Mystery Woman's Story - You dare question the King's indefatigable loyalty to his GF???

[neger psykolog]

It's been asked 9001 times? What is this thread for? Mystery Woman's said her story is over.

No. This is a lesson to BSV and KGhaleon about being autistic.

I don't give a fuck if I have to threadban every last person, I'm not closing this thread until I personally decide to.

This thread right now

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And to anyone who was bitching 200 pages ago about me being heavy handed, scroll up and read all the autism that was allowed. Now that I'm happy with the information the source has shared I don't have to be polite anymore. I don't give a fuck if I have to wipe the floor with every last sperg in here, I'm going to make it squeaky clean.

Almost all of you asked the stupidest questions I've ever seen and almost none of you know how to read. Go play fucking hopscotch because you're shit at using forums.

Isn't that the normal way to install heaters/elements? You will get the air circulating in the room if installed next to windows.

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why the fuck are you talking about the installation of heaters and elements in this fucking thread

I'm done for now, still if there are holes in her story somebody will eventually point it out, you can't stop it

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This was a very weak trolling attempt so I suspect the Dutch trollop.

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A day ago it was pretty much agreed that this escort woman was a troll (a pretty bad one at that too) feeding off the attention she was getting. Now "she" comes out here directly and posts a story where almost everything is based off well known facts, like

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[neger psykolog]

I'll humor this. How much are you owed?

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sound like rely fucking dumb ways to get paid.

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Inches in europe?

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Absolutely not. Nobody in my country ever uses inches for anything. Now, I'm not from the same country as her, but we're fairly close geographically. Brits use inches. General Europeans do not.

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Seems that for every slip up, mystery woman makes. There is an instant rebuttal/ counter.

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You know that ol saying if it sounds too good to be true.

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Lol,this is clearly a troll,whats this "enjoy the thread" thing? There are lots of ways of bringing proof to this topic but she has not because she is trolling a bunch of autists. Thread ban me if you want ,this is so stupid.

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If you have any details, can you post pictures of receipts from restaurants that you and Phil may have visited together? That would go a long way in establishing your credibility.

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Ok there, I think I managed to get rid of the most exceptional people.

This thread is for talking to MW and discussing pertinent information, if you don't like it then post in the shitting street thread or message/email her directly.

Things that are no longer considered pertinent:

• The legality of prostitution
• The legal and moral difference between prostitution / escorting
• NDAs and legal/ethics surrounding them
• Asking for proof every 5 seconds
• How to install window blinds and heater elements in your house
• Recipes for brownies
• Motherhood and infant care
• Penis measurement standards around the world
• "It may have already been asked"
  • it has fuck off
• "I didn't read the last few pages but..."
  • fuck off no one cares
• Anything to do with Vidar
• Anything to do with KoP
• Christmas trees, Christmas tree decorations and other ornamental discussions
• The debate about brownies vs cookies
• Anything to do with Fred Fuchs
• "I'm not personally fully satisfied"
  • no one cares
• "What does DSP's girlfriend have to do with anything?"
  • no one cares
• "I don't trust that this person has been verified!"
  • no one cares
• Asking for copies of NDAs
• Asking to violate an NDA because bla bla bla
• Asking for interviews on your shitty no views podcast

EDIT:

• Asking about the podcast that MW mentioned earlier is now considered a hate crime

 

[JackDavis]

Hello MysteryWoman. Do you have an update on when you will be on that podcast?

 

[neger psykolog]

Hello MysteryWoman. Do you have an update on when you will be on that podcast?

shit nigga i didnt put that in my list.
fair game.

but don't go asking it 500 times over because people already asked that shit.

 

[Sammy]

@neger psykolog Could you possibly also update the OP for some of the more recent events? Trying to keep the timeline of this saga going, and only things up to bowniegate are listed in the OP. I know Phil ran a stream and MW got da money, and then I guess some other girls were talking about coming out but they don't have anything to do with MW? Everything so spread out honestly and this thread seems to be the epicenter. If there's another thread better suited to the task? Is there a wiki page for this adventure yet on lolcow wiki?

As for talking directly to @MysteryWoman, is this the first time this kind of thing has ever happened with a client of yours? This might be a little off topic but since it sounds like the main part of this story is past, I'm just curious if you've ever had other clients try to rip you off. If you have, what other ways did you go about getting your money? Share only as much as you would like or can, since you're damn good about NDAs it seems.

I'm also curious if you've ever escorted for any celebrities - not fourth rate internet celebs, but someone of Hollywood ilk, a big, BIG name person. Obviously you can't give out juicy details because, again, NDAs, but I'm just curious how far your resume goes.

 

[Yonigbo]

I find it hilarious that a random hooker turned the Farms into her own personal hugbox. The Whiteknight thirst is real here.

 

[neger psykolog]

I find it hilarious that a random hooker turned the Farms into her own personal hugbox. The Whiteknight thirst is real here.

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[MysteryWoman]

@neger psykolog Could you possibly also update the OP for some of the more recent events? Trying to keep the timeline of this saga going, and only things up to bowniegate are listed in the OP. I know Phil ran a stream and MW got da money, and then I guess some other girls were talking about coming out but they don't have anything to do with MW? Everything so spread out honestly and this thread seems to be the epicenter. If there's another thread better suited to the task? Is there a wiki page for this adventure yet on lolcow wiki?

As for talking directly to @MysteryWoman, is this the first time this kind of thing has ever happened with a client of yours? This might be a little off topic but since it sounds like the main part of this story is past, I'm just curious if you've ever had other clients try to rip you off. If you have, what other ways did you go about getting your money? Share only as much as you would like or can, since you're damn good about NDAs it seems.

I'm also curious if you've ever escorted for any celebrities - not fourth rate internet celebs, but someone of Hollywood ilk, a big, BIG name person. Obviously you can't give out juicy details because, again, NDAs, but I'm just curious how far your resume goes.

It's the first time someone tried to screw me out of my money yes, as for BIG name celebrities yes I do a lot of them are spread all over the world. I also have some as regulars who book yearly at set dates but as you said it's not something I can talk about but my clients range from celebs like Basketball Players, Football Players, Baseball Players, Wrestlers and many other sports men and women, Artists, Actors, Business Men and Women, down to the youtubers and reguler average day to to day men and women and they are not all just men some are women and there are even couples that simply want a threesome or that want other services. Then some simply book for a dinner date, movie date, business date etc.

 

[BLACKPINKPRO]

Philly boy admitting he needs to buy clothes for his "gf" is pretty significant. Sharp observation there @MysteryWoman

 

[CausticMinory]

So Phil bought clothes for her to wear... Does that include underwear cause if so his whole "Dogging" thing might go further than just watching.

 

[DetractorBeam]

:^)

 

[Sammy]

It's the first time someone tried to screw me out of my money yes, as for BIG name celebrities yes I do a lot of them are spread all over the world. I also have some as regulars who book yearly at set dates but as you said it's not something I can talk about but my clients range from celebs like Basketball Players, Football Players, Baseball Players, Wrestlers and many other sports men and women, Artists, Actors, Business Men and Women, down to the youtubers and reguler average day to to day men and women and they are not all just men some are women and there are even couples that simply want a threesome or that want other services. Then some simply book for a dinner date, movie date, business date etc.

Thanks for the information! Have there ever been any funny stories you could share with us, without dropping names or NDA stuff? Like, "One time I was escorting a WWE Wrestler and he wanted to go ice skating and he was really awful at it and he fell on his butt a lot" or "I went to a fancy dinner with a well known actor, and the waiter tripped and our dinner ended up on our expensive suits and dresses?" or "We got caught in the rain for two hours and no taxi" or anything like that?

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

@MysteryWoman Phil claimed he was up all night talking to "his girlfriend" in the airport when she got stuck, we all know his nighttime habits are those of a 13 year old when mom and dad are out of town though. Seems unlikely he'd do anything that thoughtful.

Can you drop any hints about that or whether the unnamed client even bothered to check in on you while you were stranded temporarily from delays?

 

[DukeMorty]

Well I believe I found Tiffany's Twitch account (saw her account in the view section of Phils stream) and her profile pic was similar to the one Kimberlie posted. Had the same background and person on it but she is wearing a different outfit and is front facing. Now the pic seems to be cropped because you can see white borders on the side. Also note on the bottom left there is a light brown object (maybe a drawer) that was not in the first pic of Tiffany. Now this image could be faked by somebody photoshopping another persons body but she is wearing the ring on her left hand, similar body structure, and similar face. The issue with this is that the image is a profile icon so its like 70x70 with 96 dpi so its grainy but if you look at the image with your phone its a bit more crisper. Also the account was made on 1/7/18 so either Tiffany just made a Twitch account or the troll made it to make the Tiffany story seem believable.
@MysteryWoman My question to you is that if "Tiffany" has contacted you back with new info (I figure you would tell us if she did) or she dropped from the face of the planet?

 

[MissDMeaner]

this thread is autistic fan fiction

 

[HG 400]

And to anyone who was bitching 200 pages ago about me being heavy handed, scroll up and read all the autism that was allowed. Now that I'm happy with the information the source has shared I don't have to be polite anymore. I don't give a fuck if I have to wipe the floor with every last sperg in here, I'm going to make it squeaky clean.

Almost all of you asked the stupidest questions I've ever seen and almost none of you know how to read. Go play fucking hopscotch because you're shit at using forums.

Awesome.

For anyone here who thinks this is 'heavy-handed', let me tell you the story of "Beauty Parlor", our female-centric subforum. That place started as a delicate little rosegarden tended by the most adorable and gentle-hearted of our moderatrices, who curated things with little more than gentle prodding and the occasional light touch. Over time, the autism wore them down and the primary issue was 'one-cow posters', people whose obsessive retardation is off the charts to such a level that they come here solely to screech in autistic rage and shit their pants over a single individual person. What started as a sweet and gentle corner of kiwifarms slowly deteriorated, and now those fresh-faced young ladies have the thousand-yard stare and don't even flinch any more when I stroll in and utterly destroy people's irl lives right in front of them. Where once they protected and cared for their little corner of the Kiwi Farms, now they just stare down in mute indifference, broken of anything that once made them human, raped of their compassion and empathy and caring, and robbed of any desire to ever stop me from doing anything, to anybody.

This subforum is already a 'one-cow board', so it's amazing neger has lasted this long and put up with so much of your embarrassing bullshit. Deciding to moderate more proactively is just the beginning, when that doesn't work (and it won't), he's going to burn out and give up on you. Sooner or later you screeching subhuman apes are going to wear him down to the point where he no longer cares about your welfare. Sooner or later that precious little spark of life in his eyes is going to flatten out into the dead, hollow blackness, fixed 1,000 yards ahead into the bleak, desolate nothingness that so many of our hotpockets are just waiting to claim them. Sooner or later he's going to lose the ability to differentiate between good and evil, between reasonable responses and utterly disproportionate reprisals. Sooner or later, friends, he's going to let Dynastia take the wheel, and when you all finally understand the bed you've made for yourself you'll beg him to come back and save you, and he'll just look down and he'll whisper 'No.'

 

[neger psykolog]

this thread is autistic fan fiction

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oh yeah, spoiler alert:
if you trigger a threadban 4 autism you will now get 4 warning points which are forum wide.

 

[MysteryWoman]

@MysteryWoman Phil claimed he was up all night talking to "his girlfriend" in the airport when she got stuck, we all know his nighttime habits are those of a 13 year old when mom and dad are out of town though. Seems unlikely he'd do anything that thoughtful.

Can you drop any hints about that or whether the unnamed client even bothered to check in on you while you were stranded temporarily from delays?

O he was up all night allright because he was scared shitless that he had to end up paying more

Well I believe I found Tiffany's Twitch account (saw her account in the view section of Phils stream) and her profile pic was similar to the one Kimberlie posted. Had the same background and person on it but she is wearing a different outfit and is front facing. Now the pic seems to be cropped because you can see white borders on the side. Also note on the bottom left there is a light brown object (maybe a drawer) that was not in the first pic of Tiffany. Now this image could be faked by somebody photoshopping another persons body but she is wearing the ring on her left hand, similar body structure, and similar face. The issue with this is that the image is a profile icon so its like 70x70 with 96 dpi so its grainy but if you look at the image with your phone its a bit more crisper. Also the account was made on 1/7/18 so either Tiffany just made a Twitch account or the troll made it to make the Tiffany story seem believable.
@MysteryWoman My question to you is that if "Tiffany" has contacted you back with new info (I figure you would tell us if she did) or she dropped from the face of the planet?

That's the twitch account she also gave me, no I haven't hear from her in days so I still have no idea what to make of it, although I'm leaning 90% towards it being a troll at this point with the reason probably to make people forget Phill hired an escort or whatever other reason they might have

 

[HG 400]

I still have no idea what to make of it

Basically you're just kinda dumb and you got taken for an obvious ruse cruise. My condolences.

 

[OwO What's This?]

This has been an amazing journey and I fully endorse building a wall to keep out the street shitters.