Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

The Creep wants $80 for his schizo prototype.

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With the expression that squonk has in that picture it makes the whole thing sound like some low tier hostage situation with the squonk desperate for someone to give lucas the money so he can get away from him

Its also the expression I can see lucas having while he's begging for said money, a really odd if somehow disturbingly appropriate picture
 
Every time the idiot narcissist Myrna wishes her Pedo Creep son a "happy birthday" and "praises" him for what ever it's like she is encouraging his behavior and the insanity he spews. Also does she think her friends do not know the Creep is a Predator. Yea, Myrna's friends will wish the "incredible man" a happy birthday but I'm sure they are so glad the "incredible man" is not near the teenagers/young girls in their own family..

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I say again. The Pedo Creeps needs to be dumped at her front door. Let him be "incredible" in her house.

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His mental illness came via his mother. She likely keeps herself well medicated to not make it obvious like her insane Creep of a son.

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Lucas Werner is living proof that some guys will fuck anything. Think before you spooge, gents.

I dread the prospect of dumping a quarter million plus dollars and nearly two decades into a kid just to end up with something like Puke Ass. No freakin' wonder dad ain't in the picture.
 
Lucas Werner is living proof that some guys will fuck anything. Think before you spooge, gents.

I dread the prospect of dumping a quarter million plus dollars and nearly two decades into a kid just to end up with something like Puke Ass. No freakin' wonder dad ain't in the picture.
Indeed. I'd be very surprised if king roy dumping the queen of narcissism didn't have alot to do with lucas. Particularly in regards to her enabling lucas and his behavior. Just look at how much she tries to excuse it, especially in her old blog posts. If king roy wanted no part of enabling that kind of behavior - and as a grown man he'd know damn well what lucas would inevitably turn into at some point being enabled, its to be expected he'd go 'fuck you crazy bitch, if you won't stop raising our son to be a headcase i'm out' and gtfo as quickly as he could. Likely didn't help that he knew myrna was mentally ill and medicated as well, so seeing as he could see what lucas was turning into it wouldn't be surprising if he started wondering if that was what myrna herself would turn into sooner or later if she stopped taking the meds or they stopped being as effective as she aged or caused serious side effects
 
I could probably get an invite to dinner at his dad’s house easier than he could lmao
You mean you aren't a member of King Roys inner court? He and I oft, chase game only royals are allowed to hunt then partake in courtly nights of brandy over a fire while we discuss, the colonies and those uppity .. nig... right wingers. As King Roy, is quite wealthy and lacks a suiting heir he oft makes the inner circle arm wrestle and other embarrassing tasks to earn his favor and perhaps, to be passed the elk kingdom.

In Re to Wonder Wino:

I rather enjoy the mix feeling of his folks, of pity and disgust, you REALLY nailed it right there, it's such an awful thing having a child who's wrong or off even in the littlest bit, heck I pity parents who's kids are some semi accepted minority like, homosexual, nerdy, sub sect religion etc. I think of Chibi, where his step dad left over the cow and his mom. But yeah having a child with issues must be hell and I'm sure it's hard and you try and fuck up even if you want the best, I think Myra wanted that but at same time, wanted some ass pats. It's a dangerous combo. I can see that straining or ruining things.

From what we've seen, I think King Roy saw the serious danger Lucas is and needed to put his foot down, it's sad but at same time what can you do if other parent isn't following with sane things. Lucas should have been warded. He's old enough they coulda thrown him into one then moved to a group home. Remember he couldn't stay at home because he refused meds, so he'd not go to a group home and be a wandering hobo much like now, but more "needy" and probably slunk back in.

Frankly I think dropping lucas off at a tard house at 5 would have been a healthier happier future for him than his own life and safer for women.

I have really mixed feelings, sure Myra helped create the beast as in she didn't get an abortion and coddled him, but at same time, they set up some basic fucking rules and Lucas refused. That's what bothers me, with out major PL I know someone who's much lower than Lucas, super family help and super dude, I love this guy but like stocking shelves is trig to him. He works does basic house chores folks manage his money he's a good dude. Now he's lucky he's got a good family. Lucas had this option, but chose to say no and can take tax payer money. I don't like how crazy people can just set their own rules and then get MY money. I mean picture that to any of us, maybe I'm really sad at work, I can't tell my boss yeah I got a temp case of depression, I'm going to work in scooby doo boxer shorts or I get unemployment.

Also, Lucas is fat and going to lose his feet, I've feel any well thought out post needs to end in pointing out his obesity and homosexuality.
 
Imagine trying to scorn haters by telling them they're not allowed at a place you're not allowed at either.

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WTF is it with him and prime rib? Also, when exactly were all these "dinners/parties" he's talking about? He makes it sound like he was there as an adult and we know that's not true.
 
WTF is it with him and prime rib? Also, when exactly were all these "dinners/parties" he's talking about? He makes it sound like he was there as an adult and we know that's not true.
Thats what i've been wondering. I mean lucas moved out shortly after he turned 18 so all these dinner parties would have taken place when he was a kid to late teens at the latest. Even if they happened he likely had little or no actual part in any of them. Especially given his behavior. At best I can see his parents doing more or less the same thing my grandparents would do at christmas - have a big table for the adults and a smaller one on the other side of the room for all the kids and neither had anything to do with each other. In his case it would have been the literal tard table. Lucas would either have sat there alone or at best with his brothers cause they were forced to by his parents during any parties (probably as much to make sure they kept lucas distracted and from becoming a problem for everyone else as much as to make lucas feel he was being included) and the irony being that lucas apparently doesn't realize he was being pandered to like a tard kid the whole time

Think about that.....it basically means lucas is bragging that the zoomer baes are missing out at getting stuck at the kids table with lucas and maybe his brothers for an evening of family feasting and wern farts

You heard that right ladies. How can you turn down such an amazing offer - a big seat next to lucas at the literal reject table, with a kids sized portion of prime rib, and if king roy is feeling extra generous - a top shelf bottle of sparkling apple juice from his own royal reserve (as we wouldn't want the other kids....or lucas for that matter, getting all liquored up and wandering into the party.....or maybe just give him some tonic water and tell him its gin and tonic, he's too stupid and has too screwy taste buds to notice the difference, he'll just think he has a high tolerance for liquor) and then of course its off to lucas's princely chambers next to king roys to play hide the royal sausage with the unwashed hobo crown prince himself
 
Indeed. I'd be very surprised if king roy dumping the queen of narcissism didn't have alot to do with lucas. Particularly in regards to her enabling lucas and his behavior. Just look at how much she tries to excuse it, especially in her old blog posts. If king roy wanted no part of enabling that kind of behavior - and as a grown man he'd know damn well what lucas would inevitably turn into at some point being enabled, its to be expected he'd go 'fuck you crazy bitch, if you won't stop raising our son to be a headcase i'm out' and gtfo as quickly as he could. Likely didn't help that he knew myrna was mentally ill and medicated as well, so seeing as he could see what lucas was turning into it wouldn't be surprising if he started wondering if that was what myrna herself would turn into sooner or later if she stopped taking the meds or they stopped being as effective as she aged or caused serious side effects
Honestly he made a poor decision by sleeping with Myrna in the first place but I suppose he had to fuck *something.* Honestly they should have been far stricter than they were, sure he'd come out a screw up but at least not this much.

PukeAss Wormfood is gonna end up in a mental asylum with no feet at the rate he's going, and nobody is going to feel sympathy for his dumb ass. Now I understand everybody has their problems but he's really done himself no favors.
Thats what i've been wondering. I mean lucas moved out shortly after he turned 18 so all these dinner parties would have taken place when he was a kid to late teens at the latest. Even if they happened he likely had little or no actual part in any of them. Especially given his behavior. At best I can see his parents doing more or less the same thing my grandparents would do at christmas - have a big table for the adults and a smaller one on the other side of the room for all the kids and neither had anything to do with each other. In his case it would have been the literal tard table. Lucas would either have sat there alone or at best with his brothers cause they were forced to by his parents during any parties (probably as much to make sure they kept lucas distracted and from becoming a problem for everyone else as much as to make lucas feel he was being included) and the irony being that lucas apparently doesn't realize he was being pandered to like a tard kid the whole time

Think about that.....it basically means lucas is bragging that the zoomer baes are missing out at getting stuck at the kids table with lucas and maybe his brothers for an evening of family feasting and wern farts

You heard that right ladies. How can you turn down such an amazing offer - a big seat next to lucas at the literal reject table, with a kids sized portion of prime rib, and if king roy is feeling extra generous - a top shelf bottle of sparkling apple juice from his own royal reserve (as we wouldn't want the other kids....or lucas for that matter, getting all liquored up and wandering into the party.....or maybe just give him some tonic water and tell him its gin and tonic, he's too stupid and has too screwy taste buds to notice the difference, he'll just think he has a high tolerance for liquor) and then of course its off to lucas's princely chambers next to king roys to play hide the royal sausage with the unwashed hobo crown prince himself
Maybe prime rib is what hobo 'tards think is high class dining. It's like "look at me zoomer baes I've got money" without actually saying it.

Or maybe he's just a fat fuck who wastes taxpayer dollars on food he can't afford otherwise.
 
Honestly he made a poor decision by sleeping with Myrna in the first place but I suppose he had to fuck *something.* Honestly they should have been far stricter than they were, sure he'd come out a screw up but at least not this much.

PukeAss Wormfood is gonna end up in a mental asylum with no feet at the rate he's going, and nobody is going to feel sympathy for his dumb ass. Now I understand everybody has their problems but he's really done himself no favors.

Maybe prime rib is what hobo 'tards think is high class dining. It's like "look at me zoomer baes I've got money" without actually saying it.

Or maybe he's just a fat fuck who wastes taxpayer dollars on food he can't afford otherwise.
He’s been dangling a prime rib dinner over a date’s head for years. I remember him specifically mentioning it all the way back in his tosh.0 days.

Edit - fuck me it was a porterhouse steak. I just remembered steak. Sorry.
 
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WTF is it with him and prime rib? Also, when exactly were all these "dinners/parties" he's talking about? He makes it sound like he was there as an adult and we know that's not true.
The dinners/parties are probably what Lucas sees on Myrna's Facebook timeline. The "prime rib" is something he's always talked about, and as we know, Lucas will spend all his money in a day or two at overpriced casual restaurants gorging himself.
 
He’s been dangling a prime rib dinner over a date’s head for years. I remember him specifically mentioning it all the way back in his tosh.0 days.
God damnit Poop Chute don't ruin prime rib for me by associating it in my mind with Pukeass. I wanna be able to enjoy it one last time before it gets inevitably outlawed and replaced with SoyRib.

He actually showed up on Tosh? Chris did too in passing.


OMG it really *is* the Telomere King himself!

Let's be honest he wasn't too bad looking when this was made. At least not compared to now. He's no male model but he could have done a little better with the feeeemales if he chilled out on his delusions a bit back then, and considered a wider age range as well.

But this is Pukeass Wormfood we're talking about, not some random lonely nerdy looking guy who could use a few pointers.

The dinners/parties are probably what Lucas sees on Myrna's Facebook timeline. The "prime rib" is something he's always talked about, and as we know, Lucas will spend all his money in a day or two at overpriced casual restaurants gorging himself.
Doesn't the old folks home take most of his tugboat for room and board? I can't imagine $20 or whatever he has left over gets him very far to begin with.

By the way your avi of Lucas, how recent is that photo?
 
It's from one of Lucas' motel stays within a year or so. Lucas has roughly $60-70 of spending money each month since Mallon Place, so he gets a couple meals, then he's broke.

Lucas looked decent back then in his more medicated days when he was calmer and fatter. Even now, he could probably get with some of the crazy women his age and older that he's shown on camera with him.
 
It's from one of Lucas' motel stays within a year or so. Lucas has roughly $60-70 of spending money each month since Mallon Place, so he gets a couple meals, then he's broke.

Lucas looked decent back then in his more medicated days when he was calmer and fatter. Even now, he could probably get with some of the crazy women his age and older that he's shown on camera with him.
Holy crap, $70 on food for two days? My grocery bill for a week is barely half that on a bad day.

I don't think crazy women on drugs in their late thirties or early forties would dig on a schizo who's going to lose his feet soon. From what I've heard I'll bet actual money he won't be able to keep them.

Yeah but they also provide an excellent way to examine his insanity. Not just his grand delusions like futuristic civilizations built on age-gap breeding or government-sponsored age gap galas, but also shitty mechanics of "inventing" things or using the letters in words to form attacks.

Tard Manifestos are overrated, Pedofreak Boardgames are a unique way to view into the mind of an insane hobo.
I forgot to mention that yeah I kinda picked up that something wasn't right about him when trying to understand the rules of his games, Let's be honest a board game themed off of a school cafeteria food fight isn't the worst idea, and could be kinda funny.

But this guy's basically trying to recreate chess but in a more complicated and confusing package.
 
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Let's be honest he wasn't too bad looking when this was made. At least not compared to now. He's no male model but he could have done a little better with the feeeemales if he chilled out on his delusions a bit back then, and considered a wider age range as well.

Lucas looked decent back then in his more medicated days when he was calmer and fatter. Even now, he could probably get with some of the crazy women his age and older that he's shown on camera with him.
The Creep is violent. He's bad news for any woman. The POS would end up with another DV conviction. Also don't forget, his "taste" will always be for young girls.
 
Could NFT tycoon Lucas be the next big thing?

Watch this space!

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Bullshit! If some queefy bae reached out to him, he would not question it. He would 100 percent fall for the airline tickets out of town catfish stunt again. He learned nothing from that event. He has been moooing about evidence for years, but if some baby zoom catfish reaches out to him, he believes it!
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Bullshit! If some queefy bae reached out to him, he would not question it. He would 100 percent fall for the airline tickets out of town catfish stunt again. He learned nothing from that event. He has been moooing about evidence for years, but if some baby zoom catfish reaches out to him, he believes it!
I love how he tries to use his skepticism (evidence or fuck off!) as a cover for the fact that even Lucas himself can't believe anyone would willingly meet him to hang out.

If someone asks to hang out with you, and your response is "No, I don't believe this is a sincere request", you're telling the world something about YOURSELF, not about everyone else...
 
All these unfunny faggots in his Instagram comments pretending to be young girls should step their trolling game up and film a dinner with his dad instead.

Let's be honest he wasn't too bad looking when this was made. At least not compared to now. He's no male model but he could have done a little better with the feeeemales if he chilled out on his delusions a bit back then, and considered a wider age range as well.
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Sorry for double post but Lucas definitely wasn’t always this disheveled. In this picture he could almost pass as Ewan Mcgregor’s Down syndrome brother.
 
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The Creep is violent. He's bad news for any woman. The POS would end up with another DV conviction. Also don't forget, his "taste" will always be for young girls.
Plenty of guys with violent records do well enough with women. All I was saying is he could have done better if he let go of some of his delusions.

Of course I don't see that happening but I'm just saying plenty of guys who are bad news do fine. It's just not as readily apparent as with Pukeass.

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Sorry for double post but Lucas definitely wasn’t always this disheveled. In this picture he could almost pass as Ewan Mcgregor’s Down syndrome brother.
He's definitely gone down the tubes since getting thrown out of a fartbox or two and developing a taste for shitty takeout.
 
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