random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

"Siri, how do I wash my pussy out?"

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

IP2 was ahead of their time for the race war van.

The Loudon Country Tranny Bathroom Rape saga just keeps on going.

"Community volunteers", "hanging", and "Chicago" all used in the same context without anything positive being done. A pity.

Your wrangler needs to mix your schizo meds in with the plum pudding.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Grammarfag also wouldn't un-hole his Am

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Somewhere Arm Pit Cream is howling incoherently. "ça aurait dû être moi!!" he screams.

I think he was a genetic experiment in crafting the perfect rapist.

 

[Liber Pater]

I just watched a video a day or so ago that stated that Obama is Hitler's grandchild, look at the shape of their heads.... woah maybe they are on to something.

 

[SCSI]

Regardless of the one time he’s jacked off on camera, nobody’s been able to concretely describe why he’s so bad.

 

[Hitman One]

Well, this is certainly some interesting thought-dilation for my brain-amhole.

(on a side note, Google 100 percent thinks I'm a tranny now).

There is no coming back. The weiner cannot be uncut.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

"My animal passions only apply to BBC"

 

[Law]

He is so stupid he thinks millionaire-tier financing and upward is literally that simple, and if you asked him to explain what 'liquid assets' are he'd make a childish joke about cum then call you a fascist.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Jerry-rig some frankenpenis out of a severed toe and some old hobo skin?

Unqueers could never!

 

[JustSomeDong]

"Gender identity tottally isn't a mental illness, which is why I'll kill myself if you use the wrong pronouns."

 

[AnOminous]

“I hate how I jiggle when I jerk off. At one point my page didn’t load and I got a look at myself in the reflection of the computer screen and it was just gross. “

Every single person with a picrew avatar is a fat, disgusting pervert and probably a troon too.

 

[Meat Target]

Jingle Bells
AGT smells
Skordas laid an egg
The plightmobile lost its wheel
And Taylor got awaaaaaaaaay!!

Every single person with a picrew avatar is a fat, disgusting pervert and probably a troon too.

 

[AbyssStarer]

"I'm a face full of floor"

 

[Aunt Carol]

Werewolf nipples actually.

 

[Happy Fish]

Polyamory seems to be really popular in circles of people who have dead end careers

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Can you present any real evidence that I have "raped" any children or animals at all other than the one minor forty years ago and the dog who has been dead for 25 years? I don't think you realize how deeply disturbed your delusions about my sexual apatites are , you moron.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I never knew Sailor Moon going full Reich was my fetish.

 

[Cuck Shack]

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Your pure and undiluted hatred for woke troon activism is an inspiration to us all.