to Cuck-me Tom to learn the next flavour of the month cow - They know surface level knowledge at best and are probably underdeveloped teens who can't grasp the concept of "Death = No content"

It's the same for Blade to me, all the community fucking despises him, but i doubt anything but a small minority want him dead because like yesterday, it can get magical, but even then they are all dying candles, blade is beyond the point of no return, and again going off what was seen last night he probably won't last more than 3 months I'd wager.
 
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Ketamine Kat said:
Jorb downed that Jack bottle like it was nothing - but it's okay toobz, he doesn't have an alcoholic problem and is cutting back.
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TBF, that particular version of Jack only has half the amount of abv than regular Jack. It's a mix of JD and apple cider where the harshness of the JD is mellowed out completely. It's definitely something he could down without a problem. (I have a bottle of Winter Jack at home, it's definitely something I'd enjoy)

Cobes has also shown that he prefers sweet girly drinks since he seems to be deterred by the kickback of regular drinks. He'll definitely try to power through regular booze, but he'll bitch and make faces, or he'll make a "sick drink combo".
 
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Apparently somebody from the subreddit lives at the same apartment building as Josh and uploaded a video of them knocking on his door. The original upload was deleted because the moron apparently doxxed themselves at the beginning. Somebody else reuploaded it with the dox cut out for some reason. I didn't see the original upload, but apparently their name is Aaron.

Original, deleted upload: https://youtu.be/nKf9zZU4bYY?si=icBNySjOw0-nTggp

Edited, Reupload: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iC9q8qNO2sY


 
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The neighbor seems about as retarded as Josh. Maybe even more so.
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Bixby Snyder said:
I wish he would break that dry spell. Another layer of delusion we get to see as he sits with a leg kicked over the chair swirling a drink making up sexual stories.

People get so angry at him and I don’t get it.

I want him to win the lottery.

I want him to build a clock tower dream house.

I want him to get signed by a record label.

Then we get to watch the show
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Same. Redditors seething over him getting money while they struggle to survive in NYC on a philosophy degree is one of my favorite parts of the Cobraverse.
 
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Baby Cakes said:
All this money coming in really makes me curious about what else he spends on outside the usual stuff. The mead ingredients cost more than a bottle of liquor but what else is Cobes buying?
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The mead ingredients can be purchased with his tugboat money, alcohol can't. He gives his list to his stepmom who goes to the store and buys all of his groceries with his tugboat money. The money he gets in gets claimed by Clint to pay overdraft and negative balance and the rest Cobes spends on take out and booze.(which starts the negative balance cycle over) If he purchasing anything else like obscenely priced cap guns or pig soap, he will show it off.
 
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bonified retard said:
He probably spends at least a couple hundred dollars weekly on doordash. I think that's where most of it is going considering his need to add every possible upcharge available. The last burger delivery probably cost him around $30-40, and he said he had to redo it because of the power going out halfway through. He wasn't reviewing half of a burger in the video he uploaded either, it was a new order. He probably spent close to $100 on that one "burger review" lol.
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This. A million times this. Without powerleveling, I sent a friend some food. One meal for three folks and a side ended up costing $150 (because DoorDash + California). I was shocked at how expensive that shit is. That's way more than my weeks' worth of groceries. Had they gone to the place to eat it would have been about $60.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
The mead ingredients can be purchased with his tugboat money, alcohol can't. He gives his list to his stepmom who goes to the store and buys all of his groceries with his tugboat money. The money he gets in gets claimed by Clint to pay overdraft and negative balance and the rest Cobes spends on take out and booze.(which starts the negative balance cycle over) If he purchasing anything else like obscenely priced cap guns or pig soap, he will show it off.
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His SSDI barely covers his rent if I recall correctly.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
Admittedly since I'm not a retard, disabled, or American I don't know the exact specifics, but he also gets money separate to the SSDI for food only. SNAP? Idk what it's called in wyoming.
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It's never been concretely confirmed but I think it's just a given, Clint has him signed up for all the benefits he can get.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
Admittedly since I'm not a retard, disabled, or American I don't know the exact specifics, but he also gets money separate to the SSDI for food only. SNAP? Idk what it's called in wyoming.
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It's cool, man. I don't expect everyone to know everything here. I don't know if he receives any aid outside of the government and his family.
 
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