Line Of The Day

[Trombonista]

My mom was way worse than Robin but I’d still rather be me than Luna, even though I grew up to be a KF poster.

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

I completely disagree. There are many men who will fuck anything as long as it's vaguely warm, half of her onlyfans subscribers probably fantasize about locking her in a room to be their own personal human fleshlight to use at will.

"I think Narcan's for pussies."

"I called a welfare check on this lady and filmed it instead of raping her, look at how cool I am."
Way to go, buddy.

 

[Achtung Bitter]

So if you kill yourself, don't come crying to me.

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

I no longer hate you anymore, even though you doxed me.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

If the Koreans give Johnny Somali 10 years in a labor camp I will never use gook as a slur for Koreans again. They will all become honorable whites.

 

[Trombonista]

Elon’s son can buy tits and a vagina. Elon will never be able to buy respect and gamer cred.

People who want you to dislike or hate the same people of group of people as them are annoying. Why does it bother them if I don't hate someone?

 

[Trombonista]

no one actually wants to live like uncle ted. I'll buy into the "fake system" if it means I get to shit in a toilet with plumbing. thanks

 

[Trombonista]

Anna is fat and I would not have sex with her, and I don't think the cake would either

 

[Trombonista]

I’ll worship Sonichu before I worship a billionaire.

 

[Trombonista]

This is not how I would have guessed I qualify for minority status

 

[Trombonista]

Does anybody else struggle to wear their Kiwi Halloween shirts outside of October? Because Kim would not & I kinda envy that sort of recklessness.

 

[Trombonista]

You guys may talk about how Elon is negatively affecting real world political policy, or how he leaves a trail of mentally unwell children in his wake, or how he's a fake gamer, but you know what really pisses me off? The fact that I have to make a fucking twitter account to read anything on there. Every time someone links to a twitter post it won't let me read it and I have to find it on nitter.

Fuck you Elon I'm not making an account.

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

Perhaps not “line of the day” but this was so well-timed and funny by @Mr. Racewar1488

Disaster Post in thread 'Dumbledore and Others Are Cast for ‘Harry Potter’ TV Series'

Apr 15, 2025

Snape is a nigger teaching the dark arts? This series has serious meme potential now!

• Mr. Racewar1488

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[loveliestwarlord]

2night nd 4ever!

 

[Croak & Caw]

@Forsaken Wanderer's profile post, when asked why is he "yelling".

 

[Achtung Bitter]

I won't respond to questions about KiwiFarms. KF is a terrorist website.

 

[Trombonista]

Holy shit Sanders fell out the first round my coworker owes me lunch.

 

[Trombonista]

Elon might attempt suicide, but given his track record for engineering the rope would break and the tree would catch on fire.

 

[Trombonista]

If I had that face I’d be eating cake at every meal too, fuck it

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

The more I listen to Hamas Piker the more I think Zionism is great.