Containment Random Chris Updates

[Tikbalang]

The two pictures he uploaded and "en guard" imply the two pokemans fighting. I know Pokken tournament is too complex for Chris to play with an expected 0% win rate

What Chris wishes reality was like

Blaziken has a duck but mewtwo doesn't.

I see Chris' horde is starting to take over some parts of the house. I wonder if Barb will counter it with even more junk? I see also Chris kept the Dream Studio sign and kept and old ass monitor.

When you look at Chris's art at those pictures. You'll see it's all him as a sonichu/outdated computer god

 

[Fapcop]

The two pictures he uploaded and "en guard" imply the two pokemans fighting.

I think you’re overestimating OPL. Chris probably thinks it means “on guard!” As in, it’s his Pokemon protect squad.

 

[judge claude frollo]

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I love the holy light type of shit over here.

 

[Tikbalang]

Comparing the cock to the balls surrounded by his junk

 

[Picklechu]

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I'm still slightly surprised that InuYasha the Blaziken hasn't been added to the harem yet.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Comparing the cock to the balls surrounded by his junk
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Bet you he won't bother answering fee velascos question, that or give a whiny "phooey on you hater" response even though he raises a good point.

 

[Tikbalang]

Bet you he won't bother answering fee velascos question, that or give a whiny "phooey on you hater" response even though he raises a good point.

If DiMerge actually happened. His palace will also filled with clutter.
Chris has been a victim of pizza prank but never for a cleaning service.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

But...but...hasn't Chris said that keeping any Pokemon in a Pokeball is a bleak, Limbo-like experience? Also, what does 'much as well or less, me (Sonichu)' even mean in this context? I thought that Chris point-blank refused to put Sonichu in a Pokeball.

 

[Nigonidas]

But...but...hasn't Chris said that keeping any Pokemon in a Pokeball is a bleak, Limbo-like experience? Also, what does 'much as well or less, me (Sonichu)' even mean in this context? I thought that Chris point-blank refused to put Sonichu in a Pokeball.

The family guy crossover is to my knowledge the only use of the S-chu ball for the storage of an electric hedgehog abortion. I always just put it in the lore pile of things that he probably forgot about like trollbusters.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I'm still slightly surprised that InuYasha the Blaziken hasn't been added to the harem yet.

Sockness should go bang him in the ass first.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

If DiMerge actually happened. His palace will also filled with clutter.
Chris has been a victim of pizza prank but never for a cleaning service.

That would be both hilarious and cathartic for Chris. Which would go over his head and would be in denial.

 

[Alex Krycek]

If DiMerge actually happened. His palace will also filled with clutter.
Chris has been a victim of pizza prank but never for a cleaning service.

Problem with that is Cleaning Services usually ask for their money upfront unlike a Pizza Company. Nowadays it’s not just “here’s cash, go clean my house” it’s more like “Here’s a small contract, we will be cleaning over the course of x months. You must pay for the first 3 cleanings up front.” Now that’s not to say someone couldn’t find some random woman offering the services on Craigslist but it’s also a question of cost/benefit.

The reason I know this is because I’m actually somewhat close with a supervisor of a cleaning crew at a large property and he’s basically said that because of contractual stuff his job there is in no danger.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

But...but...hasn't Chris said that keeping any Pokemon in a Pokeball is a bleak, Limbo-like experience? Also, what does 'much as well or less, me (Sonichu)' even mean in this context? I thought that Chris point-blank refused to put Sonichu in a Pokeball.

It's a mess of a sentence but I think he's questioning the suitability of a pokeball for a pokemon as large as Inuyasha as well as for himself (Sonichu).

 

[Mr Roboto]

It's a mess of a sentence but I think he's questioning the suitability of a pokeball for a pokemon as large as Inuyasha as well as for himself (Sonichu).

I think you're right, Chris's grammar never ceases to amaze me. Instead of a simple "Even for me", Chris has to play around with sentence structure and phrasing to appear smarter, only to make himself look like more of a retard

 

[Are-A-Ham-A-Key]

That's all well and good, but Cole already figured that out. He just wanted to shame Barb into telling his retarded brother what he found out.

Because Cole is the smartest film critic who's my real dad detective on earth, and as we all know, only the smartest people compare themselves to Chris to prove it.

I don't know Cole to me seems to be at least somewhat aware of how other people perceive him, and although he does not seem like the greatest person to be around he is at least tolerable. Then there is Chris, I think that enough said.

 

[CwChalk]

But...but...hasn't Chris said that keeping any Pokemon in a Pokeball is a bleak, Limbo-like experience?

Chris doesn't want to stay in a crammed, dark place? He should've moved out long ago, like most well-to-do pokemans.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris was playing Pokemon Go near some church.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I think you're right, Chris's grammar never ceases to amaze me.

I had to read "much as well or less, me" out loud several times. What a tongue twister. "Very confusing + unclear" indeed...

 

[Basement Dwelling Dork]

This is exactly why I don’t understand people who reach out to Chris, I’m in the minority that in the case of Copitz it’s good someone at least got him away from Barb and was genuinely trying to have fun with him in a way that was benign but would I ever want to talk to Chris myself? A hard no. Chris is insane and while it’s funny to watch from afar it’s actually kind of boring - even a little annoying to have to deal with someone’s delusions to that extent.

Chris was playing Pokemon Go near some church.

I wonder if any priest was parked outside the church just to check and see if its alright. And all they see is some fat guy sporting short dresses and rainbow colored hair on his phone giggling and smiling with his arms around in the air.

 

[bisterjeans]

I wonder if any priest was parked outside the church just to check and see if its alright. And all they see is some fat guy sporting short dresses and rainbow colored hair on his phone giggling and smiling with his arms around in the air.

Something like this is probably a common scene in the America of today.