random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Hamplanet Fitness]

And while she was up to no good online, at least back then it didn't include posting nudes with flags in her asshole.

 

[BirdUp]

 

[Precocious Halfwit]

MEET GUD MOR MEET NO FARTY BROCCOLY

 

[Probably An Autist]

his genitalia has retreated into his abdomen out of fear, like a small animal hiding in its burrow from a looming predator.

 

[The Evil Midnight Bomber]

 

[Gentlebastard]

Afro-Centric Marxist-Leninism has been defeated by the two for one deal.

>tfw no pony tulpa who helps me to write code

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I can sense hooking up happening in the workplace

He has some pretty strange gaps in his education.

Gender studies, not even once.

Trailers, trash and desertification. We’re back, baby!

 

[vomitusdeux]

Null is undefeated. if you ever are in the Detroit area you can come over and fuck my girlfriend. OK, I dont have a girlfriend, but ill buy you a hooker. Thats the price im willing to pay for freedom of speech

The pegasus was sired by god of oceans Poseidon. Pouring cum on this Rainbow Dash figurine is an attempt to keep the beluga sturgeon from becoming extinct.

This makes me uncomfortable. She seems like the kind of woman who gets in an argument then cuts her boyfriend's dick off and eats it while he's asleep, then vomits it up into her sock drawer.

I never watched a single Yaoi in my life

How do you lose a giant mascot head....

Based on the rest of Daddy Cum Cannon's behavior

I have to admit I'm starting to like his "post terrible furry porn" problem solving method to all potential situations.

Cant believe Chibi is going to work at nintendo

Don't throw them out because of a troon, throw them out because they look retarded.

Please don't use f word with Lord's name

Ms. Cartman is basically Scrappy-doo for me at this point.

@TV's Adam West are you still fantasizing about fucking your mother?

My Bratwurst has a first name, it's d-o-o-d..

We are the lolcows of history. If an afterlife exists the current generation will be the butt of every joke. Yokels from 1900 bce would laugh at how backward and idiotic we are.

He only rapes children, so clearly the women are safe.

She comparing the Holocaust to people eating meat. Hope Israeli Jews turn on her.

I wouldn't be surprised if he actually did the 'penis showing to the kiddies'.

America won't allow its status as the superpower of Clown World to be challenged by Scotland.

"Whistleblowers spred information about males in women's prison"
"Judge limits information about trans in women prisons and the resulting rise in violence in said facilites"

I appreciate the tugging on the abdominal scarring.

My lil’ guy has a last name it’s k-i-n-g!
I milk my piss everyday,
And if you ask me why I’ll say,
“Because phalloplasty has a way of fucking up a dudebrokang. “

there's more appeal in cheap flesh colored dildos, at least those don't flop everywhere like a flesh colored tick that's ready to drop off at any given moment.

To be fair, women's piss streams sound much more violent and "masculine"

Trans women are women, in the same way a law student is a practicing attorney.

God do I miss Grandpa Faggot.

Like anyone gives a shit about a bunch of ugly lesbians.

I got excited thinking we were going to discuss occult cryptids and instead it's just a thread about some faggot.

I have completed the seventh Tarot card "The Chariot". In this depiction, Alice is riding off into battle on two Blåhajs and using the blood of one Pooner to accelerate the sharks and another Pooner on Alice's arm for balance.

Sis!!!!! What's wrong with ur pisser?!

Stink ditches must smell cheesy like stretched earlobes.

look man i dont know about any of that shit but i will say that i think women are cool and i like to put my penis in side of them.

 

[Poonocchio]

 

[Spud]

His obnoxious Canadian accent is one thing, but the fact he tries shoving racemixing down people’s throat solidifies his retardation.

 

[mindlessobserver]

The bigger a space becomes and the more eyes are on it, the less possibility there is for any real truth-seeking as social clout chasing and retard sperging takes over and drowns out anything else

 

[WinRAR Free Trial]

 

[Table Country]

"I never thought faggots would rape MY face," sobs man who voted for Faggots Raping Faces and Children Party.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Women don't need to lie for their safety, and I swear to god if any of them say otherwise I'll smack them.

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

source

 

[Markass the Worst]

It is a strange and twisted grasp that the hate of my existence holds over some people with nothing better to do.

source

 

[KiwiFuzz]

he was really mad that day

No one is going to fuck with the guy who has a whole army of crawdads.

“Note: Aesthetic reconstruction alone to intentionally create a non-sensate “clitoris-looking” structure is not acceptable.”

You could slip this into the slides of a coastline erosion presentation and nobody would notice.

CODE WORD RONALD MAC DONALD, TAKE OUR NATION BACK

I know this one's been nominated at least twice already but this is some 10/10 #content:

"I desperately wanted my penis to be functional but also fun"

As soon as the doctor spanked you on the ass in the delivery room you might as well be screaming nigger.

It's probably a good thing they don't want to fuck chickens but that's just me.

So look, basically theres special workout compression tiddy bands for C+... To bind your Hitomi Tanakas, basically position your tiddy so the nipple is in the center and push it up on your chest and then flat. You don't just smash it down or else you get sandbags on larger chests. Ive seen pooners do this and it looks terrible. But proper tit-jutsu It is the price we must pay for having ample boobs. Just remember that for all the annoyances, it make trannies seethe that we have them so I am always grateful.

Ah, yes, it's only the evil Nazi rightwingers who want to label people based on their genitals. Because terms like "person with a uterus", "birthing person" or "person who menstruates" don't imply genitals at all because as we all know and have learned in school you can give birth through your dick and when your schlong bleeds for whatever reason it's totally the same as when a woman menstruates. I know what I am talking about bc I gave birth to kids. Through my peehole. Yes, I have dickkids. 2,5 to be precise. I love my dickkids. They are very normal and shit.

Fucking retards.

glowniggers give a bad name to the people of glowing descent

 

[Zero Day Defense]

so I decided to look him up and see if I like his stuff and THIS is the nigga y'all be fucking with? Only thing this dude is blowin' ain't up, its COCKS! what's wrong with you faggots listening to this homo music?!

 

[Spud]

Gay men want the same shit on TV as everyone else. Buff guys doing heroic stuff.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Our government displays rainbow flags and BLM banners the way the Spanish conquistadors waved around crucifixes.

 

[Gentlebastard]

„Correct me if I'm wrong.“
-> [deleted]

The big question is: did Nailin' Palin make viewers vote Republican or not.

Reddit users existences are the best argument against freedom of speech and best argument for bullying and harassment

birthing people better stop talking out of line if they know what's good for em

I can't tell you how much I wish you were wrong, but how much I know you are right.

The classic German porno intro that I remember is one where some dude with a bad haircut and a shitty suit is sitting at a desk, scribbling on some papers and acting frustated about something, random skank milf just shows up and goes

KLAUS ICH FINDE DICH SEHR ATTRAKTIV

And the race is on.

A lot of people are going to clown on her for having an unusual fetish, but I'm more taken aback by how casually she drops into conversation that she has a favourite execution method.

Regartheless, but I always said: if Hitler was alive today genocided redditors instead of jews, he would have gained a nobel prize for peace