Mar-27-2023 - Chris is out of custody

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Dear lord this thread has gotten weirdly autistic.

As for the SSDI, even if it hasn't been frozen due to the mother fucker being jailed pending trial for 2 years, there's not going to be a big pot there waiting for him. If it's still showing up monthly, then it's still going to pay the same bills it has always been going towards. Barb is the guardian/caregiver. The money goes to her, she pays the mortgage. This is why Chris was arrested for taking "his money" out of Barb's account.

With a Tard Tugboat the money typically doesn't go directly to the tard. Rather it is dispersed to the caregiver or a caregiver account to provide for the tards basic needs. Food, housing, soap.
 
Chris is used to his own routine. He would probably not like adjusting it to other people's directions. It will be like working at Wendy's again and Chris is going to have a huge spurg out.
Surely two years of prison would have made his brain malleable like mash potatoes when it comes to that.
 
Here are my opinions on several commonly asked questions, from the experience of working in a low-barrier to entry [read: 90% serious mental illness rate] homeless shelter.
I will say I think it is more likely Chris is in a group home or transitional housing rather than a homeless shelter.

How can Chris get into Gateway housing if he's a sex offender, and they say they don't take people with sex offences?
Well, who is going to advertise that they do take sex offenders? Chris hasn't been formally convicted, isn't on a registry, and incest may not count- basically, it's not unlikely that Chris is still eligible, probably just with more hoops that someone had to jump through for him. If not at Gateway, someplace else.

WOHOAHA! CHRIS IS TOTALLY GONNA DO AN AUTISM FIT AND THEY'RE GONNA MAKE HIM DO WORK!!!! AuTisM MelTDOwnN!!!!
I consider it highly unlikely that the mental hospital did not get Chris on some psych drugs, and in general he's had a lot of his pride beaten out of him, and removed from his built-up hoard of security, toys, and Twitter hugboxing.
Whether he has something else is a matter for debate, but it's clear Chris IS autistic.
He might stress-sigh or throw a tantrum the first few days of having to do a chore or task.
Once it's his routine, he'll do it. He's not so mentally ill, retarded, or oppositional-defiant that basic discipline tactics won't work.
You guys are also assuming a lot of barking of orders.... consider a middle-aged, firm-yet-nice social worker who plays into Chris' delusions somewhat, but also knows how to manipulate him for good and take advantage where she can to get him to act appropriately. Like the bitchy women who complimented Chris on his makeup at the gay bars to fluff their egos. There are lots of social workers like this, who make their living getting 20-something year olds with 0 father figures to wash their butts, wear belts, and work jobs- and a lot of it is coddling and compliments, not yelling.

It's not like Wendy's. A group home won't fire someone for having abysmal performance their first week. I can't speak for group homes, but we let people go about 3 days in the shelter before we ask them to start doing anything, just so we can assess their mental state and capabilities, and so they can settle in and see how things work.
If Chris really refused to do anything and just constantly chimped out, he'd probably eventually get sent back to jail or a mental hospital. This is a common cycle: mental hospital, jail, transitional program, throw a brick at your social worker, back to jail, etc. Not even getting into probation violations.

What I see for the future:
I honestly see a long and boring arc where Chris is relatively silent online for the years to come, and repeatedly is in court cases, probation, jail, mental hospitals against his will, etc. I can see him violating restraining orders or probation by accessing his mom's accounts or visiting her etc. Any party involved with helping him is going to tell him to not have an online presence.....

The only way you're going to get a more fiery ending to the lore of Chris-Chan is if things go the way of Terry Davis (RIP). I think death by rapidly declining health leading to a prolonged hospital stay or nursing home, something like cancer or uncontrolled diabetes causing complications, or heart attacks/strokes, is also a high possibility in the next fifteen years- and it's highly likely Chris will not be online to post funny tard rages about it.
 
When Chris was released, this was in my recommended
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they almost timed that release date perfectly.
I played it. It's a visual novel and takes a couple hours. The credits actually mention April Fool's Day.

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All I know is that if my man is truly free, he's got a new sonic movie and video games to return to. Dude hasn't been able to touch his weird media in a year and a half, imagine returning to your favorite shit after that long of a time. Bro is probably the happiest he's ever been right now.
If Chris is allowed to freely spend a pile of money, there are a bunch of Lego sets he's going to buy. He won't be able to resist the Sonic sets and just look at this badass Optimus Prime kit. It may not be possible for him to buy that kind of thing if he's stuck in a group home. For Sonic 2 he'll need a streaming subscription and I'm not sure he'd have access to that, but TV and video games seems like a good way to keep some tards out of trouble and give them an incentive to behave. I doubt they'll have recent stuff though. Maybe he could buy Sonic 2 on DVD or get it from a ween.

Side note: When I looked up Optimus Prime I saw the Titanic set, holy shit. It's over four feet long and literally over 9000 pieces. I wonder what organs I can sell to afford this thing?
I wouldn't be surprised if "prator" or whoever is washing his HRT addled nuts now were skimming off the top while Chris is in the clink. You know Chris would totally hand over banking or login info for his account if his little online buttbuddies fed his delusions enough.
I think Praetor took most of the money from selling Chris's art and left him very little. I know that Chris is a detestable person but I feel they were exploitative for not giving him a bigger share of the proceeds. Their main job was to receive mail from Chris and post it online and ship it when it sold, and that's not very laborious. From the CWCki:
Caden: […] Let me just say, our goal is not to take anything. Our goal is not just to be screwing with Christine. Our goal here is just to make cash with her, as a partnership - right?
MKR: Then why don’t you pay her more?
Caden: We do!
Naught?: That income split is kind of fucked.
Chris: THEY PAID ME 400 BUCKS las- abou- about a few weeks ago! They paid me 400 bucks…
MKR: Out of the $6,000 they made
 
Chris' stuff was being thrown out not long after the accident, so she was most likely being cared for. I highly doubt she would throw his shit out herself.
She has tried to throw out his stuff in the past and this would have been the perfect opportunity to finally get it done.

But we don’t know what was in those boxes and bags.

Surely two years of prison would have made his brain malleable like mash potatoes when it comes to that.
Prison, maybe. Jail is different.
 
Right that's where my mind goes with this. Chris as basically zero control over -anything- anymore, whether the state took it or these weens floating around him took it.
Exactly. They could have cleaned Chris out before he got out, if he was able to save any of his tugboats. Maybe that's why we haven't heard from him or Praetor much since he got out.
That's the outcome that has my vote.
I doubt Chris would lift a finger to get any back tugboats owed unless some tard wrangler held his hand through the whole process. Hell, they might have to fill the whole form out themselves and just have Chris sign it where it needed his signature. We don't really know how well Chris is doing after spending a long time (for him at least) in jail. I totally think he's lazy enough to leave, what? Like 24K on the table in back SSDI cheques?
I think Praetor took most of the money from selling Chris's art and left him very little. I know that Chris is a detestable person but I feel they were exploitative for not giving him a bigger share of the proceeds. Their main job was to receive mail from Chris and post it online and ship it when it sold, and that's not very laborious.
Holy ol' fuck, its worse than I though. They gave him only 400 bones after he made like 6 grand in art sales?! Yeah. Those niggas were robbing Chris blind. I doubt he would have any money left even if he was getting SSDI's direct deposited into his bank.
 
Holy ol' fuck, its worse than I though. They gave him only 400 bones after he made like 6 grand in art sales?! Yeah. Those niggas were robbing Chris blind. I doubt he would have any money left even if he was getting SSDI's direct deposited into his bank.
This. That's why I really don't like praetor. Weens are annoying as hell but praetor are enabling him and exploiting him. They keep feeding into his bullshit to try to get him pumping out merch.

As much I don't like praetor, looks like caden is telling the truth, Chris has a stockpile of tugboat money that he's sitting on. I wonder who has control of the account now. I can't imagine caden taking the money from it if he has control, it would be stupid if he did.

Anyway Chris is out of jail but I think he's in some type of home, jail didn't have medical means to keep him there so I believe we won't hear from Chris till we hear a verdict.

Also Chris has gone offline for a minute but he always comes back, like when Bob died, his ego won't allow him to stay off unless the meds keep him sane or legally he can't for the time being.
 
Surely two years of prison would have made his brain malleable like mash potatoes when it comes to that.
Being incarcerated doesn't change the underlying problem that he's retarded. He will continue to have the same retarded reactions to authority unless/until he's medicated to the point of being compliant.
 
Assuming Chris does come out of this with money from backed up tugboat payment, won't he then have to deal with the various debt collectors that were hounding him before he was arrested? IIRC Chris was able to hold them off somewhat by spending the monthly tugboat before they could come after him, but if he does have a savings from unspent payments might the various agencies get more this time?
 
Assuming Chris does come out of this with money from backed up tugboat payment, won't he then have to deal with the various debt collectors that were hounding him before he was arrested? IIRC Chris was able to hold them off somewhat by spending the monthly tugboat before they could come after him, but if he does have a savings from unspent payments might the various agencies get more this time?
i mean chris's credit score is what, 26? what are they going to do, give him more debt he won't pay off?
 
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Chris is out and whether he has money or not, it’s irrelevant. It’s asking if a homeless man has toys or not. Internet access is key:
-Praetor is not to be believed. Not in interviews, not on Etsy; nowhere. I think the jail art is real, but not much else.
I called the jail and they said he was moved to another facility, not sure if they ment a hospital or a home.
-This is the only recent development I trust. I’m not Pointless Sperg, but Vinelink is just another shitty portal. It can obviously be wrong.
Chris is out when we see him. Until then, the Merge is incomplete.
 
I wonder which timeline has them dissapear for a few years, then pop back as a well adjusted individual that goes around raising awareness for mental health and goes around talking at schools teaching kids about about adaptation skills, where to find help resources, and where NOT to find help resources.
 
When I looked up Optimus Prime I saw the Titanic set, holy shit. It's over four feet long and literally over 9000 pieces. I wonder what organs I can sell to afford this thing?
It costs less than $700.

In regarding to lego prices we must know that are few separate topics:

- price of present lego sets - that in shops, this aren't expensive;
- price of legacy lego sets (for example old bionicles or so) - this can be expensive as fuck, if you wish to buy a set from 1980's in mint state be ready to pay a crazy amount of cash (for example: UNICEF van),
- price of pick-a-brick ordered from lego - this is in between,
- price of assorted bricks from craiglist - cheap, but covered by navy of a tard is probable.
 
I know that Chris is a detestable person but I feel they were exploitative for not giving him a bigger share of the proceeds. Their main job was to receive mail from Chris and post it online and ship it when it sold, and that's not very laborious.
The $400/$6000 split discussed in that clip was from before Praetor was selling Chris's drawings. IIRC, at the time the sales were mostly of 3D printed medallions Praetor had made themselves.
 
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