OKCupid update?

[CatParty]

I can see him living out the urban legend of a spider laying eggs in his face.

You made me do it...

Spoiler

Seems about right hahahaha.


Also, Chris, since you are more than likely reading this, deleting the picture seems the right thing to do because apparently, it is the ONLY thing wrong with your dating profile.

 

[cypocryphy]

Holding a conversation. What on Earth besides Sonichu would he even be able to talk about?

 

[BigAltheGreat921]

Holding a conversation. What on Earth besides Sonichu would he even be able to talk about?

Himself.

 

[pickleniggo]

Yes Chris I'm sure your mommy enjoys the numerous lunches with you at McDonald's.

What that may look like.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Holding a conversation. What on Earth besides Sonichu would he even be able to talk about?

The topics are many and varies. They include anime that nobody cares about, Family Guy, and anecdotes about his life with autism. It's not like other people want to talk about world events, philosophy, history, or their own problems. People exist as ciphers to Chris. They are empty vessels into which his babble and semen can be channeled.

 

[CatParty]

Holding a conversation. What on Earth besides Sonichu would he even be able to talk about?

The topics are many and varies. They include anime that nobody cares about, Family Guy, and anecdotes about his life with autism. It's not like other people want to talk about world events, philosophy, history, or their own problems. People exist as ciphers to Chris. They are empty vessels into which his babble and semen can be channeled.

Random access humor and how he was in bobs nutsack when he fought in the war.

 

[Henry Bemis]

Holding a conversation. What on Earth besides Sonichu would he even be able to talk about?

The topics are many and varies. They include anime that nobody cares about, Family Guy, and anecdotes about his life with autism. It's not like other people want to talk about world events, philosophy, history, or their own problems. People exist as ciphers to Chris. They are empty vessels into which his babble and semen can be channeled.

He'll quote an episode of Family Guy verbatim, but won't remember what he said five minutes ago.

 

[Night Terror]

Yeah, okay.
As a bloke with very long hair (which I take very good care of, thank you) I can firmly attest that he needs to chop it all off.
His hairline is receeding so much, a buzzcut would probably be best for him, as soon as possible. It'd not only look far better, but what hair he has left will last longer.
Such a simple act would help him in the long run. It wouldn't surprise me if he had lice in that mess (do I mean his hair or his house? I mean both)

 

[snowkitten91]

Holding a conversation. What on Earth besides Sonichu would he even be able to talk about?

LittleBigPlanet, how badly he still wants a boyfriend-free girl, his hate for that damn JEW Snyder... anything that revolves around our autistic hero will do.

EDIT: Btw, your avatar image never fails to make me laugh, ChrisIsGay, I love it.

 

[pickleniggo]

Holding a conversation. What on Earth besides Sonichu would he even be able to talk about?

The topics are many and varies. They include anime that nobody cares about, Family Guy, and anecdotes about his life with autism. It's not like other people want to talk about world events, philosophy, history, or their own problems. People exist as ciphers to Chris. They are empty vessels into which his babble and semen can be channeled.

Random access humor and how he was in bobs nutsack when he fought in the war.

Not even. The Emily date - Bob pretty much spoke for him. Like, he was actually on a "date" and didn't even bother. A conversation with Chris would consist mainly of him repeating what you say as if asking a question and a lot of "Hmm. Yeah. I'll consider that." or "Hm. Yeah. That's good."

 

[bradsternum]

The pic he replaced the old one with isn't helping his cause.

I would have to give it to my face, especially in in-person times.

The truest thing he has ever said, I think. Jesus.

 

[Golly]

According to himself,he's the hottest dude alive. That's why.

Well, when you see yourself as this hunksicle, it's hard to talk yourself down from it.

 

[bradsternum]

^Trying to imagine that thing walk is both hilarious and disturbing.

 

[pickleniggo]

According to himself,he's the hottest dude alive. That's why.

Well, when you see yourself as this hunksicle, it's hard to talk yourself down from it.

Is that a fucking bulge in his crotch area or is that just where his duck bends?

 

[Trombonista]

According to himself,he's the hottest dude alive. That's why.

Well, when you see yourself as this hunksicle, it's hard to talk yourself down from it.

I don't know about the rest of you girls, but ginormous feet and miniscule ears just turn me on like nothing else.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

 

[pickleniggo]

I don't know about the rest of you girls, but ginormous feet and miniscule ears just turn me on like nothing else.

Really? Not the lack of nipples or eyebrows?

 

[Golly]

Spoiler

Eyebrows do matter.

 

[Saney]

Spoiler

Eyebrows do matter.

God, Anne Hathaway looks scary as hell.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Would it kill him to attempt an expression in some of his pictures? I know he isn't good at them, but Godbear, show some teeth, open your eyes a little. There must be a middle ground between manic loon and suffered a stroke.