random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[KiwiFuzz]

Accidental post sorry.

Even if he is found to have violated hipaa, Jesse may loose his ability to process medical records. His fax number will not longer be considered secure distribution.

If Josh released an anti-trans flag, best believe that bitch wouldn't have a single factory sealed crease in it when I brought it to an event.

in my last post i mentioned some problems i had been having. basically my labia minora/clitoral hood/clit area looks and FEELS like a dick just tucked right under the skin like i have really bad phantom penis sensation to be honest. supposedly it might be an erectile tissue issue but honestly i dont really notice any change in size or anything when i get turned on. basically this makes me super dysphoric, honestly it's kinda worse than when i just had a dick because it feels like i still have one, i can even feel the outline of a shaft under the clitoral hood, i just cant actually enjoy sex with it anymore the way the phantom feeling gives me to urges to stroke it or penetrate my partner (sex was the one time i was okay with my dick).

you're not regretful? you sure sound regretful.

Is she made out of meat clay or what?

"Duplicitous little bastards: Israeli Intelligence"

I don't know if they would understand "the" English but you sure don't understand "the" English

I have never looked forward to a soup less.

Oooohhh Chimpanzee that, monkey news

Maybe in 40 thousand years they'll invent the wheel, much to the joy of Papa Smurf.

But on the other hand, I don't feel comfortable condoning the actions of a terrorist organization.

Why is Monkey not capitalized?

Alcoholic behavior does not count if you are currently spending the day fishing.

Enough about trans rights, let's talk about trans wrongs

Just like how my gut flora's behaviors are my own.

So dyke, fag, fag, fag, fag, fag in denial, person with an actual physical disorder.

 

[Spud]

Beating me in a fight won’t unfuck your girlfriend.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Fun fact: Virtually every drop of water on Earth was at one time or another consumed and pissed out by a dinosaur.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

How does she get fired if she's HR?
"Oh no! You said the n-word! I'm reporting you to HR"
"Nigger, I AM HR."

Marvin Heemeyer did it wrong. Instead of building a Killdozer and destroying the homes of his enemies, he should have built a solid concrete fortress with speakers behind bulletproof glass, and just broadcast the word "Nigger" at full blast. It would have completely crushed these pantywaists.

 

[SiccDicc]

The great Euro-East-Asian-Castizo Alliance will stand a thousand years!

 

[Larry Potterfield]

TLDR; Big Gay Ai appointed his pet Dong to a position power but Benis Boy was a screw up.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

“His spine must be a Klein bottle considering how far his head is up his ass.”

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/eliezer-schlomo-yudkowsky-lesswrong.11361/post-905441

 

[Brain Power]

The simple pleasure of relieving yourself and within seconds leaving the toilet to resume daily activities is something I will now appreciate more from now on. I can't imagine it being a goddamn nightmarish production every time I have to piss.

Being mature is getting a lot of shitty tattoos as a 30 year old and letting everyone see your wife's fake tits and ass online.

When in doubt, type nigger.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I can feel the disgust radiating from the poor fuckers in those costumes

Slight PL but I was once a kid

Kids will mock names no matter what, but if you name your son "Simba" you're just giving them extra ammo.

Is the Lion King your autistic special interest? No one gives a fuck.
Did you buy yourself a multi-thousand-dollar lion fursuit? Are you in debt because of your insatiable Nala lust?
Well, then we have reason to be concerned now.

We're not pearl clutching. We're pointing at the retard and gossiping about him.

No one gives a fuck beyond taking a chance to deride you.

Surest way to prove your sane and rational argument is saying "I tried to cut a body part off".

His soyface and optimism: gone.

You're never too old or retarded to learn how to shut the fuck up so you don't make yourself look worse.

I refuse to believe that those posts aren't jokes and I will not accept any evidence to the contrary.

An ex-President wouldn't use all-caps unless it was super-duper serious.

FYI: Trying to moderate this thread caused a serious problem in the database and all posts in this thread are malformed.

Is he finally realizing he shouldn't shit where he eats? In the figurative sense only.

A male patient/resident with "no male caregivers" is a big red flag for staff unless they have a Tragic Backstory for it.

 

[Haffhart]

Those themes were also prevalent in Konaka's Serial Experiments Lain.

...And???

Its time to sack rome again...

 

[vomitusdeux]

Stop hacking my info

sorry japan. we're not sending our best.

I gave birth to my tampon while shitting today so that was a fun new experience for me.

Anyone who pays for youtube should unalive themselves in Minecraft.

Genital mutilation for mentally ill faggots is life saving in the same way a heroin addict needs heroin.

The equine version of the fat granny that lives in a mobile home from the 60's and smokes two packs of camels a day.

Looks like the face has been cummed on.

Vaginas are icky and moist holes

when we go too fast and I have to brake suddenly my ham hock is going get ripped free and go bouncing down the ditch never to be seen again

I'm afraid of Josh. He took my sandwich once and ate it in front of me and asked what I was going to do about it while he made menacing eye contact

What a disaster it must be for FTMs to exercise as their trouser-trunk flops around and leaks urine constantly and creates noticeable stains on their shorts.

Makes me proud to have .8% Neanderthal in my blood now.

You've never written erotic friendfiction?

... y- yeah. Me neither...

I didn't even know this guy had cancer and he fucking beats it. A fucking pedo zoosadist.

What a wild time we live in.

Hand egg

The child is no longer crying for now, I think someone used their penis, if necessary.

He's out here searching for Leaf stuff in people's homes like a Nazi checking for Jews in the walls.

Sort of like the results of "no depth SRS", where hot-dog-arts-and-crafts are performed, but a grundle pocket is never drilled.

Sometimes, no matter how you use your words, or how you use your penis, it just doesn’t work out, no matter how afraid you are to lose them. Then all that’s necessary anymore is to move on, no matter how much you love them.

New rule, you aren't allowed to claim you have "dyphoria" until you're old enough to spell dysphoria.

Only on the Farms could a thread about a hunchbacked eunuch side-step in to an interesting lesson on German linguistics.

Sunk cost phallacy. Or sunk phallus cost.

But but but full-body orgasm is just one surgery away!!

Children are small. I think if you were to kick it enough like a mare punishing a foul it'd relent. I don't know how to stop the crying. Try shaking it to see if it stops.

I'm into troon fitness:

Fitness lifetime of medical horrors into my early 20s.

Feel like I’ve won the brainworm lottery.

It's pretty obvious to anyone who's ever been in a Dollar Tree that the reason they wouldn't sell eggs is that you can tell when they're over a year old.

Should get a cover up of a crate, and insist the real penis is inside.

I hope he finds a cum jar and within a Leaf figure drowning in the viscous man juices.

Desantis eats pudding with his hands

*We are a LGBT-inclusive glowie spook agency

Let's ban every Chinese "person" from life.

There’s still a chance for Hillary to be president of the senior living home.

"HELLO THERE, CHICOS! YOUR MALL DESIGN IS *&#%!; I HAVE GRADE-F DESTRUCTION FOR YOU!"

I like your comment, there has to be consequences for Zoosadists, but your nazi talk and that racist cartoon are unnecessary.

it’s hard to get so fucked up unless you smoked meth everyday and got frost bite and loss a foot. Even then it’s not getting a never healing hole in the place where your dick used to be.

If you want to move up in your company and in the world at large, become the kind of man who always takes dumps in the first stall.

The fan, now missing a blade, was horribly unbalanced and bouncing around like an autistic 8 year old in a pokemon card shop.

I'm surprised nobody's called them "Nipples".

I’d have an easier time choosing whether to eat red hot coals or crushed glass and thumbtacks, both options laced with cyanide and Ralph cum.

I didn't know that Trump was President.

 

[Table Country]

I don't know who Trump is, but he is fat and I would not have sex with him.

You know what they call Total Nigger Death in Paris?

 

[mister meaner]

I’m not afraid to use my penis if necessary

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

selling a beanbag or round pillow that looks like Ethan Ralphs gunt would be funny.

i'm saving it for a special moment

You're a fucking freak, you know that? Who posts this shit?

I’m very afraid of everything I just read

Because outdrinking somebody is funny

it isn’t doxxing if I put it out there publicly tbf

If GPT started training on Java code made by Indians and Nigerians that's when we're gonna need John Connor.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I kind of wish I could bleach this kind of knowledge from my brain, some days.

 

[Pissmaster]

You should pay him a visit and show him your penis again to make him feel better about his wife being killed by Pfizer.

 

[Faceless Whore]

"The worst part it's that I also have schizophrenia, when I forgot my medication the walls misgender me and I also cry."

Also any or all of the lines from this poem. My browser was a nigger and crashed so I lost the post it came from, but pretty sure it was from the Transphobic & Terfy Memes Thread:

I see your hair. It is a wig.
Your Adam's apple still looks big.
You are a man, and that is clear.
I do not see a woman here.
I must admit, it's rather odd
To hear you say you're now a broad.
You have no uterus, so no:
You cannot bleed from down below.
I do not like your padded bra!
You should not use the women's spa!
You tell me you had surgery;
Your pronouns still are "him" and "he."
Your chromosomes are X and Y.
That means you'll always be a guy.
You gave yourself a girly name.
That does not mean you're now a dame.
A surgeon chopped your eggs and ham?
I still won't call you Ma'am I Am.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I eat plastic straws to curb my rampant testosterone.

 

[Quickfix]

"DeeDee, don't touch my manifesto!"

 

[Gentlebastard]

We get a better class of autism around here.

We will know the very minute he is discharged from the nursing home because he will make the 1 star yelp review in the car on the way home.

All workers should quit in protest if their co-worker uses Reddit 24/7 as a personality trait.

Chinese tik tok be like : super iq genius child prodigy does virtuous thing, very patriotic!

Western tik tok be like : mental illness, vice, perversion.

They know what they are doing.

Stick to the fucking curriculum and teach five year olds reading, writing and arithmetic. Oh, and not to eat paste.

You know you'll be watching, just like the rest of us.

The Nigger Experiment: How Black People React to Insults and Stereotypes

I may be wrong, but the only thing stopping this from being his Swan Song is the fact that he ate the Swan. Raw. Because he's fat. And a bad chef.

I guess we can look forward to Kevin continuing his hoard, Jen continuing to eat shit and Penis getting more animals until it's a desert landscape there too.

THE TRANCH OFFICIALLY RENEWED FOR ANOTHER SEASON

Give the bloke credit. He happily let go of his cock and balls. Don't take that achievement away from him.

Does being a coomer make you gay and troon, or vice versa. Or both?

I would like to take the time to apologize to all the fundies and conservatives I made fun of in the mid 2000s. You guys were totally right about gay marriage and the slippery slop. And we were wrong. We were so wrong and now we're in a nightmare we can't wake up from.

Yeah, I guess seeing another culture and doing fun things with the rest of the family  might be nice.......but we must consoom our goyslop