random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Do I have to link to the post? I typically store my favorite posts as screenshots because niggas edit their posts.

 

[Faceless Whore]

Do I have to link to the post? I typically store my favorite posts as screenshots because niggas edit their posts.

I think people enjoy knowing when they've been nominated for random_text.txt, so quoting is preferred. But you can also let them know by @ing them. Type @ and begin typing their handle, wait a second or two, and a menu should appear that lets you select them. For example:

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

This is anecdotal evidence of Chanian/Guntian/Bitch-titian demonology, sir.

you had one job you goddamn faggot

 

[like_shutup_&_drive_scoob]

And with the amount of goddamn people on kiwi farms I'm starting to wonder if we're actually the normies.

Dylan isn't innocent. I'll bet that Dylan has been balls deep in plenty of anuses.

 

[Spud]

Do some assholes just sit around waiting to see if a nog drops off their package? I mean I'm racist but I have things to do.

 

[PhoBingas]

I mean I'm racist but I have things to do.

 

[Gentlebastard]

This retarded furry porn addict is too fucking coombrained

Call me Inceldamus

For those of you who continuously fail to understand what thread you are posting in, this is not the "muh butthurt about everything I don't like" thread

Looks like I got permanently banned for having over 50 bans. Not even worth evading, tbh.

Don't ever underestimate the power of out of control narcissism

 

[RACISM]

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I seriously don't think it's Third World Islams who are pushing troonery, unless it's off a building.

This is absurdly off-topic. Though, remember when they grew a human ear on the back of a mouse?

 

[Meat Target]

We can make so many new pals. They'll probably get rid of their teardrop tattoos because they wont be sad and alone anymore.

It's like there's a factory somewhere churning out retards.

He probably depleted an entire mine in order to harvest that much copium.

 

[Spunt]

"On her phone her nickname for me is Daddy Cum Cannon"

From here

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Remember, the FARMERS are the ones in control of this internet! The false and NOT HONEST ddos attacks set for Null today has been canceled due to YOUR brave efforts. THANK YOU KIWIFARMS for defending Null! Now help Kiwifarm's COMEBACK at KIWIFARMS.NET

 

[Rozzy]

All I remember is that I was young and it was messy.

 

[Meat Target]

White guy asks Indian woman for Bobs and Vagene on Opposites Day.

Obtains same result.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Reddit happily platforming the "/r/RapeKink2" subreddit dedicated to violent rape fantasies but /r/thedonald which was just really lame posts sucking Trump's dick was too dangerous to have on their website.

You wouldn't be able to detect actual radicalization even if it was burning your city down in the name of social justice.

Seriously man, a Ben Shapiro bot. Why?

I see humankind has become so retarded that Satan isn't even bothered to send his best.

eventually he'll wind up doing something else because he's a narcissist who can't give up his Youtube channel or cheeseburgers

But that never happens. Again.

How dirty is your junk to have an ORANGE SIZED HOLE FULL OF STAPH AND E.COLI??? He truly gave himself an Amhole by being dirty and gross.

 

[Aunt Carol]

If you’re going to sit naked in your yard in an old abandoned tub, have the decency to do it in a big one.

“I desperately wanted the day-to-day experience of my penis to be functional and also fun.”

 

[Alabaster Disaster]

Oversharing details of his rape to own the trolls

archived

"She took my seizure medications and dosed us and then raped us with a butterknife."

 

[Haffhart]

Bread and Circuses, my friend.

And they're doing a bad job at it [...] The bread tastes like shit, and the circuses are too boring or infuriating to watch.

I am so tired of these ghoulish, nasty people ruining everything good and magical and happy about the world and I long for a real cultural fire (in Minecraft, and not literally) to exorcise these doughy demons from our pop cultural landscape once and for all.

I won't understand this perfectly until there have been wojaks made of them though.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Word is that NYPD officer Samuel Hyde was selected to make the arrest but refused! Everyone must praise this patriot! MAGA!

You know nothing screams "Stable Genius" like an all-caps two-page quasi-tweet about an upcoming arrest.

 

[Brain Power]

I like that nigger (singular) is apparently unoffensive. Or is it the quantity of the word?