Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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You do realize he co-mingles with drug addicts and hobos right? A weed hookup is second to a meth hookup in Casper. It's harder for people in Casper to find someone they're not related to than get their fix.
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People like warlord are the exact type of people to try and charge a retarded white person $25 a gram while saying “nah Josh, you gotta believe me, it’s only super dry because it’s the REAL good shit, from cali fr”. Josh would take the deal because he’d unironically believe some crackhead or nigger spouting some shit about how “my stuff be way more potent than that shitty Michigan stuff. my bud comes from cali, mang.” The dude fell for the trap of “spice is just weed that lets you pass drug tests, mang!!”, and he wasn’t even on probation or anything that legally required testing at the time.
 
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This one had some golden nuggets in it..
“Stackability is everything”
Calls the place “Peachers”
He “accepts defeat” after it won’t stack
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Farve : “Does that look like spit to you? Ah, fuck it”
 
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People like warlord are the exact type of people to try and charge a retarded white person $25 a gram while saying “nah Josh, you gotta believe me, it’s only super dry because it’s the REAL good shit, from cali fr”. Josh would take the deal because he’d unironically believe some crackhead or nigger spouting some shit about how “my stuff be way more potent than that shitty Michigan stuff. my bud comes from cali, mang.” The dude fell for the trap of “spice is just weed that lets you pass drug tests, mang!!”, and he wasn’t even on probation or anything that legally required testing at the time.
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Josh 100% was the kid in high school that got sold a bag of oregano and was told it was weed.
 
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Yknow, while it would've been very funny to have a meltdown, I'm kind of glad it didn't happen. I am amazed that he's already doing more food hacks like nothing happened while still wearing his Ozzy shirt though, I feel like he was more depressed at Walt dying than anything related to Ozzy, which is surprising.
 
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Whatisgoingon said:
Yknow, while it would've been very funny to have a meltdown, I'm kind of glad it didn't happen. I am amazed that he's already doing more food hacks like nothing happened while still wearing his Ozzy shirt though, I feel like he was more depressed at Walt dying than anything related to Ozzy, which is surprising.
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Ozzy was never his passion. he just liked telling people he was obsessed with Ozzy. Dani Filth dying before him would be like the death of his childhood.
 
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He’s in love with his idea of Ozzy. He doesn’t care that the ‘Prince of Darkness’ was actually religious and kicked his alcohol and drug issues. This is just Cobes again projecting what he thinks is a badass persona.

Think I gotta take a break from the BOY. I love the little tard but every now and then he shows a side of his retardation that is off-putting.

I think I just miss the drunken cooking videos, the vocal covers where he sounds exactly like Elvis, Ozzy, and the backstreet boys, and just good ole’ fashion T’pop rants that nobody understands.
 
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Whatisgoingon said:
Yknow, while it would've been very funny to have a meltdown, I'm kind of glad it didn't happen. I am amazed that he's already doing more food hacks like nothing happened while still wearing his Ozzy shirt though, I feel like he was more depressed at Walt dying than anything related to Ozzy, which is surprising.
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It makes perfect sense. Walt was a person that he personally interacted with, who's house he went to, drank with and had a daughter that he desperately wanted to fuck. Ozzy was his "idol", sure, but he was basically just a face on a screen and a person he heard stories about. Ozzy for all intents and purposes could have been a cartoon character, Walt was someone he talked to face to face on more than a few occasions.
Clint (along with his lack of phone) looks like he came through pretty clutch on this one. The fact that we're not seeing meltdowns is some grade A tard wrangling.
 
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He’s in love with his idea of Ozzy. He doesn’t care that the ‘Prince of Darkness’ was actually religious and kicked his alcohol and drug issues. This is just Cobes again projecting what he thinks is a badass persona.

Think I gotta take a break from the BOY. I love the little tard but every now and then he shows a side of his retardation that is off-putting.

I think I just miss the drunken cooking videos, the vocal covers where he sounds exactly like Elvis, Ozzy, and the backstreet boys, and just good ole’ fashion T’pop rants that nobody understands.
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It's better to take a break from a cow rather than becoming a hatewatcher. Don't become a Bitesize.
 
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Something i didn’t catch in his bagel food hack until just now.. he calls the bagel brand “Frang”.. i thought that was a pretty strange name for a bread company.
It is in fact “Franz”
Never change, Josh

Also, this clip of ozzy came up on youtube for me last night

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lebean said:
Perfect screen grab to match your pfp doodt. @kc01

Since Door Dash requires ID verification to receive alcohol. . . this explains why he mentions he talked to the of-age, alive, cis-gendered, female deliverer. As someone said earlier, he must be well known amongst the Door Dash Delivery Lodge of Casper, WY.

I can only imagine what the sight of a bloated Cobra slowly opening his door would be like.

In addition, as these orders are happening more frequently, it will be only a short while til' he tapes a new, poorly written, and illegible, note outside his clocktrailer:
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Looking forward to the new, "Danger! Beware of Goth!" sign, accompanied by some info, statements on sexual orientation, random nonsense, and instructions.
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The door dash "leave it at the door I'm streaming" era was amazing, truly a little Renaissance of cobes content until NAL popped up and taught cobes how to cuck the content and got his reddit shut down. He does have new even gayer signs up and a few doordashes have been going through on stream thankfully but he streams exclusively when he's in the negative now.

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Holy fuck, he doesn't even have strands. It's just pure skullet now.
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Someone should get cobes into Devin Townsend, a fellow disciple of the skullet

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dukekinny said:
His apartment is kind of nice; he does not do a good job at cleaning sometimes.
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Trailers aren't all that bad for single boglims and boglettes, they are cheap and easy to maintain. Walls might be thin though, which is kinda bad for the trailer park if Cobes brakes a ciggie or something else sets him off.
 
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