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i repeat what i said in the flutter thread
chris never clearly stated he has physically inseminated flutter
speculate, but do not presume, that an actual biological baby on this earth is involved

i still hold my stance that its a mind baby he's trying to will into existance with magic rituals
Same, I didn't hear him say "summer" at all. He was probably speaking hypothetically, that's the feeling I got.

That featured happening is jumping the gun a lot.
 
We are living in a joke of a timeline where not only does Chris Chan get the girl but he also gets a kid and millions of dollars.
What is next, are the charges against Danial Larson going to be dropped and is he actually going to get together with Grace Vanderwaal?!

Where do these Lolcows get such thick plot armor?
 
Not so up to date on Chris-Chan, I assumed he ruined his fertility with whatever troonshine he was taking, but maybe he wasn't actually taking any at all and just grew his hair out. Maybe he's fantasy talking, maybe it's not his or maybe we really will get to see the Father Chris-Chan saga ( fingers crossed) if that's the case, lets be real, she'll be a single mother in under a year, possibly by court order.
 
i repeat what i said in the flutter thread
chris never clearly stated he has physically inseminated flutter
speculate, but do not presume, that an actual biological baby on this earth is involved

i still hold my stance that its a mind baby he's trying to will into existance with magic rituals
Yeah, it's not new that Chris believes he's destined to have a kid somehow. And I think what he's saying in the clip isn't unusual - he's basically saying that in the situation a kid is being planned, he may or may not announce it.
 
Chris Chan is trending on X. Again!


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My inbox's so stuffed that I don't even get notifs for here.
But, for you who doubt the info, I have something...
Uhh.
Caden disowned Chris, holy shit.
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No, but what the fuck does he mean by "closed due to miscommunication"?
Did we cause it?

Links: Twitter, Bluesky.
Basically, Chris tweeted this on both Bluesky and Twitter. He stated that the change to 14BC address was due to the PO box being closed "due to miscommunication"
What do you think happened here?
 
My inbox's so stuffed that I don't even get notifs for here.
But, for you who doubt the info, I have something...
Uhh.

Basically, Chris tweeted this on both Bluesky and Twitter. He stated that the change to 14BC address was due to the PO box being closed "due to miscommunication"
What do you think happened here?
Maybe he failed to pay the bill on the PO Box, expecting someone else to do it.
 
>"closed due to a miscommunication"
>what do you think happened here
nigga r u being fr rn??
"closed to a miscommunication" can mean a variety of things:
- Chris forgot to pay them
- The PO box shut down
- Caden removed Chris's live priveledges
- Chris decided to spend more time with Barb
- Donald Trump banned PO boxes in all of the United States
- Other dimension godesses were pissed that Chris uses his powers as a bragging tool to get followers and free shit
- Chris secretly wants us to send him arsenic in order to kill Barb.
 
"closed to a miscommunication" can mean a variety of things:
- Chris forgot to pay them
- The PO box shut down
- Caden removed Chris's live priveledges
- Chris decided to spend more time with Barb
- Donald Trump banned PO boxes in all of the United States
- Other dimension godesses were pissed that Chris uses his powers as a bragging tool to get followers and free shit
- Chris secretly wants us to send him arsenic in order to kill Barb.
Or maybe Caden kicked Chris out
 
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