Mar-27-2023 - Chris is out of custody

[GamerGateSurvivor]

He still has to stay away from Barb correct?

Does the law say he has to? Yes. Are his toys still inside the house? Yes. Is Chris capable of not doing dumbass shit and learning from his mistakes? Hell no.

 

[Blitzsneed]

It's over, the end is nigh. Save yourself (and your granny) while you still can.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Now we need someone to publish "My Struggle-Cuddle" and the timelines will merge successfully

Chris was allegedly keeping a notebook of people who contacted him in jail, so maybe that and whatever other crazy ramblings he had will get posted now.

 

[My Name is Mud]

Just yesterday I was in a friends car, who has a young kid. So there's always a good amount of toys and stuff in there. Looking down on the passenger side floor I saw a plastic cube puzzle. I picked it up and turned it and there was a sonic image on it that reminded me of chris. how could it not? I stared at it for maybe a minute or more as my mind was flooded with a montage of memories until they noticed and asked what the hell I was doing.

Me: have you ever heard of chris chan?
Friend: No, whos that?
Me: Long story, you dont really want to know.
Friend: Ok...
Me: Can I have this?
Friend: lol sure

It was a sign

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Did you fucking solve the puzzle box? Did you fucking unleash him?

 

[Mad Mamba]

 

[General Emílio Médici]

He walks among us

 

[Yksi_Toveri]

Can he still make it to the brony convention?

I would assume a bond order would say "Stay the fuck in Virginia." Not saying Chris wouldn't break bond terms, but I have rarely heard fo a bond allowing people to leave the state unless they live in another state.

 

[Fools Idol]

Look at my nigga, fresh and ready to paint the town red. Ladies watch out!

 

[Glowie]

Who paid his bond? I really want to know.
And where Chris will go?

 

[Buoyant Armiger]

Jesus Christ walks among us once more.

 

[Corbax]

And people say calorie deficit diets don't work.

What, do fatties not believe the laws of thermodynamics apply to them?

 

[Cpt. Stud Beefpile]

Holy shit, he's loose again.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

>Gender: Male



he looks like a starved prisoner of war but i can still see the fat rolls. yuck.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

What the hell? Who paid?

 

[There She Glows]

Lost interest in Chris years ago and all the jokes are played out but God help me I really need some closure to this story.

 

[Psyduck]

And thus begins the Revenge arc...

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

attempting to get a job

Good one.

 

[PetiteFeet]

So, what happens now? Is the Merge gonna continue? Will he seek out Barbussy to heal her soul through further intercourse? Will the people who were always supposed to take care of Chris finally stop neglecting him and give him the therapy he needs?

But most importantly, will Null finally be accepted back to be at the side of Jesus Chris(t), like He forgave Judas for his sins?

 

[vomitusdeux]

Man Jesus Christ got thin in jail.

 

[Tiger Jack]

The True & Honest King of Cows has come back to reclaim his crown!
Hide and find out, Ethan Ralph. You have lost the Mandate of Heaven!