May 3, 2022 - Chris returned to CVRJ

Iamthatis said:
look at his eyes….he looks broken. I think maybe they gave him drugs that snapped him out of his psychosis and he realizes what he’s done. That’s why he’s back he’s ready to be charged and understand what’s happening.
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I think not being around people who catered to his every whim gave him flashbacks to his abusive babysitter and he regressed back to when he when he stopped speaking. That or he's so drugged up his brain has turned to mush.
 
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Hopkinsville Goblin said:
I just signed up for VINELink and I think I've got a slightly better mugshot. It weighs in at a whopping 6,893 bytes. If you open it in a new tab you can zoom in by holding Ctrl and rolling your mouse wheel. The photo appears to have a DO NOT COPY watermark on it.

EDIT: I used an AI enhancement service (PicWish) to zoom in and enhance. I'm attaching it to this post.
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The white background would make for a really good photoshop battle if not for the "do not copy."
 
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Iamthatis said:
look at his eyes….he looks broken. I think maybe they gave him drugs that snapped him out of his psychosis and he realizes what he’s done. That’s why he’s back he’s ready to be charged and understand what’s happening.
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He got Buck Broken by a horde of psychotic Negro Virginian schizophrenics in that loony bin.
 
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These new pictures raise a few compelling questions, namely when was the last time he slept.
Was he being medicated while at the other facility, or just receiving counseling?
IF he was being medicated, did he take the medication willingly or did he hide it/ spit it out after it was given?
and most tantalizingly, is he still absolutely batshit insane?
 
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Oof... That picture almost makes me feel bad for him... Almost.

This is it. This is Chris at his absolute lowest. He's finally hit rock bottom. He's been in jail almost an entire year. No toys, no internet, no my little pony, no barbussy. Reality has sunk in and he finally realizes he might be gone for a very very long time... Hey, at least things can only go up from here! At least he's lost weight and someone finally made him take a shower. Now if only someone can convince him to get a haircut...
 
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Sugriva said:
Oof... That picture almost makes me feel bad for him... Almost.

This is it. This is Chris at his absolute lowest. He's finally hit rock bottom. He's been in jail almost an entire year. No toys, no internet, no my little pony, no barbussy. Reality has sunk in and he finally realizes he might be gone for a very very long time... Hey, at least things can only go up from here! At least he's lost weight and someone finally made him take a shower. Now if only someone can convince him to get a haircut...
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Come on we know this is not rock bottom.
Every time Chris hit rock bottom he somehow digs deeper.
In 10 years we will see he has a new rock bottom.
 
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Dr. Silvestrechu said:
An immortal Chris may be too powerful of a force to unleash upon the world.
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Someone's going to upload the entire CWCki into some software that uses the data to recreate Chris's personality and he will end up roaming the Internet forever like a more unemployable Lawnmower Man, and his newfound immortality will allow Digital Chris to truly become the messiah of a real Neo-Spiritual Christianity cult.
 
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Sugriva said:
Oof... That picture almost makes me feel bad for him... Almost.
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I felt that way seeing it too since part of me kind of likes some stuff about Chris and he certainly has been a figure of fun for us.

Then I remember his disgusting vivid descriptions of his romps in the hay and as Scott Steiner said “You don’t get my sympy at all.”
 
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Hopkinsville Goblin said:
I just signed up for VINELink and I think I've got a slightly better mugshot. It weighs in at a whopping 6,893 bytes. If you open it in a new tab you can zoom in by holding Ctrl and rolling your mouse wheel. The photo appears to have a DO NOT COPY watermark on it.

EDIT: I used an AI enhancement service (PicWish) to zoom in and enhance. I'm attaching it to this post.
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You see that dead look? That's the meds working.
 
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Coomfucius said:
I think not being around people who catered to his every whim gave him flashbacks to his abusive babysitter and he regressed back to when he when he stopped speaking. That or he's so drugged up his brain has turned to mush.
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I can't wait until we get our first jail letter from Chris, I wonder if he still claims to be Jesus.
 
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Ok, one thing that has me in a state of confuzzlement is whether there is some meaning to him being transferred back to CVRJ instead of just left in whatever loony bin he was in.

Any ideas? I don't have any obviously or I'd have offered one, as stupid as it would have been.
 
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